Thursday, February 12, 2009

Behind in your bills?



The following is a true story. Just one small businessman story out of millions.


Do you think Bank of America is ruthless, non-flexible, and uncaring? Be thankful that you don't live in Nigeria. Pictured here is Jamal bin Gitya and his not-laughing Hyena, Spot, taking a well deserved mid-day break. Jamal and Spot are free-lance bill collectors.

Not shown is Jamal's other co-worker, Bob the Baboon.

Sometimes Jamal takes both Spot and Bob with him on assignment.

Jamal's bad debt recovery rate is very high.

Hats off to yet another small businessman success story of our foreign friends.

13 comments:

Mary Kitt-Neel said...

OK, good. I saw the picture and was worried that the bill collector had absconded with the debtor's dog, and it was going to make me cry.

Dr Zibbs said...

I just gave you a shout out on my blog.
I hope you get a lot of traffic from it and thanks for visiting my blog.

jadedj said...

Mary Kitt---It's always safe to come here...I only do feel good stories.

BTW, methinks debtors who own THESE dogs would have NO bill collectors at their door.

Dr---Well, this is majorly unexpected. I take back every evil thing I posted about you throughout the ethersphere. It's going to require many man-hours to retract them, but I've had tougher obstacles which I've overcome.

Seriously...I truly thank you. Your blog is one of my daily funny-bone highlights.

Doug said...

I bet he makes more money than his brethern with their get rich quick email scams.

jadedj said...

Doug---him I can accept. The Other dirtbags prey mainly on the elderly. I hope you're right.

BTW, I just read your post about Mike. You are a good person, Doug.

Moko 2.0 said...

I'm scared of geese. You could rob me with a goose and I'll give you everything.

jadedj said...

Moko---Do not move to Minnesota. Collection agencies use Mandrake the Geese Agency. Killers Dude!

Dr Zibbs said...

And I thank you for the shout out. I have no idea what happened to the comments area on the post that you mentioned me.

jadedj said...

Dr Zibbs---We can't have just anyone commenting, jeez.

No, seriously folks...you deserve it.

As to the comments, I'm experiencing the same problem on other blogs...my comments, that is. Maybe it's my gaseous aura.

theredhead said...

Geese are fierce little bitches. As for the rest of this post...well if a bill collector came to my door with a dong, maybe I could feed him one of my cats.

jadedj said...

red---Most he(s) would be packing a dong...I'm not sure it's necessarily something to be concerned about, however. Curb that cat.

Steve said...

May I assume that his office in Brisbane employs the use of dingoes?

"You no have my money? Chopper...sick balls."

jadedj said...

Steve---Tasmanian Devils.