This is a photo of a Blobfish (my fingers want to type, Blogfish, but that would be a different post).The photo is courtesy of The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, by way of the Los Angeles Times.
If this baby doesn't make you want to give up Sushi, I don't know what will.
I was struck by the similarity of this fish to a certain cretin personality in our midst. And it hit me, this is too strange of a coincidence, there has to be a connection. Contacting my infallible keep-up-with-the-lowlifes sources paid off. They found this photo in their archives. Good work dudes and dudettes!