As soon as they said Democrats and Republicans agreed on a bill, I knew this was a tongue-in-cheek video.
Also, the prostitutes (formerly known as legislators) wouldn't be asking each other for this information. If they had a question, they'd simply call their pimp/lobbyist for the answer.
I am becoming more and more convinced that I need to run in 2014. I will not be a whore to a damned pimp-assed lobbyist. No, I will solely represent We The People.
Mr. C---It might as well be the case, given the kind of results we get from them.
Tom---Yeah, dead give away alright.
Maybe we should just forgo this Representative election bullshit, and vote directly for the lobbyists. Or, they could just inform us in their annual reports, which corporations are running the U.S. for the next four years.
Of course, we all know that Onion News is a parody group and this video is a parody - but, a very good one at that. If they keep on passing these soviet-style laws, I'm going to write-in Putin for our next president. It can't be worse!
The Onion has more credibility than all other news organizations. At least until they start doing parodies of their parody then we're really deeply sunk in the shit.
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If only this was the case. The less those assholes do the better.
As soon as they said Democrats and Republicans agreed on a bill, I knew this was a tongue-in-cheek video.
Also, the prostitutes (formerly known as legislators) wouldn't be asking each other for this information. If they had a question, they'd simply call their pimp/lobbyist for the answer.
jaded,
Go visit Fringe's blog for my reply.
I am becoming more and more convinced that I need to run in 2014. I will not be a whore to a damned pimp-assed lobbyist. No, I will solely represent We The People.
Sarge For Congress?
Ron
Mr. C---It might as well be the case, given the kind of results we get from them.
Tom---Yeah, dead give away alright.
Maybe we should just forgo this Representative election bullshit, and vote directly for the lobbyists. Or, they could just inform us in their annual reports, which corporations are running the U.S. for the next four years.
Sarge---Go for it!
Of course, we all know that Onion News is a parody group and this video is a parody - but, a very good one at that. If they keep on passing these soviet-style laws, I'm going to write-in Putin for our next president. It can't be worse!
Chimp---Don't you be puttin' Putin on the ballot.
... a tongue in what video??
sad, sad.
thanks for the vigilance!
This may be how your government works, but not mine. Mine doesn't work at all.
Harlequin---That's another post...X rated.
MR---HA!
The Onion has more credibility than all other news organizations. At least until they start doing parodies of their parody then we're really deeply sunk in the shit.
sigh*...I just want to bend over and kiss my ass good bye..cause we're all fucked.
wm---Sunk in shit is our middle name here on this chunk of the planet in the 21st Century, I've concluded.
YD G---And once it's fucked, we all know it's hard to get it un-fucked.
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