I got these attachments in an email from an immediate member of my family, who is having a slow day at work, methinks. It wasn't from either of my daughters.
From European newspapers...which are a whole hellofa lot more fun to read than U.S. papers.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
NOTICE-THIS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK BLOG.
I got these attachments in an email from an immediate member of my family, who is having a slow day at work, methinks. It wasn't from either of my daughters.
From European newspapers...which are a whole hellofa lot more fun to read than U.S. papers.
I got these attachments in an email from an immediate member of my family, who is having a slow day at work, methinks. It wasn't from either of my daughters.
From European newspapers...which are a whole hellofa lot more fun to read than U.S. papers.
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OMG...I'd never seen the last one before!
And the midget/hippo one..."a freak accident"! HA!!! Love it!
Just put me off pancakes for life.
Mandazoid---what I am trying to figure out is, why was he having the mole removed? It's not as if it was an aesthetic thing...that people could see. Well, most people.
The hippo was just having a "little" snack.
Holte---Pancakes...and hotcakes.
Damn.....and here I thought *I* was havin' a slow day at work when I up 'n grabbed a local newspaper to sift thru. To hell with those...from now on I'm gonna go online 'n check out what's happenin' outside of this good ol' USofA.
Hopefully it'll be damn near as stimulatin' as those panties!
MeanDJ---I have it on good authority that the lady in the "Passion Pants" had the incident while in the vegetable aisle...picking out cukes.
How come all these things happen in foreign countries? We just get all the drive by shootings.
Mango---they have their chuckles...we have, drive by shootings, teabaggers, and deceitful politicians. Same thing.
The least those careless surgeons can do for the guy is fuck his wife for him. Donecha think?
Exciting shopping, eh?
Ha!
Well, all I can think is, the guy in the deck chair is lucky that's what they cut to free him
Guess all he really needed was a pair of those "magic panties" from the first story....
It's a dangerous world out there, isn't it?
I thought chain of fools was the last post?
Mr. C---these are Europeans...that scenario is only in America.
boneman---that was her husband.
intell---only if one has vibrating bullets in one's knickers...bounces sideways on a trampoline in proximity to Hippos...has meaningful communication on one's knees...lives in Croatia and frequents Valalta Beach...and toots during surgery on one's buns. Otherwise...
Punch---technically...no. This is the last...as in most recent...not final...as in last...post. And...is this your last comment?
I have a friend who once had a similar experience with Burmese bells
Would the dwarf have gotten his balls stuck in the slat as the hippo opened its maw for some pancakes that never got eaten after hot oily blow job?
i am sure this same shit happens in the US of A but the shriekers who broadcast don't want their peccadillo's out for the world to know about. Just ask Marv Albert what that is like.
So glad I've never fainted while wearing my vibrating panties in the grocery store.
Lou and wm---I have to admit I had to Google both of these subjects...and wm, I found Burmese Bells to be much more fascinating than Marv. A+ for the dwarf-hippo-pancake-head job scenario, though!
Peach---now wait a minute...everyone knows you only wear those to your Junior League meetings. Pants on fire (as it were).
I've seen most of those...I'm outta here, gotta find those Passsion Panties!!
mom---DO. NOT. GO. GROCERY. SHOPPING!
was it just a happy accident that this chain of foolish news clips followed chain of fools?? (great song!)
as for the burning genitals, the fart had to be a SBD ( silent but deadly ) because it sure as hell was not an OBH ( obvious but harmless). Ahem.
OMG!! The hot oil incident sounds horrifying!
Harlequin---totally planned...oh OK...I lied. Either or, it was almost DOA.
kate---for all concerned. We laugh, but oh man can you imagine?
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