they do have a way of cutting to the quick...the other half that is. God love them (honey, are you listening?).
Soooooooo...heading out the door, talking to my wife on the phone...find my wallet, put it in my hip pocket...find my car keys, in my hand...looking for...damn, what the hell did I do with it. "Let's have fish for dinner"..."OK, sure...hold on"..."damnit"..."what's wrong?"..."nothing, hold on"..."just tell me, I need to get off the phone, I have another call"..."just a minute, just a minute, this is serious"..."WHAT is serious? Will you just tell me, I NEED TO GET OFF THE PHONE...I DO HAVE A JOB TO PERFORM, YOU KNOW"..."crap, I can't find it"..."can't find what?"..."my fucking phone, Goddamnit!"...pause..."how did you call me?"..."Yes, fish sounds fine, honey."
