The Banquet of Consequences has been designated the official on-line site for the MACARONI PARTY during the upcoming important mid-term election.
More later about platforms (not shoes), Phil's loses and fees, and election day stratospheres. And, most importantly, the exactly address where you can send your hard-earned contributions to the cause.
Together we can thread on them!
If we don't hang together, we'll all be hung separately.
Meanwhile, we here at the Banquet are going to celebrate this incredible windfall and announcement at Earl's Bar and Bar. The hor de ovies tonight are, prickled pigs feet, freshly caught sardines, smothered in a delicate Kraft Mustard from a genuine plastic container, AND...ahem, in OUR honor...a mac and cheese side.