Sunday, July 5, 2009

Bin Laden Update...

Remember him? Here is an idea about how to find him, and what to do when he is found. Careful...possible exploding head.

I was introduced to this character by that guy over at A Theater of the Absurd...whathisname.

17 comments:

Punch said...

beats the shit out of Dick for brains.

jadedj said...

Or did you mean, beats the dick out of shit for brains...just checking.

More good advice from the kid, tomorrow.

Enemy of the Republic said...

I thought he was dead and we were fighting the war for no tangible reason. My mistake.

mo.stoneskin said...

LOL at Enemy of the Republic's comment. He is clearly a weapon of mass destruction.

jadedj said...

EoR---don't tell the kidfrombrooklyn.

mo---so, Enemy of the Republic is the tangible reason?

Mr. Charleston said...

Puleeeze! Don't we already have enough of this shit on commercial television? Does it have to be repeated on such an erudite site as A Banquet of Consequences? A site known as a refuge of high concept.

Figures it would come from Punch, a known degenerate. You'd better be cautious when you're around that guy JJ, won't be long before you're showing clips from YouPorn.

the walking man said...

I like that idea send the Chinese, let them pour over the border like they did the Yulan river in Korea 1949. Tell them it is the only way to protect their massive holdings of American debt.

Of course then all of our heroin would be made in China and you know how they have been with quality control lately.

Dedene said...

That was pretty funny -- thought I was listening to Bobby DeNiro.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---Yes indeedy...high concept, and flawless execution.

YouPorn? How do I get there. Does it link from YouTube, or can I get there from A Theater of the Absurd, or what's that other one...oh yeah, Termites of...what is it? Thanks for the tip man.

wm---hold that thought. Drug trade. Poor quality control. Dead drug addicts. Less crime. Has possibilities. Good thinking walking.

jadedj said...

Dedene---It is Bobby.

Punch said...

Mr C....Is that refuse of high concept that you mean?
I show this bright blogger, who has many intellenget followers, with one slight oversight, one of the truely original thinkers of the early 21 century and the evil sin of jealousy comes creeping in, eating away at the ensuing brilliant discourse, like some termite lunching in the woodwork. tsk, tks...munch. munch...
jadedj... your almost correct, but i don't think shit for brains has a dick.

jadedj said...

I love it when 5:51 CST rolls around. The pace picks up. The insults fly. The flies run amok. It means...Punch is off work, his computer is booted, the glass is 1/4 full and ready for a refil, and it's time to kick fucking ass. Mr. C, the man is now talking bugs...and I don't mean Bunny. Wood eating...shit grinning bugs...of sin. Punch, the Orkin Man is fueled and in terminator mode.

BTW Punch, I believe the term is, "I don't think DICK for brains has shit."

jadedj said...

Mr C---just sayin'

Doug said...

I had the urge to visit the site, but I resisted.

jadedj said...

Doug---it's gone. Economics, according to the Kid. But he has 200 some odd videos on YouTube!
After watching a few, I've concluded...he is the working man's Current. Made up character.

intelliwench said...

I leave you alone for a week and this is what happens?

I want some of what y'all are drinkin'.

jadedj said...

intell---I know, I know. I feel sooooo ashamed. I let THEM lead me astray. My vocabulary is reduced to two and three letter words...my wine choices are now in boxes...large boxes...cheap large boxes. I am once again eating dead cattle...and I deleted an Obama email to me...personally...just yesterday. You need to visit more often and keep me in the fold of goodly, and reasonly. I apologize for my wantonlyness. Don't bother with those two...peckerwoods (I'm sorry...it's their influence).

Oh, btw---do you realize that you used the "y" word? See, already they have infected even you with their bug infested trailer madness. Beware, intell, beware.