Saturday, September 12, 2009

Bring The Freshness Home


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Saw this promo car today out here on the plain plains. This is a mid-Western dairy company. They make...er...milk. And great ice cream, among other things...I think.

My wife and I were headed out of town this morning and saw this. Luckily we had her super dooper Nikon with us. And here is the result.

My question is...and maybe it's just me, but does this cow look like it's taking a big ol' dump in the rear seat of this car? Seriously, give me your opinion...because I can't trust my wife's (nor mine, nor my oldest daughter's) sense of what is, or is not...FUCKING FUNNY! The reason? We are the weird funny bone family who laughs and guffaws (sp?) at the sight of such things.

God, I love Madison Avenue!

20 comments:

Lou said...

Def looks like is taking a dump, a big one too, I can tell by the way the eyes are slightly crossed.

Doug said...

I like it. I have a promo car photo of my own to post. No bull.

Mr. Charleston said...

It looks to me like a beetle giving birth to a cow.

the walking man said...

It looks to me to be an environmental containment and burning system for bovine off gassing. Think cow farts and methane released into the atmosphere as a green house gas.

Heidi Germanaus said...

It looks like it's trying to escape. Too weird and that's gotta create a pretty bad blind spot!

Punch said...

Walking man has the right idea, but the gas does into the fuel system and the car moves.

jadedj said...

Lou---and the way it's holding it's mouth, methinks.

Doug---har har har.

Mr. C---and is that the origin of the saying, "jeez, don't have a cow?"

Wm---and who is going to clean up that mess.

Heidi---it doesn't look very happy, for sure.

Punch---much like moi.
I'm wondering if this is how Elsie the Cow got her start in show biz.

Holte Ender said...

Elsie looks like a cow-rocket on a launch pad, all we need to complete the picture is a cat and a fiddle and a low slung moon.

jadedj said...

Holte---isn't there a spoon and dish involved with this launch?

intelliwench said...

Looks like the gal's udder is painfully distended, too.

I've been "lucky" enough to see the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile twice in the past 2 years . . . now there's poetry in motion.

Holte Ender said...

You are right also a laughing dog. My kid is is 33 years-old, It's been too many years, I used to know them by heart.

Simon said...

Sorry, I’m with Heidi on this one. Definitely trying to escape.

jadedj said...

intell---I saw the Oscar last year broken down on the interstate. I mean, can you imagine, the poor driver had to call AAA and say, "hi, could you come tow my weenie?"

Holte---had to go look it up, you are right...great memory.

jadedj said...

Oops, Simon---missed you on that last round. Well, I HAVE read of women giving birth on the back seat of cars...but

Harlequin said...

it does kinda look like a shitting cow, now that you bring that to my attention... I have a group of kids who would have a field day with this image... methinks I might have to pilfer it...

jadedj said...

Harlequin---pilfer away. Although I have no idea what the Dough Boy has to do with it.

becomingkate said...

I thought it was trying to get away as well!

mo.stoneskin said...

I want a car like that, but rather than a cow I would have a huge elephant taking a dump...

diane said...

That cow has turned that car into his personal crapper. Guffawing is appropriate.

jadedj said...

kate---as I am.

mo---you couldn't get all that in the "trunk", vada boom, har har har.

diane---which reminds me. One of my favorite places is Sanibel Island, on the Guf of Mexico.