"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin
I got this from Boing Boing... wince they got it was, SNL.
Find your favorite troll. Mine is the last one, whom I have been running into for a couple of years now. Wait...favorite is the wrong word, in my case...most annoying, uninformed and repetitive is more accurate (OK, sorry about the pesky ad...endure):
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Yep, it's real
Necessity is the mother of invention...or not.
Be warned the following is disgusting. You may not want to watch while eating, on your first date, at whatever religious service you attend, or with the volume turned up while in a public place.
OK, my comments after the video are equally disgusting. Just warning you.
I like to call it the Shit Stick.
What's next...a feminine hygiene product puller?
Yes indeed, maintain your dignity while someone else wipes your ass. And hotdamn, as an added bonus, that suction cup thing. Good for keeping cut-out glass in home windows from crashing to the floor and alerting homeowners to the fact that you are burglarizing them. All you felons out there who have trouble wiping your ass, take note.
And then there's the testimonial from the "large" guy. Being a "large" guy has it's disadvantages (translate: I am a fat ass who can't reach my ass so I go around without completing the job...and that's why people avoid me, and point at me in whispered voices, so this half yard stick is going to get my life back on track).
Did anyone else noticed that the woman wipes her ass and then wipes her back. I'm thinking this product is so versatile that you could even brush you teeth with it. Clean the toilet...wash the dog...baste BBQ sauce on the steaks...unlimited.
One other thing. The price is the same as a few thousand other products I've seen advertised on late night T.V. You know, where they throw in other useless products, which ARE NOT sold in stores because NO ONE WOULD BUY THEM...those products...all for the unbelievable price of $19.99, but are actually worth $3,000 if bought separately.
I'm not even sure the slime ball, obnoxious OxiClean guy, Bill Mays, would stoop this low.
Oh lordy, please tell me I'm not getting one of these for Father's Day.
Be warned the following is disgusting. You may not want to watch while eating, on your first date, at whatever religious service you attend, or with the volume turned up while in a public place.
OK, my comments after the video are equally disgusting. Just warning you.
I like to call it the Shit Stick.
What's next...a feminine hygiene product puller?
Yes indeed, maintain your dignity while someone else wipes your ass. And hotdamn, as an added bonus, that suction cup thing. Good for keeping cut-out glass in home windows from crashing to the floor and alerting homeowners to the fact that you are burglarizing them. All you felons out there who have trouble wiping your ass, take note.
And then there's the testimonial from the "large" guy. Being a "large" guy has it's disadvantages (translate: I am a fat ass who can't reach my ass so I go around without completing the job...and that's why people avoid me, and point at me in whispered voices, so this half yard stick is going to get my life back on track).
Did anyone else noticed that the woman wipes her ass and then wipes her back. I'm thinking this product is so versatile that you could even brush you teeth with it. Clean the toilet...wash the dog...baste BBQ sauce on the steaks...unlimited.
One other thing. The price is the same as a few thousand other products I've seen advertised on late night T.V. You know, where they throw in other useless products, which ARE NOT sold in stores because NO ONE WOULD BUY THEM...those products...all for the unbelievable price of $19.99, but are actually worth $3,000 if bought separately.
I'm not even sure the slime ball, obnoxious OxiClean guy, Bill Mays, would stoop this low.
Oh lordy, please tell me I'm not getting one of these for Father's Day.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Can you spell Moron?
A friend sent me this. I wasn't going to blog today. We're busy buying eggs, baskets, and other Easter accouterments. But this won't take long.
WARNING. Violence. Not suitable for children...on any level! Or adults, for that matter.
WARNING. Violence. Not suitable for children...on any level! Or adults, for that matter.
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