Saturday, October 23, 2010

It's Official...

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

The Banquet of Consequences has been designated the official on-line site for the MACARONI PARTY during the upcoming important mid-term election.

More later about platforms (not shoes), Phil's loses and fees, and election day stratospheres. And, most importantly, the exactly address where you can send your hard-earned contributions to the cause.

Together we can thread on them!

If we don't hang together, we'll all be hung separately.

Meanwhile, we here at the Banquet are going to celebrate this incredible windfall and announcement at Earl's Bar and Bar. The hor de ovies tonight are, prickled pigs feet, freshly caught sardines, smothered in a delicate Kraft Mustard from a genuine plastic container, AND...ahem, in OUR honor...a mac and cheese side.



Doug said...

Just noodling around tonight, J...? Is Yankee Doodle the official spokesperson/mascot?

jadedj said...

Doug---Thanks for noodling. The official spokesperson for this organization...and I use the term the mouse in the lower right hand corner. It is the only one to be trusted with the cheese, given that the cheese is rancid.

BTW...I haven't been by your place in a few days, but I will catch up soon.

jadedj said...

Well, make that "...given that the cheese is rancid, as is U.S. politics."

diane said... about an egg salad party? Or is that the other guy's platform? Rotten eggs and politics seem to go together very well.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Are you sure you guys aren't just a front for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You Americans are always mixing religion and politics.

Mr. Charleston said...

I'm in. Where do I send my hard earned cash?

Jaliya said...

Go Cheezers! No -- wait -- "Cheezers" is too close to "geezers" for my comfort, and besides ... *rancid cheese*. Terrible crime, to let cheese go rancid. Cheese must be succulently enjoyed at every opportunity, preferably in the company of people you love to nosh 'n' dish with, a delicious red wine, candlelight and jazz! -- *mellow* jazz, that is. And chocolate! And cats! -- and later, your favourite book and blankie! More cats! A cup of honey-laced cocoa! ... and a snooze.

That's *my* party.



stick a feather in your hat and call it macaroni.
exactly what the hell does that mean anyhow..?
The Tea Baggers, led by Mad Hatters.

intelliwench said...

Jaded, how gouda you to take up this cause!

jadedj said...

diane---Rotten politics and yeggs also go well together.

DSWS---Holy processed foods! I didn't think we'd be exposed so quickly.

Mr. C---I hope we're talking Euros here. We don't want no stinkin' funny money.

Jaliya---Not to mention "wheezers". Alas, we give our regrets, we cannot attend your party. I have conferred with the mouse, and he
is of the opinion that your cats cannot be trusted.

YD G---I think what they meant to say was, "stick it up your butt, and call THAT macaroni."
I like it...Mad Hatters...har har har.

intell---It is nada, because I believe that one should brie all that one can brie.

Punch said...

Ok, Ok, OK. For all you new rock and rollers out there, this is Punch here, you can see my site….well never mind.
I just what all ya’ll to know that my, mOI, system thingies that notifies one about updates works. (that’s why I’m here) Somehow jaded-I’m-not-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-JAY and Mr. Charles-where-do-I-send-my-money-Ton are blaming me for a lack of them (those, they?) knowing I have a new post. (but I digress)
I’m here and this is what I have to say:
1) Doug…that Yankee Doodle hid her face when she saw the Rat in the corner.
2) Jadedj…still having to apologize for not visiting a site???? HUmmmm???? Does his thingy work????
3) Jadedj…If you get it wrong you get it right next time.
4) Diane…yes politicians do tend to bring salmonella.
5) Debra Seekin’… He (jadedj) is a shill.
6) Mr. Charleston…See 5)
7) Jaliya…*rancid geezers* that is just to, tooo, to think about.
8) YellowDogG…I’m thinkin’ ‘bout putting a big plywood cutout of a dog, painting it yellow, in my front yard. Nothing other that that. Well ok, Maybe a feather somewhere.
9) Intelli…He and Mr. C are shills. Oh I said that already.

jadedj said...

