Friday, July 24, 2009

Cleaning Day

Cleaning day for my photo morgue. Just a few. Nothing related, well almost.

Tycoon rhymes with typhoon. A prime example:

SOMEBODY needs to tell him.



This is for real. Created especially for the thirsty sniper:


Yesteryear (the Walrus):


Today (ah, vanity, thy name ain't woman):



(or, maybe it is)

No, I am not going to go into the other shaved areas (PeachTart has already done that one)



This is where it all may end up:



A friend of mine...sort of...sometimes...when he is playing the silencio game (yes, he really looks like this...or so Mr. Charleston tells me) Punch:


This would be Mr. Charleston (he's the one with the cell phone)...or so Punch tells me:


And finally, here is the only know frontal photo...with clothes...of the walkingman:



That felt good, getting all of the trash out of here. Maybe you should consider the same.

Tomorrow, all of the degenerate stuff...political speeches, nude photos of Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney molesting a mooose, Barbara Bush getting a wax job, and Joe the Plumber mending his pipes, getting a tuck, and applying for an Amex Gold Card, and for the discriminating B of Q readers, a photocopy of Rush Limbaugh's green card, and African Birth Certificate...stuff left over from last year's election, that kind of thing.

26 comments:

Conrad Strong said...

Wouldn't you just love to hold Trump down and buzz that hair off his head?

Doug said...

I almost forgot to come back and finish reading. I linked over to the Peach Tart and read her article on removing the gray...

First photo, no one needs to tell him, someone needs to clipper him good.

Simon said...

I used to sell moustaches like that, back in the days when moustache-making was a thriving industry.

mo.stoneskin said...

A mate of mine had the same chequered haircut. When I was young and foolish I used to do experimental beards, my favourite was the donut beard - a little goatee with a whole in the middle. Not any more - not quite right for work!

Heidi Germanaus said...

I don't have trash this entertaining! I love the pic of "Creature from The Black Lagoon" jabbering on his cell phone. That movie scared the BeJesus outta me when I was a kid.

the walking man said...

Dude...I didn't know you had a picture of me not working my porn star job! But You have to admit my hair looks better than Trumps, which doesn't need clippers his shit just needs a good tug to come off. A Trump, vanity be thy name.

The Peach Tart said...

Thanks for the shout out. These are good and had me laughing this morning. Trump, well that's just a hot mess.

Punch said...

(ahem)
And I'm still here
never have been hard to find
When the new gets old
I'll be playing on your mind
When it all comes down look for me
I'll still be around

Mr. Charleston said...

Good stuff JJ. I could probably do some closet cleaning myself. I'm not sure I could be a witty with the captions. Can't for the life of me remember the Walking Man photo's name. I want to say Dr. Science??
BTW... The Creature From The Black Lagoon was filmed in Baja Georgia and yes, that is me, a few years younger and a few pounds lighter. Oh... I got the girl.

jadedj said...

Conrad---and stick it in his mouth.

Doug---Everything one needs to know about removing the gray.

And stick it in his mouth?

Simon---actually that is a photo of me. I bought that from a Brit named Simon. It fell off at an inappropriate moment. Wax is not moustache friendly.

mo---yes I know that donut thing...it's hard to keep your eye on the donut and not upon the hole.

As to work, I believe Simon sells hairy stick-on dots designed just for this contingency. His out-of-date moustache business failed, you know.

Heidi---Jesus, that thing was filmed in my home town, or rather the Revenge of the Creature. My grandfather took me down to watch the part where the creature jumps in the river with the girl. Sort of took the scare out of it for me.

wm---and stick it in his mouth? Yep, Donald V. Trump.

Peach---You are welcome!

Hot? Hmmmmmmmm. Peach, the word hot...Mr Peach is hot, I am hot, walkingman is hot, Punch and the Charleston guy are...medium, but Donald?

Punch---and around, and around, and around, and...

Mr. C---Well now I feel remorse for all the things I told the F.B.I. Thanks for the kind words.

That is Professor Irwin Corey. Did a post about him a few back.

...and she was Hot. Julia Adams, in the first one...loved that overbite of hers.

Comrade Kevin said...

Someone needs to tell the Donald that his hair plugs need to be changed.

diane said...

I can't believe someone would be stupid enough to make their hair look like something other people would want to kick.

jadedj said...

Comrade---and stuck in his mouth?

diane---and then go out in public.

Harlequin said...

what a marvelous display of absurd yet strangely accurate renditions of life as encountered via desire and discharge... I especially liked the cat... and thanks for the non- repeat of other shaved areas.... no need to interrupt a perfectly good thematic unity...
thanks for these!

jadedj said...

Harlequin---good, someone liked the cat. My favorite also.

And, as you may have guessed, I prefer my waxing to be philosophical.

blueviolet said...

As weird as all of those were, I still kept keep thinking that Donald Trump is the worst offender.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Seriously. Funny. I have to agree with blueviolet - Donald Trump is the worst offender... ;)

jadedj said...

Blueviolet & Stacy---rip that thing off and it would be a terrible thing to see. I'm thinking that thing would break my Photoshop program.

KIT said...

Someone (probably several of them) have certainly told The Donald that he has the worst comb-over ever. But I'm sure he responded with 'You're Fired!' to every one.

Mr. Charleston said...

Love the new look JJ. I've been playing around with mine site as well and will probably be grey soon as well. Easier on the eyes.

jadedj said...

KIT---Good one! LMAO

Mr. C---Why thank you. Re-did the header, and of course one thing lead to another. Very observant C.

Valerie said...

I was told to look out for masturbating monkeys on your blog by meatbag. i didn't see any. I did see a sweet mustache though.

jadedj said...

Valerie---that was Master Gators and the Climbing of Mount Keys down in Florida---An Outdoor Adventure for Monkeys. It's a book I wrote, meatbag is pulling your chain.

Did I tell you, thanks for visiting and commenting. I hope my regular readers don't put you off, and that you return soon.

Valerie said...

hey- my pleasure. I can be a little off-putting myself. I try to keep it clean on my blog so some day people will feel comfortable giving me their money for things I make. Other's blogs is my outlet

jadedj said...

Valerie---Good enough. I am looking forward to seeing the things you're talking about. Oh, and don't worry about clean over here in this cesspool.

Chimp said...

I won't worry next time I have a bad hair day.