Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Trolls

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

I got this from Boing Boing... wince they got it was, SNL.

Find your favorite troll. Mine is the last one, whom I have been running into for a couple of years now. Wait...favorite is the wrong word, in my case...most annoying, uninformed and repetitive is more accurate (OK, sorry about the pesky ad...endure):

22 comments:

Tom Harper said...

LOL. Some of the most obnoxious blog trolls probably look and talk just like those three. No wonder they stay at home on the computer all day.

Mr. Charleston said...

BOOOBZ! If you hadn't voted for that illegal Nigerian midget tossing would be legal in California!

jadedj said...

Tom---Yes, especially the thrid one, methinks.

Mr. C---IT'S NOT?

intelliwench said...

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jadedj said...

intell---Didn't get the raise, eh. Had to take the second job?

intelliwench said...

Yup. No raises for ANYone in education this year. Or next year.

Can I put you down for the 120-day supply, special just for you, $29.95?? Free shipping, too!

jadedj said...

intell---Depends. Is that one-a-day, or one 120 day pill?

Kulkuri said...

That's one thing the video didn't talk about, spam in the comments section!!

intelliwench said...

Depends: Now in designer colors! 60 day supply (one-a-day) $100.75

jadedj said...

Kulkuri---I know what you mean. Spam offers such as, 30 day Penis Enlargement...cheap Viagra pills...and designer adult diapers. Inundated with it.

intell---I think you could double up your orders if you concentrated on Republican bloggers. They need two-a-day and in some cities, such as D.C., a dozen-a-day; plain red, white and blue Amurican ones, of course.

Punch said...

I always felt when Kasparov played Anand he should have opened with the Queens Indian.

jadedj said...

Punch---Fool! Anand was beaten psychologically, given that he was afraid of heights and the matches took place in the WTC, he never entertained your idea...simply another victim of Wall Street.

Mildred Ratched said...

I'm in love and I'm not going to say which one flipped my switch. Silence is golden!

jadedj said...

Mildred---Especially with this bunch ;-)

Professor Chaos said...

I feel left out that I haven't been getting trolled at all.
Screw you, trolls! You think you're too good for me?

jadedj said...

Professor---My guess is, they hate you silently...you have instilled awe and fear in their ranks. Me, I have to manually ban the bastards.

Chimp said...

intell - Always wondered if anyone ever went to a doctor or to the emergency room if their woody lasted longer than 4 hours.
JJ- Designer adult diapers? Depends!
JJ - manually ban the bastards? After taking Viagra, you can Dick-tate their fate!
No, I have not been drinking banana daquiris.

jadedj said...

Chimp---Is there a simian version of cat nip. Oh, wait...I know what it is...nevermind.

BTW, I've been told (I do not have first hand knowledge, mind you) that there have been cases of ol' "V" woodies lasting upwards of a week. I'm not sure how that plays out if one has a day job.

Chimp said...

Probably not too bad if you work at the "ring toss" booth at the fair!

intelliwench said...

*snicker* @ "first hand knowledge"

Chimp -- True story: 2 summers ago one of my students - a 48-year-old woman - had just gotten married -- no time for a honeymoon before she had to leave her groom and come to the Institute. The second weekend of the Institute, hubby comes down for a conjugal visit. Student arrives late to class Monday morning asking if hubby can go to the student infirmary. He woke up and couldn't see! I told her to call 911 or get to Urgent Care. I pride myself in the fact that nobody has died on my watch, and dammit, I wasn't going to break my streak. Well...as it turned out, hubby's "sudden vision loss" was attributable to certain honeymoon-enhancing medications he'd taken.

His vision did return, and the two are still married.

Be warned, boys.

jadedj said...

intell---Are you referring to that 10 days of work I missed in January, 2005? Rumor, nothing but a rumor.

I love me some first hand report on being "blinded by love".

Chimp said...

WOW! So maybe, when I was a kid, those nuns that warned me I'd go blind were right? I acn't see, I can't see. Oh, I had my eyes closed.
Seriously, Intel, that was scary.