NOTICE-THIS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK BLOG.
A hypothetical post. To be continued in the tomorrowafter. Cometh thee back theneth. I needeth sleepeth...and watered down wineth.
ADDENDUM(ETH):
I wouldeth forbideth toast...even on Fridays.
I wouldeth forbideth toasters to haveth plugs.
I wouldeth not eat toast.
I wouldeth turn the Indian Ocean into red wine...Merlot, 1956.
Dideth you expecteth a serious post? Har.
Oh...another view...cross-eyed black bear?
