Saturday, February 7, 2009

Some things you may not know

Ever notice that trivia thing over on the right of this blog? Well just in case you've been ignoring it, here are a few I've saved...with necessary photos.

Despite its reputation for being finicky, the average cat consumes about 127,750 calories a year, nearly 28 times its own weight in food, and the same amount again in liquids. In case you were wondering, cats cannot survive on a vegetarian diet.
Pictured here is a fat cat, the diet of which has caused it terrible fur problems:



Pop duo Ike and Tina Turner have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame—but Sonny and Cher have not.
Maybe this explains why:




The indentation in the middle area between the nose and the upper lip is called the philtrum. Ancient Greeks considered this to be one of the body’s most erogenous zones.
Below is a photo of a contemporary Greek exploring his erogenous zones. Evidently he has forgotten the lessons of his antecedents.



Close to 20 percent of all adults living in the United States have had a cockroach living in their inner ear canal. The roach enters the ear while you sleep.
Look it up...Orkin...in the Yellow Pages...do. it. now!



Fashionable ladies of the sixteenth century thought it elegant to allow their pubic hair to grow as lengthy as possible. This way, it could be braided, pomaded, and embellished with bows and ribbons.


Did you really think I was going to post THAT photo here? You have to admit, it could do double duty.


The crocodile is surprisingly fast on land. If pursued by a crocodile, a person should run in a zigzag motion, for the crocodile has little or no ability to make sudden changes of direction.
Here is the result of one who only zigged.




The oyster is usually ambisexual. It begins life as a male, then becomes a female, then changes back to being a male, then back to female. It may go back and forth many times.
I found several examples of this phenomenon...this is the best:




During the height of the Y2K panic in 1999, the U.S. Federal Reserve released $200 billion to defend American banks from a mass cash withdrawal spurred by apocalyptic terror of computer crashes.

We have nothing to fear but broken money printing presses.



Residents of Hawaii outlive residents of all other states. Louisianans are the most prone in the United States to die an early death.
Due to frequent attacks by these creatures, maybe?



Elephants sleep only 2 hours a day and can remain standing after they die.
There is also a trivia fact about elephant farts. That was too disgusting. So here is a photo that could be any of these...a sleeping elephant...a dead elephant...or, a farting elephant. Your choice.


While technically the following is not a trivia fact, I included it because...well...I just like like the photo. My apologies to our Brit friends out there.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

A Fellow Citizen

Why is it that the guy with the loudest car on our block. The one with the busted muffler and dragging tailpipe. The one who has the loudest drunken parties...on week nights. The one whose yard puts even my yard to shame...grass height wise, that is. The one whose arrogant kids snarl traffic by skate boarding in the middle of the street, at all hours, and defy you/one to run over them. The one who in the summer parades around in his yard shirtless, displaying what could only kindly be called a fuzzy, over-sized girth, of Busch proportions. The one whose ONLY garbage can is ALWAYS overflowing on pick-up days, and on windy pick-up days, the excess blows throughout the neighborhood...but mainly into MY yard. The one who, on cold days, starts his car 30 minutes before leaving for work. Why is it that the fates would have it that he goes to work at 3:30 A.M. Why?

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Engresh Lesson

These are the Zuiikin Gals from Japan. I presented them on my blog a couple of years ago over at JournalSpace. This is/was a Japanese aerobics program which also taught everyday English...get in shape while learning a new language, so to speak. Charming, and...well, see what you think.


Monday, February 2, 2009

Ground that hog!


Official Groundhog Handler Bill Deeley holds Punxsutawney Phil up for the crowd on Gobblers Knob in Punxsutawney, PA on Wednesday. Phil immediately saw his shadow after emerging from his hole...Phil's hole, not Bill's hole. According to tradition, founded on old German superstition, this means that we will have 6 more weeks of Winter.

Phooey!

Ok, I am sick of Winter. I am also sick of Phil. Who gave this silly, bloated groundhog the right to decide how much longer Winter is to last? He's all cozy and fat down there in his hole, and I am sure cuddled up with some tawdry female chipmonk...living off his February residuals...drinking bonded fermented acorn cider and laughing his ass off at the stupid humans. That means you and me dudes and duettes.

Well, enough oakbreath!

One of the following actions needs to be taken, immediately, to insure that I not have to scrape ice from my windshield again for the next eleven months. I am calling on somebody in the State of Pennsylvania to please have a bit of sympathy for the rest of us, and drive down/up/over to Punxsutawney, and do one of the following:

- Fill in Phil's hole.
- Put a hole in Bill's silly hat.
- Tar and Feather the fools in the background of the photo above, who are SMILING...even after having been given the results!
- Give the hat to the groundhog and stuff Bill into the hole.
- Bludgeon the groundhog, skin it and make it into a fur hat for Bill...who will be
required to wear it in addition to a scarlet "G" on his forehead for the rest of
2009.

We have to stop this annual travesty on Gobbled Knob, NOW!