tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post5347743632629030589..comments2023-10-02T07:20:07.187-05:00Comments on Banquet of Consequences Too: Proof!jadedjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-8239378015503550782010-10-02T07:52:51.045-05:002010-10-02T07:52:51.045-05:00Harlequin---Hallelujah sister!Harlequin---Hallelujah sister!jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-77923903643925053262010-10-01T21:37:04.532-05:002010-10-01T21:37:04.532-05:00too funny; i am so happy to have seen this masterp...too funny; i am so happy to have seen this masterpiece before you cast it out to the unappreciative masses.Harlequinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04964772119118368322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-70962560409471062422010-09-26T06:54:13.520-05:002010-09-26T06:54:13.520-05:00Two divine or not two divine? That is the questio...Two divine or not two divine? That is the question! Only eBay knows for sure!Chimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04351254840837418820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-9708620700245223842010-09-24T19:36:02.393-05:002010-09-24T19:36:02.393-05:00Bella---I tried to post a comment on your blog wit...Bella---I tried to post a comment on your blog with the heaven clothes question. I wouldn't let me because the word verification had no where to type it in. Here is the comment:<br /><br />So, best to be buried...in the raw? Wait, are there nudists in that place of which you speak?jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-19397725891114836572010-09-24T19:29:34.509-05:002010-09-24T19:29:34.509-05:00Bella---That's it! It's tarnation and feat...Bella---That's it! It's tarnation and feathers.<br /><br />It comes in a brown bag...and has nothing to do with tea.<br /><br />Chimp---Good grief man...I never thought of turning it upside down. But alas, the eye of the beholder comes between us bro. What I see in that orientation is not of Cuban fare, but rather, I see a hairy Buddha swatting a flying spaghetti monster. However, this may be even better...two divines for the price of one.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-70503777994513818492010-09-24T17:54:07.939-05:002010-09-24T17:54:07.939-05:00If you take the Bejesus of the Vin picture and tur...If you take the Bejesus of the Vin picture and turn it upside down, it looks like a big dish of rice and black beans with a piece of chicken alongside. Maybe a Cuban restaurant might pay big for the picture.Chimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04351254840837418820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-73801406831594195742010-09-24T17:42:47.271-05:002010-09-24T17:42:47.271-05:00what the tarnation is going on over here? LOL
I&#...what the tarnation is going on over here? LOL<br /><br />I'll have one of what you're drinkin'...Jo ~https://www.blogger.com/profile/14420027837365076239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-44947493626192968702010-09-24T11:38:45.544-05:002010-09-24T11:38:45.544-05:00cW---What an eye! USD, or Yuan?cW---What an eye! USD, or Yuan?jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-62543586163808680412010-09-24T10:57:57.339-05:002010-09-24T10:57:57.339-05:00My God (or yours)! It IS Dali! I'll give you...My God (or yours)! It IS Dali! I'll give you two bucks.corticoWhathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12559817788925682627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-10251339020392666942010-09-24T07:39:18.377-05:002010-09-24T07:39:18.377-05:00Punch---Please, quit over-intellectualizing everyt...Punch---Please, quit over-intellectualizing everything.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-9212969397485176442010-09-23T22:13:40.248-05:002010-09-23T22:13:40.248-05:00Meat Head!Meat Head!Punchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-89994321093354059472010-09-23T19:33:42.966-05:002010-09-23T19:33:42.966-05:00OK, make that no MEAT ON Friday...give a guy a bre...OK, make that no MEAT ON Friday...give a guy a break, will ya?jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-50277653493511088602010-09-23T19:32:17.471-05:002010-09-23T19:32:17.471-05:00Mr. C---Hold it right there. Groucho...Jewish...ba...Mr. C---Hold it right there. Groucho...Jewish...bagels. Kovacs...Catholic...no fish on Fridays. Manny was Catholic? And invented the bagel? In a Jewish Deli? WTF?jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-24612318053785213132010-09-23T19:09:16.271-05:002010-09-23T19:09:16.271-05:00Did I say Groucho Marx? No, no.. Bejesus #1 is un...Did I say Groucho Marx? No, no.. Bejesus #1 is undeniably Ernie Kovacs. Which makes perfect sense as Manny is his uncle.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-37110866267852327792010-09-23T19:02:48.893-05:002010-09-23T19:02:48.893-05:00Chimp---This is where my friend with the hairpin c...Chimp---This is where my friend with the hairpin comes into play. Have no fear.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-12583375551345921292010-09-23T18:59:50.079-05:002010-09-23T18:59:50.079-05:00Did someone mention a witch? O'Donnell?
