Friday, August 7, 2009

Damn Pussy


NOTICE-THIS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK (the ones in your cabeza) BLOG. BUT NOT THIS TIME.

Got this from boingboing.net. OK, it's somewhat of a cop-out post, but I had to share it with you.

Florida law enforcement agents have charged 48-year-old Keith R. Griffin (shown at right) with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after a detective found over a thousand such images on his computer.

In his defense, Mr. Griffin told detectives "he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And when he returned there will be strange material downloaded."

He is in jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars. His cat roams free.



Damn smart cat...1,000 images? Hmmmmmm. I'm going to have a talk with my cats just in case.

Nice try Keith, but rot in jail asshole. Oh, and speaking of assholes...are you familiar with the general prison attitude regards pedophiles? No? Oh well.

18 comments:

Punch said...

I have a cat. Black. He does not like kiddie porn. Looks for the babes in black leather with 5 inch heels. His fav is some cat bitch called Cat Scratch Fever. What a c((t, no pussy or kitty there, purinan C()T. I could not believe it when i caught him. He can hit the return key, the space bar and the backspace. It took a while but i finally taught him how to save the pics. I just have to set up the folder for them to go in.
(it just occured to me, I am saying wayyyy to much.
gott go.
love ya
mean it)

jadedj said...

Punch---Cat Scratch Fever! That's my female cat's nom d'Stage. Holy cat nip, batman. Would Black like a autoscratch?

Mr. Condescending said...

I hope that guy gets his "pussy" rocked in jail!

jadedj said...

Mr. C---sometimes there is symmetry and justice in the universe.

Doug said...

And sometimes justice involves broomsticks inserted into something other than a broom head.

MeanDonnaJean said...

"Oh, and speaking of assholes...are you familiar with the general prison attitude regards pedophiles?....."

Well, if his ASS don't getta beatin', his assHOLE most certainly will!

From one asshole to his other. Oh, how we love the circle of life (in jail).

Harlequin said...

Amen to symmetry and justice. Hopefully someone will rescue this guy's very resourceful cat.

Heidi Germanaus said...

I just watched a documentary about a maximum security prison in Sacremento,Ca. The inmates said that when you first get there,you're required to stab someone in order to be accepted. At the top of the list are pedophiles. Several of the prisoners said that it's your duty to stab child molesters and if you don't, then you get stabbed.

I found that to be comforting.

the walking man said...

Falling James in the Tahoe mud
Stick around to tell us all the tail
He fell in love with a Gun Street Girl and
Now he's danced in the Birmingham jail.


Took a 100 dollars off a slaughterhouse Joe
Brought a bran' new michigan 20 gauge
Got all liquored up on that road house corn,
Blew a hole in the hood of a yellow corvette
Blew a hole in the hood of a yellow corvette.
Brought a second hand Nova from a Cuban Chinese
Dyed his hair in the bathroom of Texaco
With a pawnshop radio, quarter past 4
Well, he left Waukegan at the slammin' of the door
He left Waukegan at the slammin' of the door


Chorus:
I said John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana
Ain't never coming home
I said John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana, ain't never coming home.
Sitting in a sycamore in St. John's Wood
Soaking' day old bread in kerosene
He was blue as a robin's egg brown as a hog
Stayin' out of circulation till the dogs get tire
Stayin' out of circulation till the dogs get tired
Shadow fixed the toilet with an old trombone
He never got up in the morning on a Saturday
Sittin' by the Erie with a bull whipped dog
Tellin' everyone he saw
They went thatta way


Tellin' everyone he saw
They went thatta way.
Now the rain's like gravel on old tin roof
And the Burlinton Northern's pullin' out of the world
With a head full of bourbon and a dream in the straw.
And a Gun Street Girl was the cause of it all.
Riding in the shadow by the St. Joe Ridge
He heard the click clack tappin' of a blind man's cane
Pullin' into Baker on New Year's Eve
With one eye on the pistol the other on the door,
With one eye on the pistol the other on the door.
Miss Charlotte took her satchel down to King Row
And the smuggled in a bran' new pair of alligator shoes.
With her fireman's raincoat and her long yellow hair, well
They tied her to a tree with a skinny millionaire,
They tied her to a tree with a skinny millionaire.


Chorus
I said John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana
Ain't never coming home
I said John, John he's long gone
Gone to Indiana, ain't never coming home.
Bangin' on a table with an old tin cup
Sing I'll never kiss a Gun Street Girl again,
I'll never kiss a Gun Street Girl again.
Repeat chorus

"Gun Street Girl"

Tom Waits

jadedj said...

Doug---convicts with broom sticks.

Mean---Karma fulfilled.

Harlequin---you are a good person...didn't think of that.

Heidi---I wasn't referring to that particular prison, but it seems to be a universal code in penal institutes.

walking man---Here's a synopsis of the song according to the man himself:

Gun Street Girl
- Tom Waits (1985): "Gun Street Girl is about a guy who's having trouble with the law and he traces all of these events back to this girl he met on Gun Street right there on Center Market right in Little Italy there." (Source: "Rain Dogs Island Promo Tape", taped comments on songs as sent to radio stations, late 1985)
- Tom Waits (1985): "I tried to make it a tale in a tale, y'know? Where is the end of this tale? Y'know? There's: "Telling everyone they saw the went thataway". There's this girl tied to a tree with a skinny millionaire and a guy coming into Baker with a pistol and a... So I just tried to throw it all in there and make it like eh... "What the hell's going on around here?!" Y'know? It's like when you wake up in the middle of the night and you try to remember something that you don't, you remember just pieces of things? Y'know?" (Source: "Nightlines Interview" Nightlines on CBC Stereo (Canada) conducted by Michael Tearson. Date: New York. Late 1985)

For those who would like to see him perform the song (which adds to it, I think) go here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAuf_AjbtGs

Comrade Kevin said...

His picture really disturbs me. :-(

diane said...

Why is it, they never mention anything about shutting down those porn sites and prosecuting those people?

jadedj said...

Comrade---I am sure it wasn't taken at one of his finer moments, but I do agree...very creepy...the eyes I think.

diane---I'm not sure they don't. But, could it be that they are not prosecutable because they aren't in the U.S.? I just don't know.

Mr. Charleston said...

Damn, I know I should've come here first, now Punch's diatribe makes a little sense, all except for the pharaoh part, which actually seemed like a reason for a post. Anyway, read about this guy in the local daily and thought to myself; self, you know how sometimes when you're cruising porn sites and you hit a button and suddenly dozens of windows start opening and you finally have to ctrl alt delete to get out of it? Well you know a cat could do that... Naw, let him get butt fucked.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---when who is cruising a porn site? I have no idea what you are talking about. I think the key word in the article is, over 1,000 images...that's a lot of windows, methinks.

Oh btw...you found something Punch said to be comprehensible?

Simon said...

What kind of justice is there in the world when a cat can download pornography and its owner is the one who is charged? I think it’s about time the law was changed.

jadedj said...

Simon---I have taken measures to guard against this kind of travesty. Installed, above my computer, is a video camera which is active at all times...just in case the damned horny toad cats get any ideas when I'm away.

The Peach Tart said...

Perhaps some of his prison friends don't appreciate disparaging remarks about cats.