Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Breaking news



...or is that breaking wind?

HEADLINE:

Kate Middleton’s Post-Birth Belly is Completely Normal



Whew, what a relief...it was nip and tuck there for a while.

18 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Judging from that photo, you've been hacked by the teen porn site again.

Rule Britannia, bitches!

Tom Harper said...

Kate Middleton has a wicked set of abs. According to the National Enquirer, she was doing thousands of weighted crunches every day, right up until a few minutes before she gave birth.

jadedj said...

DSWS---HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hey my wife is into this business. She is convinced they named the child after her. My wife's name is Georgia. She is also a hard-core, card carrying, Jane Austen fan.

Tom---Ouch. That hurts just reading it!

Sauls Thomas said...

TAMPOSTASY

FOR THE FAKE ANGLO-SAXON MONARCHY

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Kulkuri said...

it was nip and tuck there for a while.
That was a good show.

jadedj said...

Kulkuri---I admit, I had to
Google it. I'll check it out and see if it is on Netflix...per your recommendation.

JACKIESUE said...

please kill me if I have to listen to one more word about the little royal baby..trust me..I care doodley squat. he's cute..but really..

Professor Chaos said...

Oh dear GOD!!!
Although I'm less disturbed by that picture than I am by any of the actual royal baby coverage.

jadedj said...

Jackiesue---Wid ya.

Professor---And it ain't over for Christ's sakes!

jadedj said...

Incidentally...I make it a practice NOT to click on links from someone I don't know.

Punch said...

The Hell with her abs.
Let's see the tits.
Nipples and ducts and milk and
all like that there.
Abs, Candy Ass.
Let's have a look at that passage way that the future king crawled out through.

intelliwench said...

Sorry, but I've run out of shits to give when it comes to the Royals.

the walking man said...

I'm with Intelli on this one.

jadedj said...

Punch---Late night alone with a liter of merlot, eh?

itell---I am sure they will be crushed...crushed, I tell you.

w m---What do you have against Kansas City?

Beach Bum said...

Don't care for the royals myself, but I've got to admit Kate is smoking hot and I'd like to party with Harry.

jadedj said...

Beach Bum---Hey, never thought of that. They are probably really a couple of Parrot Heads.

boomer bob said...

It's all that bangers and mash for breakfast.

jadedj said...

boomer bob---Yep, it was definitely a banger that got them to this point ;)