Saturday, April 11, 2009

Can you spell Moron?

A friend sent me this. I wasn't going to blog today. We're busy buying eggs, baskets, and other Easter accouterments. But this won't take long.

WARNING. Violence. Not suitable for children...on any level! Or adults, for that matter.

26 comments:

Moko said...

OMG.

Ahh, what's a sucking chest wound between friends?.

jadedj said...

Moko---correction...GOOD friends.

uamada said...

and when they saw the bullet wound - no body freaked and said lets call an ambulance.

jadedj said...

uamada---I did notice that. And one guy walked up and pounded the shit out of him. Testosterone gone way awry. Choose your friking "friends" carefully.

Lou said...

What total idiots. I wonder if he ended up going to hospital as he was looking pale and nauseous at the end there - he may have ended up in shock. Unbelievable.

mr-stu said...

It is always good to see that there are stupid people out there to keep the medical profession in jobs!

jadedj said...

Lou---He definitely looked a bit pale. What I find incredulous is the number of home-made videos out there with the same kind of idiotic behavior.

mr-stu---yeah...can you see them explaining this in the emergency room. "Well, dude, ya see, I let this here other dude shoot me..."

intelliwench said...

I just love the Second Amendment...

jadedj said...

intell---give me a "second"...that's the one about bearing arms...or, is that, bears with arms...and the right to shoot up the neighborhood. Right?

What really gets me about fools with guns is, if he had missed (granted he was pretty close) but if he had missed, that bullet has to land somewhere...more often than not, in another human being.

KIT said...

Happy EAster. (I didn't have the guts to watch the video, but I'm sure it was cool.)

jadedj said...

KIT---Hey, thanks for the salutation...and the same to you and Thing2, also

The video---you really didn't miss anything, just an idiot letting someone shoot him. A typical, good ol' boys-get-together-and-have-a-few-beers Easter celebration. That's all.

I opted for Easter egg hunt with my daughters. Less bloody too.

Doug said...

That's almost as stupid as the guys that hit metal plates with sledge hammers taped up with explosives.

jadedj said...

Doug---cousins.

Simon said...

He should have just shot him in the head. No damage would have been done – no vital organs present in there.

jadedj said...

Simon---You are spot on with that assessment. However, I opt for a sledge hammer. Why waste a bullet.

Steve said...

This is actually how Johnny Knoxville got started, writing articles about safety equipment, and testing of said safety equipment....including bullet proof vests.

He should've shot the friend in the nuts, so that he would at least qualify for an honorable mention Darwin Award, what with him no longer being able to breed.

jadedj said...

Steve---good point. And what a distinguished career that has been.

One could only wish, but then there's still the rest of his litter out there.

miss amy said...

Wow.. The product of first cousins getting jiggy with it.

jadedj said...

miss amy---At first I thought, "alcohol induced", but I then realized, it is his natural state. You've confirmed it.

becomingkate said...

OMG!!

jadedj said...

kate---not to worry. He sued the vest makers, his cousins, Budwieiser, and the Sheriff's Department...won a sizable settlement...bought a double-wide, packed it with Millers and lived happily ever after. Except for the third nipple.

jadedj said...

make that, Budweiser.

Wizardress said...

This is unbelievable and oh so stupid. You're right, these people should not be allowed to procreate.

I'm going to borrow this and put it on my blog- littlesouthofsanity.com it fits the title don't cha think?

*Hugs*

jadedj said...

Wizardress---absolutely up for grabs. I grabbed it off YouTube. And yes, it fits perfectly.

Good to hear from you btw. Now I have your site bookmarked.

Lori E said...

What is that little thing they say? Oh ya, guns don't kill people, people kill people. Oh we could only hope.
My Darwin Awards III book is vibrating on the book shelf as we speak. Maybe next time.

jadedj said...

Lori E---and...they videoed it...and PUT IT ON THE INTERNET. Double Award, methinks.