Punch---Could it be that you've spent too many nights, hugging the toilet in the local park
men's room, due to an excess of the grape based beverage you drink? You know, the one that
comes in brown bags? This would certainly explain the "WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY" feeling
of your comment(s). Just asking, pardner.

Tom Harper said...

Rancid macaroni is always a serious hazard. Be certain that it isn't pasta its prime.

Chimp said...

I'm bringing my own hand-crafted Christine D'Odonnell monogrammed barf bag to the party party. It's even got some left over goodies from the last party. Some cheesy looking stuff too. Some eggs in there too.

I want to donate, but I don't get paid cash. They give me shiny stuff. Neat looking stuff.

Chocolate-covered cats? Bunnies, yes. Cats? Yes, it sounds like a gouda cause for gouda persons. Is Sal Monella in this election also?

Gouda brie night!

jadedj said...

Tom---This information is noodle to me.

Chimp---Have you been talking to Punch? Or more precisely, sharing that stuff in the brown bag with him?

BTW, Sal and his brudda Vinny give their Broadway regards...something about, "break a leg...or, break your legs" I don't remember.

Mr. Charleston said...

Don't want no funny money? This party's not even two days old and already sounding like the tea baggers. Next thing you know you will be demanding that tuna fish casserole becomes the official national food stuff, with Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, of course.

Punch said...

I don't go to the park.

boomer bob said...

Well hell Jaded, if this is going to be a cheesy political party, shouldn't we have some whore de mons pubis too? I mean, what better way to "rub" with the big guys?

Hey man! You've got my moral support, but like you, I'm married I HAVE NO HARD EARNED CASH. Hell, even my pocket change disappears in the middle of the night.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---You did not mention hamburger helper. Why do you hate America?

Punch---Are you calling Mr. C a lying schweinhund?

b b---I know Mona En Zeknight, but I'm not familiar with this whore de mons.

You have change? YOU HAVE CHANGE? I haven't had change since 1995.

Sunny said...




Demeur said...

Is this the long awaited third party? If you take boxed mac and cheese as donations then I'm the Warren Buffet of the dish. My cupboards are filled with every variety complements of the local food bank.

And may the Chimp's mac and cheese be spoiled!

Chimp said...

Sunny made a typo! It's 34th birthday. Maybe 44. Alright, 54!

Don't want any mons-what-ever hairs in my cheesy birthday cake! Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup is ok. Just make room for 24 candles.

Mr. Charleston said...

I hate America because of all the cheesy crap that's constantly thrown in our faces... like old farts in bathtubs waiting for a hard on, and evangelists in the plain Plains who have nothing better to do than start up cheesy religious groups and cheesy political parties. However, beats the shit out of what we have now.

Mr. Charleston said...

Oh, and I have it on good authority that 64 IS the correct number.

jadedj said...

Sunny---There's a very good reason you are called Sunny :-) I am however, sorry to hear that you've not been well. So, peace, love and goodness from here to there.

Chimp, I'll get back to your birthday self in a bit.

Demeur---Not too sure about long awaited...but I am sure about long-in-the-tooth. Take Chimp for example, unbeknowst to him, he is a charter member of the Macaroni Party of America - Simian Chapter.

Chimp---Sunny was cited by Diogenes as being the most honest lady in America. this tells us something. Would you like to change your testimony?

Mr. C---"...old farts in bathtubs waiting for a hard on"? Are you referring to John McCain, Pat Robinson, or...Punch?

Mr. C---The Chimp is not to be trifled with. He has the wherewithal to expose the squirrel massacre there on your plantation, back in '09. You know, the one in which you released the mad dogs and Englishmen? That one.

Chimp, it's in your quadrant now!

Mr. Charleston said...

