Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A lighting problem/Exactly what evil is allowed.

NOTICE-THIS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK BLOG.

Coulda happened this way. You don't know for sure.




After creating the universe, Mr. Deity goes over with an assistant what evil will be allowed.



If you are having streaming problems with this second one, sorry. Try going over to YouTube and watching it. I had no problems there with it.

35 comments:

intelliwench said...

That is as plausable an explanation as any others I've heard.

Punch said...

Ok, several things
Number one thing - the vids came across fine.
Number two thing - the vids that came across fine were awful. bad, suck, blow barf me out.
Number three thing - number two thing is an understatement.
Number four thing - I'm padding the list. They Suck.
Number 5 thing - Hope they quit their day jobs.
Other than that I think you might have a point but I Mehed it.

jadedj said...

intell---Maybe even more so.

jadedj said...

Punch---Mr. Deity takes a dim view of non-participants.

Punch said...

He is the one that left the hate and sickness and stuff on the list. Screw 'im.

Punch said...

His assistant is wearing a pink shirt, for god's sake. nevermind.

jadedj said...

Punch---Soooooo, you don't believe this?

Punch said...

Frank Frazetta died back in May, Maybe (no pun) they could get him to do the sets and costumes. Hell get him to write the script. These guys suck.
(ahh is one of the really god?)

Punch said...

(stop it you know I meant ...one of THEM...)
THEY suck. Did I mention that? Yet?

Punch said...

Gotta go now. This death is at the door. I changed the locks.

intelliwench said...

Damn...I didn't know about Frank Frazetta.

Now I'm bummed. More meh.

jadedj said...

intell---See, this is the shit he does...not Frank, he's dead...Punch. Throws out a totally unrelated subject to the subject. So now you are mehed out and not concentrating on the God thingy. Mr. Deity loves you intell.

jadedj said...

Punch---Death knows no locks, or bagels.

PENolan said...

I love Mr. Deity - especially the one where he deletes all the prayers off his answer machine and explains he has no incentive to answer prayers.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I love Mr. Deity! Lucy too!

Chimp said...

George Carlin says it best when he says Religion is the greates bullshit story ever told. God created all the nastiests evils against humans in diseases and disasters and yet, HE LOVES YOU!

Chimp said...

Of course, now comes to light the travesty of the Catholic Church and pedophile and gay priests allowed and hidden by the Vatican for decades. Wouldn't the "evil" god of the bible have destroyed the Pope and the Catholic Church by now? Adter all, they are doing the nasty in HIS name!

Chimp said...

Wasn't the Catholic Church and their god that held that long running Broadway Hit Play called "The Inquisition"?

Chimp said...

Shut up, Chimp! Ok,ok...

Punch said...

Chimp...more, more.

jadedj said...

All---I really want to go to bed, but I am afraid I will not wake up because of the blaSPhemisms that Punch has unleashed. Nevertheless, I am fading and will just have to take my chances. Tomorrow, after copious amounts of Joe, I will take all of this up with...Senor Diety. If I perchance do not show up...well WTF Josephine..I'll see you on the other side...Jim M notwithstanding.

Heidi Germanaus said...

Well if your eye flaps don't open this a.m., say hello to Paul Newman for me. If it's not clouds but lakes of fire that you find surrounding you, then say hello to Ed McMahon.

jadedj said...

Tricia---I haven't seen that one.

DSWS---And her goat?

Chimp---Is there something you want to get off your chest?

Punch---I have it on good authority that Mr. D would like to have a long tete a tete with you.

Heidi---Neither event occurred, however the eye flaps aren't functioning all that well, as yet. More joe, more joe.

PENolan said...

Mr. Deity and the Messages
http://mrdeity.com/s1ep4.html

And when he's pissed off about The Bible making him look like an Evil Tyrant:

http://mrdeity.com/s3ep2x.html

Professor Chaos said...

Dang! Being God's Personal Assistant must be frustrating!

jadedj said...

Tricia---They never taught me this shit at Main Street Baptist Church when I was growing up. I might have stuck with it if they had.

Professor Chaos---Yes, but damned good benefits, I'm told.

Mr. Charleston said...

Holy shit! That's it! Main Street Baptist Church. Suddenly it all comes clear. Punch and Jaded J and the Main St. Baptist Church.

Pay close attention folks. It could happen to you.

Stephen said...

Thank you...I always appreciate your point of view.

Harlequin said...

Mr. Deity. Yep.
good to see; good to read what y'all said about what y'all saw. totally entertaining....

boomer bob said...

"If you are having streaming problems with this second one, sorry. Try going over to YouTube"

If you're having streaming problems, it's likley that Mr Deity fucked around with your prostate.
But then, it was all your doing for doing what your mom told you not to do many years ago. SEE! Mr Deity does know all!! How could you think otherwise? And he even warned you, goddammit, he warned you. You're just damned lucky he didn't turn your ass (and everything else) into a big pile of salt!!!

Jesús Cristo H, H Yesu Kristo, יאָשקע ה משיח

The Mormon God Elohim had Sex with Mary. What?? You mother fucker!! Mary is mine I say, MINE!!
Fucking A Yaweh!!!

Punch said...

I just occured to me that DM has not yelled at us. Maybe the Canadian Mounted Police rounded him up. Bet Rin Tin Tin was in on it.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---Clearness is next to goodliness. It is good that you are clear. What the hell are you talking about??

Stephen---At last, a civil and sane visitor to this blog. Thank you.

Harlequin---Damnation...two civil visitors in one post! Thank yeh yaweh meh (that one's for you intell).

boomer bob---Have you been talking to Mr. C?

Here's the deal...my momma also said I would go blind...I did not...as yet.

As for the salt...would it be Sea, Morton's or Kosher? If it is Morton's, that would be in contradiction to the prostate theory because when it streams, it pours...or some such shit.

Ah yes, Mary. Can you imagine coming home from the doc with that story for the hubby?

Punch---No, no, no. Not Rin Tin Tin, fool. It was Sgt Preston and his dog, Yukon King.

I was kinda wondering about DM too...but prepared.

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Punch said...

Looks like DM has a new moniker.

jadedj said...

Punch---Yep, 25 comments from this asswipe in the last 8 hours. There doesn't seem to be a way to report either. So, I've got to moderate comments now.