tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post7272159041256723023..comments2023-10-02T07:20:07.187-05:00Comments on Banquet of Consequences Too: Crack Americajadedjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-19969079760250454142009-11-29T22:11:16.409-06:002009-11-29T22:11:16.409-06:00you have an Crocogrator???
Harlequin is a friend ...you have an Crocogrator??? <br />Harlequin is a friend of mine.<br /> Check your back?<br />just sayin'Punchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-20713377058300580122009-11-26T09:36:26.024-06:002009-11-26T09:36:26.024-06:00Harlequin---I thank you...and my crocogator thanks...Harlequin---I thank you...and my crocogator thanks you. Sooooo, the joke cracked you up, eh? Sorry, I was waiting for someone to say it.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-33770843495359766082009-11-25T21:48:38.532-06:002009-11-25T21:48:38.532-06:00I really like this beast... it makes me want to em...I really like this beast... it makes me want to embrace my inner beast; I will keep on cracking my own eggs, however...Harlequinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04964772119118368322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-31623347979203485512009-11-25T20:10:54.225-06:002009-11-25T20:10:54.225-06:00PE---Har har har.
There is no question in my mind...PE---Har har har.<br /><br />There is no question in my mind that there is a But Wait Ball Busting device out there for only $19.95, with an Emasculator thrown in to boot.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-70045054165334454042009-11-25T20:03:10.752-06:002009-11-25T20:03:10.752-06:00ball busting and egg cracking are not the same.ball busting and egg cracking are not the same.PENolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17920921974302444898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-50975213074437458172009-11-25T19:04:06.016-06:002009-11-25T19:04:06.016-06:00intell---I realize that you aren't watching th...intell---I realize that you aren't watching the But Wait commercials since Billy passed on, so how would you have know. I talked to walkingman, and one's on it's way to Bubbaville...he won the lottery. OK, it was a free ticket win, but I loaned him a cracker. Mainly because you are such a good egg.<br /><br />Happy over-indulgence to you tambien.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-2804028893338423842009-11-25T18:50:29.291-06:002009-11-25T18:50:29.291-06:00Damn...wish I'd watched this before I baked my...Damn...wish I'd watched this before I baked my sister's birthday cake, the old fashioned way.<br /><br />Yolk's on me.<br /><br />Happy Turkey Day, J.intelliwenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01872666573909696493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-89064131791670026872009-11-25T16:28:40.273-06:002009-11-25T16:28:40.273-06:00Holte---But wait! What about the bacon?
Doug---I ...Holte---But wait! What about the bacon?<br /><br />Doug---I don't think the thing works north of the border, er, up there...from here, up there, that is. And anyway, I thought Canadians had more sense.<br /><br />wm---I don't have that many friends.<br /><br />mo---Maybe this is why I don't have many friends. OK, none.<br /><br />PE---Well hell, first I missed the good morning because it's now late afternoon, and then you leave me hanging even though I posted this piece just for you.<br /><br />Mr. C---I understand from my sources that MOST of the sales of the egg cracker are in Baja Georgia. Surprised you don't already have one.<br /><br />Whoaaaaaaa, wait a minute! Didn't YOU tell me that joke?<br /><br />Kyle---A hoot indeed. This explains many things, since I AM a pinko, egg-cracking, socialist sumbitch.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-77428239264009538952009-11-25T10:19:57.923-06:002009-11-25T10:19:57.923-06:00The EZ cracker infomercial is a hoot! CrocoGator n...The EZ cracker infomercial is a hoot! CrocoGator not so much, but you can't make everyone happy, then you'd be a socialist!;)Kyle Leachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13369076904327452139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-65635168208729661072009-11-25T06:38:03.963-06:002009-11-25T06:38:03.963-06:00Damn JJ! Thanks. Can't wait to get me one of...Damn JJ! Thanks. Can't wait to get me one of them egg crackers. I'll be the fastest egg cracking Cracker in all of Baja Georgia. Man, hope I'm on Walking Man's Christmas list.<br /><br />As to the gator joke... don't quit your day job.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-62398594082390163632009-11-25T06:20:54.636-06:002009-11-25T06:20:54.636-06:00Good Morning, JadedJ.
I have absolutely no comment...Good Morning, JadedJ.<br />I have absolutely no comment to make about the cracker or the gators' business.PENolanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17920921974302444898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-71958666383757402472009-11-25T06:19:24.992-06:002009-11-25T06:19:24.992-06:00There should be no "Vada Booms" for that...There should be no "Vada Booms" for that joke my friend, none at all. He does look mean though.mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-58729368128116476722009-11-25T03:37:32.321-06:002009-11-25T03:37:32.321-06:00I suppose cracking the eggs into a bowl and lettin...I suppose cracking the eggs into a bowl and letting any possible shell pieces settle to the bottom is to difficult for this hurry up world.<br /><br />When I win the lottery I am going to buy every gadget on TV that has BUT WAIT! after the initial pitch. Just because then I will have an unending stream of useless Christmas gifts to send.the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-73138680114363197742009-11-25T02:47:59.761-06:002009-11-25T02:47:59.761-06:00Gee, I have never had all that much trouble with e...Gee, I have never had all that much trouble with eggs, but it looks like a fun *Hey, look at this* kind of toy.Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09519879143568413067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-54885699253896922072009-11-24T22:17:01.217-06:002009-11-24T22:17:01.217-06:00Once I get the EZ-Cracker (sounds slightly disgust...Once I get the EZ-Cracker (sounds slightly disgusting) it will be eggs, morning, noon and night, until my wife gets herself an EZ-Cracker Smasher.Holte Enderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356437917387847542noreply@blogger.com