Friday, June 25, 2010

More Big Oil Dipstickery Up Our Asses

I HAS SEEN THE ENEMY, AND THEY IS BP (and friends) - liberally translated from the sayings of Pogo, by Jj.

I am an educated, articulate man. But every time I hear, or read a quote from corporate talking head, obscenely rich, bat shitters...only four-letter words, and fecal matter come to mind. Listen to this asswipe.



Yep, that's what the man said...we don't need no stinkin' alternative energy plan...we just need to quit deeeeeeepending on them ragheads for our beloved oil type products, and keep on keeping on drilling and...making this motherfucker richer. We all need to calm down, because we're just making too big of a deal over this here "accident".

How about we all stick a T-Bone up T. Boone's arse.

16 comments:

Tom Harper said...

I have the same problem you have. I'm articulate and well-spoken, but some things are so infuriating, all I can do is curse and make colorful comments about the person's family.

I don't want to swear on somebody else's blog (I do use the occasional off-color word at my own site), so all I can say to T. Boone Pickens is:

You C&%$S!#$in' Son of a M&%$!#F$%&in' %&!#$%&%$#!!!!

jadedj said...

Tom---Well EFFEN put!

Punch said...

You are fine gentlemen, please let me help out.

Yo, T. Boone, my man, you are one more ass licking, cocking suck, motherfucking, waste of human protoplasm.
May your wife be covered in oil and feathers as she is strapped to a rail that is then shoved up your ass, while you spew buring oil from your mouth and dick.
May your chrildren be the ones pouring oil on your wife and the ones lighting the oil flowing from your dick.

Of course that is just one opinion.
Hey, it could be wrong.

Where is Marie LaVeau when you really need her?

Love and Peace and Joy
to all who may attain.

jadedj said...

Punch---I thought when you first entered those anger-management classes, that the judge was wasting his breath. I am sooooooooo wrong. Thank you bro for the fine help...couldn't have said it better myself.

Incidentialy, I have it on good authority that Madam LaVeau got the hell out of dodge (Nawrleans) and is now residing in Rio, living on her petroleum investments.

O~ said...

And here I thought I was developing a mild dose of Turrets. The anger and sadness I feel at my core are almost unbearable. I can't believe these asshats are still walking free...

Sue said...

Guys, I can cuss like a truck driver from the Bronx and sometimes do on my blog. I ain't one bit offended by no stinkin eff word by you all rednecks so come on get out the anger, you have me LMFAO!!! Those M F'ers deserve that big steal toed boot up the anal area of that ther buttocks....

All I did was listen to Ed Schultz yesterday and I was so fired up I could barely type. We need an Ed Schultz for president!! Fuck the oil whores!!

Sue said...

that would be steel toed, duh...

jadedj said...

O---Haven't seen you in a while. I'm glad you stopped by. Wish it were under lighter circumstances. I've gone from an occasional political post to rage, it seems. I have no illusions that anyone will pay the piper for this, except of course the usual smucks...us.

Don't stay away so long. BTW, are you posting? If so I'm not getting updates for some Google Blogger reason.

Sue---sometimes there's only one appropriate tact...good, old fashion, truck driving, expletives...of the rawest nature.

Mr. Charleston said...

Trying to comment here but having some kind of trouble with a friggin firewall that keeps kicking me out. I'm about as fed up with the unwanted "protections" of Windows 7 as I am with those cock suckers at BP, or should that be, cock-suckers in Congress? Sorry, no offense meant. I'm just too pissed to start over.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

what happened to his wind theory for energy?..batshit crazy

jadedj said...

Mr. C---It would seem I kicked off a string of pent-up cussin' with this post.

That should be, cocksuckers and their employee cocksuckers in Congress.

YDG---Not a strong enough bottom line at this point.

Do you have a T-Bone? If not, I'd be glad to send you one.

Mr. Charleston said...

Actually, I was apologizing to those readers who might be, well you know, into fellatio. I'm sure that doesn't apply to you JJ. Although, I've never seen your cousin from Kentucky.

jadedj said...

Ah, but he has seen you C.

Punch said...

Actually that there Kentucky boy is great at fellatio. His missing his front teeth. Cain't bite but chews like a son of a bitch.

Chimp said...

We don't have to worry about depending on them for our oil. We are them since we took over their countries!

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