Friday, February 5, 2010

Depends


...on the utterer, methinks.

re·tard
Function: noun
Date: 1788

1\ri-ˈtärd\ : a holding back or slowing down : retardation
2\ˈrē-ˌtärd\ often offensive : a retarded person; also : a person held to resemble a retarded person in behavior.


Rahm Emanuel, President Obama's Chief of Staff last week called liberal activists who wanted to run ads against conservative Democrats "f...ing" retarded".

Palin called on President Obama, earlier in the week, to fire his chief of staff after using the "R" word.

Palin spokeswoman, Greg Sargent said, "Governor Palin believes crude and demeaning name-calling at the expense of others is disrespectful."

"our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards." - Rush Limbaugh.

Today, Stapleton claims the statement was meant generally and she was not specifically referring to Limbaugh

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just Rahm Emanuel.

We here at B of Q do not anticipate either man getting fired.
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dunce·tard
Function: noun
Date: 2010


dunce-ˈtärd\ : a political opportunist who repeatedly embodies the very essence of "Peter's Principle", having been elevated far beyond intellectual, or awareness capacity.

42 comments:

Chimp said...

Sarah blames Rahm for insulting her son but does not blame Rush as he only insulted Sarah.

Rahm used the word “retarded” which could be talking about retarded children like her son Trig, whereas, Rush used the word “retard” which is usually talking about people who do idiotic things, like Sarah.

So, they are all correct. Trig is retarded and Sarah is a retard.

Jerry Critter said...

Duncetard -- love it. It fits Sarah to a T. Maybe even a fucking duncetard.

Punch said...

like the tits

jadedj said...

Chimp---"Sarah blames Rahm for insulting her son but does not blame Rush as he only insulted Sarah"...LMAO

jadedj said...

Jerry---fucking is her name, fucking is her game...with your head.

Punch---I love the way you get right down to it. The heat, and the meat and the beat of the matter...that is.

intelliwench said...

I object to the derogatory use of the term "fucking." It used to simply mean a beautiful act...now those duncetards have sullied its meaning!

jadedj said...

intell---The times they are achangin'. George Carlin warned us about the Military/Industrial Complex and it's basTARDization of the carnal word and how we would not be able to escape the sulliness and silliness of political FUCKtards and such. Gnash your teeth and hold on to your beautification. I'm wid ya.

Punch said...

thanks...

jadedj said...

Punch---Nada. I apologize because I know you thought this was a post about those diaper thingys, and you are approaching that phase of life. Maybe another time.

jadedj said...

Punch---God, I am sorry man...I get you and the Charleston person mixed up. The last comment was meant for him. Sorry.

Punch said...

over and out
tha chump listend to
FOX YEAH BUDDY


COOL

Mr. Charleston said...

Takes one to know one, retard! I didn't know Sarah had a retarded child. In that family, how can you tell?

Holte Ender said...

Limbaugh, Palin, retard, why do I keep repeating myself . . .

the walking man said...

"Retarded timing can be defined as; changing the timing so that fuel ignition happens later than the manufacturer's specified time. If the ignition timing, specified by the manufacturer, was to be set at 12 degrees BTDC and it was adjusted to a number lower than 12 degrees BTDC, it would be retarded."


The difference is Emmanuel was referring to people for which duncetard was castigating him.

Rush, that true American, that pillar of our society, that man among men, that 12th wonder of the free and modern world, was referring to a timing adjustment of his ignition system which is constantly misfiring.

See the difference now retard?

JenJen said...

Wow.
It's 9a here; I can't actually be required to comment with something witty and hmmmmm inducing, can I?

Good, I think that the worde 'dunce' is underutilized by the way. And the hat, too.

jadedj said...

Charleston---Nan, nana, na, na. One can tell because a "R" person knows not when to shut his/her piehole. Theirs seem to be in constant motion. I rest your case.

Holte---Har, har, har! Good one.

walking man---Thank you. It appears Limbaugh has a problem with his points...am I correct?

