Sunday, September 27, 2009

Soooo, Diamonds Aren't A Girl's Best Friend?

NOTICE-THIS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK BLOG.

Got this from Paul Boylan's People of Earth Attention at wordpress.

I liked it so much I did what I am expert at...I stole it. So sue me Paul. No, wait...I take that back...I have a wife and two children, and, and, and...three cats...not to mention a mortgage, two unpaid foreign autos...and a mother-in-law whose cell phone IS ON MY ACCOUNT...and I know you are a lawyer and all that good shit...and I am certain you are not a typical lawyer to whom the addage that I have never met a lawyer I liked...DOES NOT APPLY...nosirreebob.

15 comments:

Mango Girl said...

That is HILARIOUS!!!! LMAO!!!! See what we women are subject to...instead of showing us your 401k, I need to see your PPO plan...

L.M.A.O.

How much is your deductable...

p.s. I am stealing this from you! Sue me...I don't have any money or health care coverage.

Doug said...

I have health care and supplemental as well, and a few thou in the bank, but I'm in Canada, and I am not stealing this :-)

Punch said...

Jesus now you tell. and all the money i wasted on flowers and cards and rings and diamonds and meals and wine and cars and fuck me too tears.
(Well they did do that on their way out the door)

mo.stoneskin said...

Why the Hellman's Mayonnaise is your mother-in-law's cell phone on your account?

If my wife's mother added a phone to our account the joint efforts of the two of them would swiftly destroy my bank.

themom said...

Excellent dude. That was a great start to my day!! A little perspective always helps.

Holte Ender said...

A little satire goes a long way.

jadedj said...

Mango Girl---I can't sue you...I don't like lawyers.

Doug---Just rub it in...yadda yadda :-)

Punch---Dandelions do not count as flowers. Business cards are not exactly romantic. Simply calling is not considered a ring. Zircon does not count as a diamond. Burger King is not dining out. Manechevitz in a brown bag, is questionable, and VW dune buggys are a bit esoteric. Can't speak to the fuck me part.

mo---Exactly! And, as a man of your wisdomness knows, WE men HAVE NO SAY SO IN THE MATTER.

Punch said...

Oh.

jadedj said...

mom and Holte---I am so sorry, I wasn't ignoring you, somehow you guys weren't there earlier when I was commenting on comments. Or, I just plain missed you. Probably due to the fact that when I several to respond to, I use a word program rather than this thing. Sorry guys.

jadedj said...

jeez JJ...make that "...when I HAVE several to..."

Tom Harper said...

At last, a silver lining. The great equalizer. Now, for the first time in modern American history, a short fat bespectacled bald guy can walk into a singles bar and go home with the babe of his choice. "Hey Baby, I've got full coverage from Aetna with zero co-pays and only $50 deductible. My place or yours?"

the walking man said...

And to think we used to be able to find spouses because they wanted citizenship. Times have gotten simpler now if you can keep health care you can have anyone you want.

jadedj said...

Tom---Holy shit! You do? Maybe you could hook up with Lisa of inane comment fame. You know, opposites attract, that sort of thing.

wm---if it keeps on keeping on, the shoe is going to be on the other foot. American women finding husbands in sane countries.

Chimp said...

In Spanish they wish each other: SALUD, DINERO Y AMOR. That's, HEALTH, MON EY AND LOVE in that order. Health first. Diamonds second and then a little sugar.

jadedj said...

Chimp---I love me some dulce.