tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post7585660005746524313..comments2023-10-02T07:20:07.187-05:00Comments on Banquet of Consequences Too: Dudes...Bros...and Fellow Fellows...jadedjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-10379256289298338952010-05-01T07:40:28.727-05:002010-05-01T07:40:28.727-05:00Harlequin---Har har har, CRAFT...I like that one!Harlequin---Har har har, CRAFT...I like that one!jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-7260792005083273502010-04-30T21:45:15.209-05:002010-04-30T21:45:15.209-05:00it's ok... my past four years, since turning 5...it's ok... my past four years, since turning 50, have been a series of adventures like this. I seem to have developed the CRAFT disease: can't remember a f*#@ing thing.<br />but I am developing a much more refined and subtle sense of humour.Harlequinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04964772119118368322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-53347286218823403612010-04-29T19:31:00.015-05:002010-04-29T19:31:00.015-05:00Elizabeth---Duly noted. And I am sending this advi...Elizabeth---Duly noted. And I am sending this advice to boomer bob as well.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-32085158435494061092010-04-29T12:26:29.458-05:002010-04-29T12:26:29.458-05:00and never, ever give an opinion which involves, ma...<i>and never, ever give an opinion which involves, make up, hairdo, clothing, or weight. Ever.</i><br /><br />Oh, but JJ, dear, please do give such opinions -- and with abundance. Just remember to keep them always positive. As in, "Honey, your hair (dress, what-have-you) looks so lovely (hot, what-have-you) today."<br /><br />Do it at least once a day and I guarantee you marital success in no time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-79928672672553387852010-04-27T21:42:31.315-05:002010-04-27T21:42:31.315-05:00Chimp---I had the same thing happen to me...found ...Chimp---I had the same thing happen to me...found out I was holding my mouth wrong. Try scruwching it to the right next time.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-39241630476455779672010-04-27T15:51:10.239-05:002010-04-27T15:51:10.239-05:00I have tried to use my cell phone to change the ch...I have tried to use my cell phone to change the channels and it took a while before I realized why it wasn't working.Chimphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04351254840837418820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-45894269409765341342010-04-25T08:45:42.327-05:002010-04-25T08:45:42.327-05:00boomer bob---Now you tell me!
Punch---...take my ...boomer bob---Now you tell me!<br /><br />Punch---...take my mother-in-law...please.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-83766351731947933432010-04-25T08:23:35.278-05:002010-04-25T08:23:35.278-05:00I just got back from a vacation. I took my mother...I just got back from a vacation. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.<br />vada boomPunchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-72120201613984824612010-04-25T01:11:52.877-05:002010-04-25T01:11:52.877-05:00Better watch those "vada booms." They&#...Better watch those "vada booms." They'll be accompanying you to the sofa tonight :-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13829283375082711360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-41174126125710818912010-04-24T10:02:32.312-05:002010-04-24T10:02:32.312-05:00boomer bob---That was no lady, that was my wife......boomer bob---That was no lady, that was my wife...vada boom vada boom!jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-74599639783282704592010-04-24T02:34:50.143-05:002010-04-24T02:34:50.143-05:00I'm with jadedj - turn the phone off and head ...I'm with jadedj - turn the phone off and head to Sushi Manda, be it breakfast, lunch or dinner. There's nothing like a Kirin and some yellow tail with uni fo desert. <br /><br />Now you're talking. And who was that lady you were speaking to this morning?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13829283375082711360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-79419146029531158002010-04-22T06:53:37.555-05:002010-04-22T06:53:37.555-05:00Stephen---One person's stinky raw fish is anot...Stephen---One person's stinky raw fish is another's sushi.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-15539035915424441732010-04-21T22:04:09.352-05:002010-04-21T22:04:09.352-05:00Well... I am a gay man, but I am a spouse, & I...Well... I am a gay man, but I am a spouse, & I want to say that if that happened to me, you would come home to a stinky raw fish on a beautifully set table & I would be out at dinner with friends.Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05967985806955115917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-66971431739852129802010-04-21T21:08:09.574-05:002010-04-21T21:08:09.574-05:00intell---A bitter meal, indeed, wench.intell---A bitter meal, indeed, wench.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-89732910421590316042010-04-21T19:57:25.118-05:002010-04-21T19:57:25.118-05:00How'd that side of crow taste with your fish, ...How'd that side of crow taste with your fish, J?intelliwenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01872666573909696493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-60257478879170747862010-04-21T19:02:47.472-05:002010-04-21T19:02:47.472-05:00cortico---Har har har. I see.cortico---Har har har. I see.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-86690016930615877292010-04-21T18:25:20.076-05:002010-04-21T18:25:20.076-05:00Hitting the light switch over and over while looki...Hitting the light switch over and over while looking for candles because the electricity is off. Idiocy!corticoWhathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12559817788925682627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-20194895808167238772010-04-21T16:18:22.279-05:002010-04-21T16:18:22.279-05:00Punch---I DID have coffee and brushed my hair...as...Punch---I DID have coffee and brushed my hair...assholeo.<br /><br />Holte---The secret is knowing that no means yes...yes means no...and never, ever give an opinion which involves, make up, hairdo, clothing, or weight. Ever.<br /><br />Doug---You do know this tale is a piece of fiction, don't you? OK, I'm lying.<br /><br />Mo.---Usually it is my wife that has these brain farts, or loses her keys, credit card, phone. I have a place for my keys, my wallet, my phone and anything else I might leave the house with. That is why this particular incident was so ferking poignant...to her.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-47373075301862299322010-04-21T07:26:21.901-05:002010-04-21T07:26:21.901-05:00I used to be organized. But now, with a jabbering...I used to be organized. But now, with a jabbering wife and three dogs trying to rush the door it sometimes takes two or three trips to finally retrieve everything. And I am guilty of trying to find the cell while talking on it. Usually after a martini or two.Mr. Charlestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497415823443875308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-90377268245699144212010-04-21T06:52:44.911-05:002010-04-21T06:52:44.911-05:00I wish I had some incident like that to report but...I wish I had some incident like that to report but to be honest I am the one who was always called away from work or whatever to unlock the car, open the door, or bring the forgotten whatever. Leaving the house is about the only time I am truly organized.the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-84492375214752424772010-04-21T06:38:39.471-05:002010-04-21T06:38:39.471-05:00Classic.
We moved house over the weekend.
Yester...Classic.<br /><br />We moved house over the weekend.<br /><br />Yesterday I get a call from my wife, who is flustered and a bit panicky.<br /><br />"Did you take the front door key?"<br /><br />"Nope"<br /><br />"What about the back door key?"<br /><br />"Nope"<br /><br />"Check your pockets, you MUST have the keys"<br /><br />I paused for a second. Now wear could the keys be.<br /><br />"Um, you DID check the key rack right? Where all the keys are on little hooks side by side with neat little labels identifying what unlocks what?"<br /><br />What do you reckon. Had she even checked THE KEY RACK?!!!mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-47518268354827222102010-04-20T23:52:22.544-05:002010-04-20T23:52:22.544-05:00I have done that, but only once. Maybe twice...I have done that, but only once. Maybe twice...Doughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09519879143568413067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-32118112189773286202010-04-20T20:41:33.379-05:002010-04-20T20:41:33.379-05:00Sounds like a good marriage to me.Sounds like a good marriage to me.Holte Enderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356437917387847542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-26087815129914777802010-04-20T20:03:39.722-05:002010-04-20T20:03:39.722-05:00Chuckle. My case was a pair of sunglasses on my fo...Chuckle. My case was a pair of sunglasses on my forehead.<br />Oh, and please. <br />Don't sit for a portrait befor coffee and a comb, in front of a mirrorPunchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17904275145636893257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1673195676510322044.post-82341175047862423022010-04-20T19:38:38.540-05:002010-04-20T19:38:38.540-05:00Tom---yep.Tom---yep.jadedjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569736113526368917noreply@blogger.com