Friday, May 13, 2011

Tasty

We've all done this...sent a damning email to the wrong person. Damning in that the content was not meant for the recipient. You know what I'm talking about. I know you do.

I received this today from a close friend (male type):

"Can you get your Dr to prescribe the lotion again for tonight? Please love!"
About two minutes later I received another email from him:

"Ignore the last email!!!!! "

Of course, he had realized his mistake and probably was hoping I hadn't read the first email...which I had. HAR HAR HAR HAR.

I replied...OK, sweetie...to the first.

I haven't heard back from him.

That exchange got me to wondering...what kind of lotion could he be talking about? Hand lotion? Nah. Mosquito lotion? Too early in the season where he lives. Moisturizing? Nope, that's for female types, not we rough-skinned manly men.

Ah ha...sunscreen lotion! But wait, that makes no sense, the guy is a scuba diver, he loves the sun, he tans out in a nano-second. No, it has to be something else. So I went Agoogling. I think I figured it out, and here is the only logical conclusion...what do you think?



Oh yeah...THAT lotion. Wouldn't know...never used it myself...intentionally, that is.

I'm still confused as to what the doctor would have to do with this, however.

I wish my friend would return my phone calls.

Oh well.

23 comments:

Mr. Charleston said...

By Jove, I think you've got it JJ. Must be an edible massage oil. What else? BTW, must be a homeopathic doctor.

Doug said...

Maybe she has a recurring flare up of something or other. Likely "other"...

Debra She Who Seeks said...

No, I think the reference must be to the Doctor of Luuuuuv.

rex said...
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Chimp said...

She said "What you need is Love Lotion Number Nine"
She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

jadedj said...

Mr. C---Actually I think Debra She Who Seeks nailed it...the Doctor of Luuuuuuuv.

Doug---Why does that conger up visions of scaley (sic) things for me?

DSWS---The voice of experience, eh?

Chimp---That is one of those old timey songs, isn't it? Just guessing.

Chimp said...

Yeah, it was a hit waaay back then. I used to play it on my talking machine. It was quite a hit with the youngans.

Tom Harper said...

Warning: 98% of all heroin addicts started off on Edible Warming Massage Oil.

jadedj said...

Chimp---That's what I've been told.

Tom---Oops!

Mr. Charleston said...

Like JJ doesn't remember Love Potion #9. He still uses it for christsake.

Chimp said...

Alzheimer's?

jadedj said...

Mr. C---No, no, no. You have me mixed up with Punch, who actually got that shit from a little shop in Nawrleans on his last trip. I understand that he applied some to his lower extremities, and every hair below his belly thingy fell off. He's now trying to market it as a painless alternative to a full Brazilian.

Chimp---You can call Mr. C, "C"...and you can call him Chuck...and you can call him to supper...but don't call him Alz whatsits.

Harlequin said...

as long as the dr isn't a proctologist...
perhaps your friend is sleeping off a big meal??

fun post... :))

jadedj said...

Harlequin---HAR and HAR!

MeanDonnaJean said...

Oh honey, yer friend is definitely avoidin' you like the damn plague. And now that ya've blasted this lil' goodie all over the internet, he may NEVER come outta hidin'!

Tom Harper said...
"Warning: 98% of all heroin addicts started off on Edible Warming Massage Oil."

Oh boy Tom, perhaps ya outta go tell Congress about this. They have some weird-ass notion that marijuana was the main culprit...but I can say with 100% certainty that that is NOT the case.

But hmmmmmm...are u tryin' to 'fess up to sumthin' here? (u lil' closet junkie you! LOL)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I'd have to email him and ask..curosity would kill me.

jadedj said...

MDJ---No danger...he can't read.

Also, I believe Tom is a DEA Agent...just thought I'd tell you. Just in case, you know?

YD G---I did...but I sent it to his wife by mistake. No word back yet.

Punch said...

you have some weird friends.

jadedj said...

Why do you hate Mr. Charleston?

Punch said...

Hate is a hate full word.

jadedj said...

Punch---Remove the "e" and you have a hat. Or, add an "s" and you have a shate. Ergo, a hat full of shate. Or not.

intelliwench said...

Just a guess: http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/testosterone-cream-and-libido (and no, I don't have first, ahem, hand experience...but female friends have mentioned this)

jadedj said...

intell---The hands on question aside, that would explain many things...including my sillier questions in this post. You have out intell'd yourself, intell.

Now if I could only figure out how can we use this information for the betterment of the liberal cause...hmmmmm.