NOTICE-THIS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK BLOG.
This is a true story. Not even the names have been changed. It's highly likely that this story has been told somewhere in blogger sphere already, but I had not heard of it.
It's exactly the kind of thing that might happen to me and my wife...and maybe you.
Since it's copyrighted, I'll have to direct you to the snope.com source article, Catch of the Day. It's long, but worth it, because the situation gets worse, and worse, and worse, and... http://www.snopes.com/critters/disposal/catchday.asp