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Coulda happened this way. You don't know for sure.
After creating the universe, Mr. Deity goes over with an assistant what evil will be allowed.
If you are having streaming problems with this second one, sorry. Try going over to YouTube and watching it. I had no problems there with it.
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That is as plausable an explanation as any others I've heard.
Ok, several things
Number one thing - the vids came across fine.
Number two thing - the vids that came across fine were awful. bad, suck, blow barf me out.
Number three thing - number two thing is an understatement.
Number four thing - I'm padding the list. They Suck.
Number 5 thing - Hope they quit their day jobs.
Other than that I think you might have a point but I Mehed it.
intell---Maybe even more so.
Punch---Mr. Deity takes a dim view of non-participants.
He is the one that left the hate and sickness and stuff on the list. Screw 'im.
His assistant is wearing a pink shirt, for god's sake. nevermind.
Punch---Soooooo, you don't believe this?
Frank Frazetta died back in May, Maybe (no pun) they could get him to do the sets and costumes. Hell get him to write the script. These guys suck.
(ahh is one of the really god?)
(stop it you know I meant ...one of THEM...)
THEY suck. Did I mention that? Yet?
Gotta go now. This death is at the door. I changed the locks.
Damn...I didn't know about Frank Frazetta.
Now I'm bummed. More meh.
intell---See, this is the shit he does...not Frank, he's dead...Punch. Throws out a totally unrelated subject to the subject. So now you are mehed out and not concentrating on the God thingy. Mr. Deity loves you intell.
Punch---Death knows no locks, or bagels.
I love Mr. Deity - especially the one where he deletes all the prayers off his answer machine and explains he has no incentive to answer prayers.
I love Mr. Deity! Lucy too!
George Carlin says it best when he says Religion is the greates bullshit story ever told. God created all the nastiests evils against humans in diseases and disasters and yet, HE LOVES YOU!
Of course, now comes to light the travesty of the Catholic Church and pedophile and gay priests allowed and hidden by the Vatican for decades. Wouldn't the "evil" god of the bible have destroyed the Pope and the Catholic Church by now? Adter all, they are doing the nasty in HIS name!
Wasn't the Catholic Church and their god that held that long running Broadway Hit Play called "The Inquisition"?
Shut up, Chimp! Ok,ok...
Chimp...more, more.
All---I really want to go to bed, but I am afraid I will not wake up because of the blaSPhemisms that Punch has unleashed. Nevertheless, I am fading and will just have to take my chances. Tomorrow, after copious amounts of Joe, I will take all of this up with...Senor Diety. If I perchance do not show up...well WTF Josephine..I'll see you on the other side...Jim M notwithstanding.
Well if your eye flaps don't open this a.m., say hello to Paul Newman for me. If it's not clouds but lakes of fire that you find surrounding you, then say hello to Ed McMahon.
Tricia---I haven't seen that one.
DSWS---And her goat?
Chimp---Is there something you want to get off your chest?
Punch---I have it on good authority that Mr. D would like to have a long tete a tete with you.
Heidi---Neither event occurred, however the eye flaps aren't functioning all that well, as yet. More joe, more joe.
Mr. Deity and the Messages
http://mrdeity.com/s1ep4.html
And when he's pissed off about The Bible making him look like an Evil Tyrant:
http://mrdeity.com/s3ep2x.html
Dang! Being God's Personal Assistant must be frustrating!
Tricia---They never taught me this shit at Main Street Baptist Church when I was growing up. I might have stuck with it if they had.
Professor Chaos---Yes, but damned good benefits, I'm told.
Holy shit! That's it! Main Street Baptist Church. Suddenly it all comes clear. Punch and Jaded J and the Main St. Baptist Church.
Pay close attention folks. It could happen to you.
Thank you...I always appreciate your point of view.
Mr. Deity. Yep.
good to see; good to read what y'all said about what y'all saw. totally entertaining....
"If you are having streaming problems with this second one, sorry. Try going over to YouTube"
If you're having streaming problems, it's likley that Mr Deity fucked around with your prostate.
But then, it was all your doing for doing what your mom told you not to do many years ago. SEE! Mr Deity does know all!! How could you think otherwise? And he even warned you, goddammit, he warned you. You're just damned lucky he didn't turn your ass (and everything else) into a big pile of salt!!!
Jesús Cristo H, H Yesu Kristo, יאָשקע ה משיח
The Mormon God Elohim had Sex with Mary. What?? You mother fucker!! Mary is mine I say, MINE!!
Fucking A Yaweh!!!
I just occured to me that DM has not yelled at us. Maybe the Canadian Mounted Police rounded him up. Bet Rin Tin Tin was in on it.
Mr. C---Clearness is next to goodliness. It is good that you are clear. What the hell are you talking about??
Stephen---At last, a civil and sane visitor to this blog. Thank you.
Harlequin---Damnation...two civil visitors in one post! Thank yeh yaweh meh (that one's for you intell).
boomer bob---Have you been talking to Mr. C?
Here's the deal...my momma also said I would go blind...I did not...as yet.
As for the salt...would it be Sea, Morton's or Kosher? If it is Morton's, that would be in contradiction to the prostate theory because when it streams, it pours...or some such shit.
Ah yes, Mary. Can you imagine coming home from the doc with that story for the hubby?
Punch---No, no, no. Not Rin Tin Tin, fool. It was Sgt Preston and his dog, Yukon King.
I was kinda wondering about DM too...but prepared.
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Looks like DM has a new moniker.
Punch---Yep, 25 comments from this asswipe in the last 8 hours. There doesn't seem to be a way to report either. So, I've got to moderate comments now.
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