JenJen---One is required to comment here under the Law of Troll. Of course the comment does not need to be of the same quality as the content...which lowers the bar and gives the visitor a distinct advantage. I might add, I am quite guilty of violating the Law of Troll myself...frequently. Now if you understand what I have just written here, with 1/2 cup of joe in my system, then bless you my child.

Chimp said...

I like that. In a family like the Palins, how can you tell Sarah's son is retarded?

the walking man said...

No dunceling RUSH!!!!!!! is a Renaissance man...his ECM has gone digitally corrupt due to chemical encrustation and his exhaust system catalytic converter O2 sensor (upstream) is plugged because he uses leaded (Vicodan/Oxycontin) fuel because there is no climate change happening (in his own gloriously retarded mind) which makes his emission foul because he is retarded in his timing. But of course, his jester/concubine, the Witch of Wasilla, is the retarded mother of a beautiful baby boy who is probably going to be the only Palin who does not turn out to be a fame whore.

the walking man said...

Oh by the by; a point controlled ignition system went away back when you were just a wee lad dreaming your big wheel was a Maserati.

Doug said...

I had a big comment with a joke concerning Palin and Susan Boyle but accidentally hit the backspace key while the cursor was outside of the comment box.

So, fuck it. I feel so retarded.

jadedj said...

wm---So Rush has no points. Point well taken.

I did know that...the point controlled ignition system demise, I mean. It was just one of my semi-retarded jokes. God knows I try.

Back to Rush, it does occur to me that Rush IS one of the tards...bas·tard.

Doug---FAIL! Btw-I have to admit I had to look up Susan Boyle...then had to listen to her voice. Wow. Stunning.

My wife thinks I am a fuck·tard because she told me about her years ago. I can take off the dunce hat next weekend.

Tom Harper said...

Duncetard, I like it. And that duncetard in the picture is a perfect example, even if she can see Russia from her house.

jadedj said...

Tom---Duncetardski?

Mr. Charleston said...

Ummmm, I always thought Scumbaugh was fuel injected. Never occured to me he was 12 points past TDC as his specialty seems to be no point at all.

the walking man said...

I had to keep the retard subject going today.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---Well, that's kinda what I said...I think.

wm---And a damn fine continuation it is. Go here all and read it: http://themanwhowalksalonewalksfaster.blogspot.com/

mo.stoneskin said...

With a bit of luck duncetard will make it into the dictionary.

Chimp said...

I gotta say, her penmanship on her hand was flawless! Must have been ink you can erase with pantyhose. What will those Conservative scientists think of next?

jadedj said...

mo---along with some of the other tard words that apply here...including bas tard.

Chimp---Invisible Social Security?

Chimp said...

Hey, she did get paid $100,000 by the Tea Party for a "hand job"!

jadedj said...

Chimp---I wonder if it was as good for them as it was for her.

Professor Chaos said...

Duncetard! That's the best new word since "Truthiness"!

Stephen said...

She is loveliness personified:
http://nopoboho.blogspot.com/

jadedj said...

Stephen---Har!

intelliwench said...

Hey, j (and others) - this will clear everything up -
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2010/02/down-syndrome-vs-retardation-explained.html

jadedj said...

intell---Thank you for the information. I had intended to link to this article, but alas, I am tard·y.

Kulkuri said...

Who wrote that on her hand?? She's a leftie. Not in thought, but writing if she can write.

I thought Rahm was saying the idea was fucking retarded, not the people.

jadedj said...

Kulkuri---my sources tell me that first dude wrote it for her.

Yep, that's what he said.

jadedj said...

Professor Chaos---I dunno, truthiness speaks to my very innards.

jadedj said...

Professor, btw...I apologize for skipping right over your comment from two days ago. Unforgivable.

Harlequin said...

nice hat.... where's her broom?
no comment on the so called " r" word..... lots of stuff with language is so much misdirection, like mailman vs letter carrier.... the name is meaningless if no change for more equitable treatment does not accompany it; actions... there's a bold move

jadedj said...

harlequin---No broom, she's the other _itch word.

As George Carlin said, words are dependent on one's point of view. I personally find Rush's use of the "r" word much more offensive because my point of view is that he is vile and makes it personal. Just in case this doesn't sound like it, I am in agreement with you.