The following is a true story. Just one small businessman story out of millions.
Do you think Bank of America is ruthless, non-flexible, and uncaring? Be thankful that you don't live in Nigeria. Pictured here is Jamal bin Gitya and his not-laughing Hyena, Spot, taking a well deserved mid-day break. Jamal and Spot are free-lance bill collectors.
Not shown is Jamal's other co-worker, Bob the Baboon.
Sometimes Jamal takes both Spot and Bob with him on assignment.
Jamal's bad debt recovery rate is very high.
Hats off to yet another small businessman success story of our foreign friends.
13 comments:
OK, good. I saw the picture and was worried that the bill collector had absconded with the debtor's dog, and it was going to make me cry.
I just gave you a shout out on my blog.
I hope you get a lot of traffic from it and thanks for visiting my blog.
Mary Kitt---It's always safe to come here...I only do feel good stories.
BTW, methinks debtors who own THESE dogs would have NO bill collectors at their door.
Dr---Well, this is majorly unexpected. I take back every evil thing I posted about you throughout the ethersphere. It's going to require many man-hours to retract them, but I've had tougher obstacles which I've overcome.
Seriously...I truly thank you. Your blog is one of my daily funny-bone highlights.
I bet he makes more money than his brethern with their get rich quick email scams.
Doug---him I can accept. The Other dirtbags prey mainly on the elderly. I hope you're right.
BTW, I just read your post about Mike. You are a good person, Doug.
I'm scared of geese. You could rob me with a goose and I'll give you everything.
Moko---Do not move to Minnesota. Collection agencies use Mandrake the Geese Agency. Killers Dude!
And I thank you for the shout out. I have no idea what happened to the comments area on the post that you mentioned me.
Dr Zibbs---We can't have just anyone commenting, jeez.
No, seriously folks...you deserve it.
As to the comments, I'm experiencing the same problem on other blogs...my comments, that is. Maybe it's my gaseous aura.
Geese are fierce little bitches. As for the rest of this post...well if a bill collector came to my door with a dong, maybe I could feed him one of my cats.
red---Most he(s) would be packing a dong...I'm not sure it's necessarily something to be concerned about, however. Curb that cat.
May I assume that his office in Brisbane employs the use of dingoes?
"You no have my money? Chopper...sick balls."
Steve---Tasmanian Devils.
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