The subject today speaks for itself. No elaboration needed from me.

The award goes to...Etsy.com for it's...Coffin Soooooofa
From its website, the following is offered:
Why not enjoy the comfort of the afterlife today? Through the miracle of modern carpentry you too can have your own little piece of heaven. This little gem has a velvet covered thick foam cushion and classic metal spring construction seat. It folds up to a fully shut position.Available in purple, red,or black fabric. Drop me a line for more information.

Sigh...if they just had it in Mediterranean Blue, I could be enjoying it today. Shit, I so had my heart set on it.