OK JJ... enough jabber. If this party is to be successful it must have a platform. You know, the principles upon which you stand. Could be a new post, but none-the-less, we faithful demand a platform. Just what is it that the Noodle, ah, sorry, Macaroni Party stands for?

Chimp said...

Sunny does not lie, but she does "typo". We old farts don't die, we just smell like that. Old farts do smell better with age, like fine fermented ripe wine with ripe fermented Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup. What, the semen chapter? Oh, Simian. I say you're all bananas!

Punch said...

Guglielmo Marconi (Italian pronunciation: [ɡuʎˈʎɛːlmo marˈkoːni]; 25 April 1874– 20 July 1937) was an Italian inventor, best known for his development of a radio telegraph system, which served as the foundation for the establishment of numerous affiliated companies worldwide. He shared the 1909 Nobel Prize in Physics with Karl Ferdinand Braun "in recognition of their contributions to the development of wireless telegraphy"[1][2][3] and was ennobled in 1924 as Marchese Marconi.

Sunny said...

@ Chimp : Noooo, that was no typo!

Hi JJ and everyone ! Well at least Chimp and I had fun at our private birthday party...I got drunk on a chocolate cupcake! Too much double chocolate caffeine !

Good night , all. Have a good sleep and be safe :)

jadedj said...

Mr. C---The Macaroni Party stands for, "Idgits Agin It". If you're for it, we're agin it. No, wait...that's that other party...what's their name? I'll get back to you...we need to regrope.

Chimp---I am not too sure I want to go here..."Old farts do smell better..."? My wife would take issue with that statement, methinks. How about...old farts dissipate...eventually?

Punch---Thank you for the biographical succinctness. In reply. the Party says, - - - . . . - - - M A C A R O N I. Oh, never mind.

Sunny---No brownies? I would think Chimp was a brownie kind of guy.

jadedj said...

For YellowDog Granny---As a term Doodle first appeared in the early seventeenth century, and is thought to derive from the Low German dudel or dödel, meaning "fool" or "simpleton". The Macaroni wig was an extreme fashion in the 1770s and became contemporary slang for foppishness. The implication of the verse was therefore probably that the Yankees were so unsophisticated that they thought simply sticking a feather in a cap would make them the height of fashion.

Sunny said...

Hi JJ, I'm still up ( late!) but peeking in here....well, I did give Chimp a cheesecake brownie...hehe, " a brownie kind of guy." ;)
Good night ~

SunTiger said...

Seriously love George (and all his quotations). R.I.P.

jadedj said...

Sunny---Still Sunny even at that late hour. I knew it!

ST---Hey, how you doing? What's not to love about George...especially his being outta here.

Chimp said...

Guglielmo Macaroni? Did he have something to do with our Macaroni Party of America? Italian branch?

jadedj said...

Chimp---Parchesie Marconi Punchano is who you are probably thinking of. He is head of the Rummy Chapter.

Sunny said...

Hehehe, hahaha, ROTFLMBO "Parchesie Marconi Punchano " !!! :)

jadedj said...

Sunny---You really shouldn't encourage me like that.

Punch said...

Punchano, he is a most happy fellow. Eats Marconi on Wed. Plays Parchesie on Thurs. Listens to the radio everyday.

jadedj said...

Punch---And the only thing short about him is...his wave.

Sunny said...

Have a beauteeeeful day!

I'm off to see the Wizard...oops, I mean the doctor who gives me my poison shot!

Really cool Party, ya got going on here, JJ ! :)
Hugs, Sunny

Sharon said...

Thanks for stopping by musings. I have enjoyed your blog and I particularly like your politics!
and I too, am a Carlin fan!

jadedj said...

Sunny---I get to do mine by moi. Only twice a month, however.

Sharon---Alright! A friend of George's seals the deal. Please stop by again!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said... that 1/2 of your name? as in punch drunk?

jadedj said...

YD G---This is a logical thought, and probably damned close to the truth, but I leave the explaining of the origin of his him.