Friday, December 25, 2009

Oh, oh, oh

NOTICE-THIS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK BLOG.

Found this email in my sent box this morning:

To - momsanta@gmail.np

Hi Hon - At my last stop for the night, JJ's place on the plain Plains. Everything went as planned, except I skipped that Joe L guy's place in Connecticut...just because I could...he he he. Anyway put on the coffee, I'll be there directly, but hold the cookies! They are the reason for the oh, oh, oh...my stomach, yikes.

BTW - found this photo on the kitchen table. I have no idea who these folks are. Certainly JJ is better looking than that.

See you soon - Poppa

22 comments:

Chimp said...

Merrry Chjristmas. Say HI to Ricardo and Lucy. God, am I old....

Doug said...

You got some splainin to do...

Merry Christmas, J!

jadedj said...

Chimp---Oh, so that's who that is. Not old Chimp, well broken in.

Doug---I know nothing.

And greetings ditto!

becomingkate said...

Merry Christmas!

jadedj said...

kate---Merry Christmas to you!!

Mauigirl said...

Merry Christmas, hope you had a great day and that you have a wonderful New Year too!

the walking man said...

So uhhh how many times did you have to use the whip on those old ass reindeer to get them moving?

jadedj said...

Mauigirl---Thank you...and to you and yours also.

walking man---No whips. Love, light, and like that there...plus a wee bit of rum doesn't hurt either.

Mr. Charleston said...

Well, I kinda feel sorry for ole Joe L, but what the hell, he's Jewish and doesn't believe in Santa anyway so fuc.... no, tis the season to be jolly. Nice picture of the family JJ. I've always heard that people out in the plain Plains were a little behind in fashion but I had no idea until I saw this.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---I have nothing to say further regards Joe L., who is not Jewish, but rather belongs to the Tabernacle of Me. Absolutely nothing.

The photo is actually of cousins from L.A...Lower Alabama. They always include a photo in their mass produced yearly xmas update, which is read by them only. I must have missed the garbage bin the other day and Santa evidently found it on the kitchen floor.

Punch said...

I wanted a set of Conga drums for christmas, Phooey. Damn Dead beat, pickin' up trash in Nabraska, must have been stiffed for the tickets to the game.
Coffee and cookies my ass. Oh my tumm tumm!!! Yeah, right! that fuck's gonna bang her lights out. Crack that Case of Jack D, bitch, for this Phat Daddy, slidin' in, beat to hell, is lookin' for a piece of tail.
He's been jumpin' young lovers for 24 fuckin' hours (no pun) and he wants a present for himself. Why do you think he re-enlisted each year. Ho, Ho, Ho, my ass, why do you think he keeps that list of the naughty ones. Dumb ASS. "Ricky I'm home" That was a signal for that fat bastard to drop down the chimney.
Ok maybe I'm wrong on some of this. Did you get all you wanted for Christmas???? HUMMMMMM.... Dumb ASS.

jadedj said...

Punch---Damn, I love Christmas cheer!

Holte Ender said...

Hope you had a great Christmas.

jadedj said...

Thank you and a belated Merry one to you, Holte.

Tom Harper said...

PS -- Honey, I almost forgot to tell you, we only have seven reindeer now. When I was flying over Alaska, some crazy woman shot Rudolph. I don't know who the psycho was. She wore glasses, had this really ditzy facial expression and kept saying "gosh darn it" and "you betcha!"

Karen said...

Happy Holidays to you!

jadedj said...

Tom---Probably a Russkie...they're right there next to Alaska, ya know.

Karen---Thank you and now that I am belatedly checking comments...a happy new one to you!

diane said...

I loooove this photo. I could never understand why Lucy had to be so "slapstick" instead of "dry wit pretty". But I'm older now, and I think it's to her credit.
I hope you had a nice holiday with your family. Happy Christmas and Merry New Year.

Stephen said...

Desi Jr. looks adorable as always, but poor little Lucie looks like a little frump, huh? She grew up realyl nice, though. I have seen her on stage several times & she is an under-rated talent, but what can you do when your mother is one of all time greats. Funny post. I am glad to have discovered your blog in 2009 & I enjoy the chance to get to know you a bit. best wishes in the new decade.

jadedj said...

diane---Same to you and yours!

Stephen---Thank you for the kind words...and, the feeling is mutual!

Doug said...

Happy New Year, J.

jadedj said...

Doug---And double that to you my friend!