Repu...Did someone mention a witch? O'Donnell?<br /><br />Republican Teabagger Christine O'Donnel is a fundamentalist Christian(former Catholic turned Evangelical Christian) running for the US Senate. She's a real politician, attending both Catholic and Protestan church services. <br /><br />As a true Republican, during the 2006 primary she claimed she "heard the audible voice of God". She believes masturbation is sinful, so she goes to confession often.In 2006, she told a newspaper that homosexuals have an "identity disorder" that is "adopted through societal factors.<br /><br />A few days ago, it was discovered that she admitted to practicing witchcraft in high school. Note that most Evangelicals would like to bring back the Salem Trials and burn Harry Potter at the stake. <br /><br />She feels that anyone who believes in science and evolution believes in fantasies and "Creationism" is truth. Lucky for her, the election is only 2 days after Halloween. With some chants and spells, she may win.Chimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04351254840837418820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-54123459564711222512010-09-23T18:39:14.852-05:002010-09-23T18:39:14.852-05:00Chimp---Well crap, the comment ship passed right b...Chimp---Well crap, the comment ship passed right by my ass. Sorry. You need to know (for your own good) I have a friend who has Voodoo connections...via hat pins and stuff. Incidentially...I'd as soon join one-eyed Jesus as no-eyed JJ, as drink with Schweinehund personified himself...Georgie dumb fuck.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-27949531874977671172010-09-23T18:34:39.817-05:002010-09-23T18:34:39.817-05:00boomer---Well hell, that explains it...a bagel. Wh...boomer---Well hell, that explains it...a bagel. Who originated the bagel? Manny, at Wolfe's <i>Jewish</i> deli in Miami Beach, that's who! Whatcha expect? HIS track record with that tribe ain't too good, you know? It didn't take too much persuasion to convince him that Amurican Napa Valley products was the way to go. You might as well eat the damned bagel.<br /><br />I prefer that you not use the term e-corporate thug. Schweinehund would be much more fitting, and a little less pussy sounding.<br /><br />Wait...one-eyed Jesus? Damned, I wish I had thought of that! SCHWEINEHUND, e-CORPORATE THUGGY!jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-49456019802234363542010-09-23T18:17:35.453-05:002010-09-23T18:17:35.453-05:00Bejesus of the Bier looks a lot like a pirates'...Bejesus of the Bier looks a lot like a pirates's treasure map. I'm certain this is not the real Bejesus because you are not a Republican. If George or Sarah or Pat R. put these up for sale on eBay, the price would jump sky high in minutes. Democrats or Independents and Haitians have a better reationship with Beelzebub. The number one image looks more like a flying Beelzebub as would be depicted by Sal Baby. Pat Robertson would probably pay big bucks.<br />Like "Debra She Who Seeks" said, the No. 2 picture looks more like Osama bin Laden, George Bush's friend, and may have come to you if Georgie and you were imbibing at the same time while Georgie was talking to the Big Pretzel In TheSky and you both interconnected through your microwave into your mouse. Donald The Rummy might pay big for this one. Good luck unless you make a pact with the Haitian God, then yu don't need luck but watch out for earthquakes.<br /><br />And Tom Harper, you better go in hiding with the Mohamed cartoonists, with lots of jugs of vin. The rest of us will bury our heads in the sand, as we know nothin'.Chimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04351254840837418820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-63607028759013566822010-09-23T17:15:37.294-05:002010-09-23T17:15:37.294-05:00Damn you Jaded, I saw your picture and went to che...Damn you Jaded, I saw your picture and went to check to see if he was still on my toasted bagel I've been keeping in the freezer since he showed up at my place. <br /><br />You paid him to leave me didn't you!!!<br /><br />You e-corporate thug!! Well, that does it. I'm off to float a bottle cap in the Samuel Adams Boston Lager head. I'll call it "One-eyed Jesus with a blonde fro"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13829283375082711360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-65351064771916757302010-09-23T16:43:57.751-05:002010-09-23T16:43:57.751-05:00intell---Dali, maaaaaaybe. George would have a few...intell---Dali, maaaaaaybe. George would have a few words to say about being a graven image, methinks.<br /><br />Tom---Wait, wait, wait...YOU said it. I know nothing...nothing I tell you, about forbidden images and shit.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-9098798495071167482010-09-23T14:03:11.537-05:002010-09-23T14:03:11.537-05:00You're all infidels! That's Allah in both...You're all infidels! That's Allah in both of those pictures!Tom Harperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05610417770240609022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-36599580637709563872010-09-23T10:07:34.932-05:002010-09-23T10:07:34.932-05:00I agree that #1 is Dali. #2 looks like a young Geo...I agree that #1 is Dali. #2 looks like a young George Carlin to me.<br /><br />And I have it from a higher authority that I am right.intelliwenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01872666573909696493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-61691023219345506612010-09-23T09:02:17.192-05:002010-09-23T09:02:17.192-05:00DSWS---Hmmmmm, maybe I should give Homeland Securi...DSWS---Hmmmmm, maybe I should give Homeland Security a call. Nah...it's long distance.<br /><br />Doug---It would still be "Divine", wouldn't it?<br /><br />Punch---What's that old saying? Hairy hands, little follicles...or is that, big follicles, little hair? I can never remember.<br /><br />Who is this witch person?<br /><br />Mr. C---What a stretch...Groucho Marx indeed. No cigar, witnit-picker...for you either.<br /><br />Actually I think He/It/She is telling me to <i>spill</i> more wine. It's good for business.<br /><br />diane---I don't know...he doesn't look Irish to me.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-1426122036434914942010-09-23T07:58:25.338-05:002010-09-23T07:58:25.338-05:00You guys are all nuts, it's Eddie Murphy.You guys are all nuts, it's Eddie Murphy.dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.com