Dude, I was just sitting down to write almost exactly the same thing Out of sync Out of Sorts Out of everything But I thought it was PMS. Since you've got it too - must be another explanation.
I want the next president of these here United States to be a down syndrome tri-religious bi-curious trans-gender black fat "female" midget witch with HIV-AIDS and a nice sweet personality. I volunteer my cousin.
I can sure relate to Out of Sync and Out of Order. I'm still ranting and spewing almost every day, but I keep thinking that one day I'll be too pissed off and too overwhelmed and won't be able to post. Hasn't happened yet...
Mr. C---The other scenario...voting back in THE SAME BASTARDS THAT GOT US WHERE WE ARE TODAY, plus the nut cases.
Tom---I am pissed off and my patience is tapped out...zero...null. My head is about to explode in disbelief. The chance we had in our hands was torpedoed by MY OWN DAMN PARTY. Some shit...as they say down there in the tea bagging ranks.
L o s--Well, neighboring state neighbor...check this out...a statement by the two bag candidate for Congress at a rally here two nights ago..."I have learned more in the last two years about my country from FOX News and Glenn Beck than I ever did in school." I SHIT YOU NOT. HE SAID THIS! And the crowd hooted, clapped and yelled amen. He also called Obama a communist, to which they repeated their vocal approval. The ignoramus will probably get elected. Holy God, Buddha, Zen mutherferker...we are doomed!
i'd love to agree with the heads up the asses comments, but i think that positioning requires more flexibility than anyone in that institution has or aspires to.... flexibiity of thought, flexibility of imagination.... nah, never mind!
I still think that thje new "Bimbo Party" of Sarah "Lincoln" Palin and Paris "Washington" Hilton Will add some "bounce" to the 2012 election. See: http://chimpphoto.blogspot.com/2010/04/sarah-palin-paris-hilton-for-2012-bimbo_20.html
And of course by "every man" you mean every "human" is a liar, Susan. Of course, we may still be surprised by O'Donnell. She hasn't yet decided what she is. First a witch, then a Hare Krishna, maybe even a lady-boy? Then that "man" song would also be true.
JJ, our country is like a chicken without a cabeza.
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Dude, I was just sitting down to write almost exactly the same thing
Out of sync
Out of Sorts
Out of everything
But I thought it was PMS. Since you've got it too - must be another explanation.
Tricia---It IS PMS...Political Manipulating Shitheads.
I want the next president of these here United States to be a down syndrome tri-religious bi-curious trans-gender black fat "female" midget witch with HIV-AIDS and a nice sweet personality. I volunteer my cousin.
they all have their heads up their asses.
Chimp---No nepotism allowed!
Yd G---My readers? Oh...you mean THEM. Yes...and up one another's tush...on their side of the aisle.
Chimp... be careful what you wish for, you just might get it, re: the current crop of tea bag nut cases that could very well get elected.
Scary thought... judging by the "outsiders" who have stepped up to replace the "professional politicians" what we've got might be as good as it gets.
Shivver me timbers.
I can sure relate to Out of Sync and Out of Order. I'm still ranting and spewing almost every day, but I keep thinking that one day I'll be too pissed off and too overwhelmed and won't be able to post. Hasn't happened yet...
Yup, and this entire culture war campaign is enough to drive us all to drink.
We've got a couple of really horrible ones here in Colorado; Buck and Maes.
From Ghosties and Ghoulies and this unending bullshit, may the universe preserve us.
Sometimes I wonder if we're just broken now, if maybe we're done and in our death throes.
Well that was a cheery thought. Sorry. I'm going to go eat chocolate or something.
Mr. C---The other scenario...voting back in THE SAME BASTARDS THAT GOT US WHERE WE ARE TODAY, plus the nut cases.
Tom---I am pissed off and my patience is tapped out...zero...null. My head is about to explode in disbelief. The chance we had in our hands was torpedoed by MY OWN DAMN PARTY. Some shit...as they say down there in the tea bagging ranks.
L o s--Well, neighboring state neighbor...check this out...a statement by the two bag candidate for Congress at a rally here two nights ago..."I have learned more in the last two years about my country from FOX News and Glenn Beck than I ever did in school." I SHIT YOU NOT. HE SAID THIS! And the crowd hooted, clapped and yelled amen. He also called Obama a communist, to which they repeated their vocal approval. The ignoramus will probably get elected. Holy God, Buddha, Zen mutherferker...we are doomed!
I totally agree, JJ !
@Chimp: your cousin would not like that!
Meh?
Sunny---Thank you. Hope things are going ok for you :-)
intell---Multiple meh to the tehnth power.
i'd love to agree with the heads up the asses comments, but i think that positioning requires more flexibility than anyone in that institution has or aspires to.... flexibiity of thought, flexibility of imagination.... nah, never mind!
the pms tla ( three letter acronym) was funny...
keep it coming.
Harlequin---There is some flexibility among that gang...the flexibility of corporate campaign contributions...they lean way over on that one.
I still think that thje new "Bimbo Party" of Sarah "Lincoln" Palin and Paris "Washington" Hilton Will add some "bounce" to the 2012 election.
See:
http://chimpphoto.blogspot.com/2010/04/sarah-palin-paris-hilton-for-2012-bimbo_20.html
Chimp---Let's hope the "bounce" is on their cabezas. NO, wait...they already did that.
Thewy don't have cabezas. What you see is what you get.
Chimp---Are you saying if they get elected, we will be headless?
make that "the country will be headless".
I'm listening to a song that sings: "Every man is evilness; every man a liar." I think that sums up the 2010 elections fairly well.
I keep thinking that every decade I live is the worst one ever, but I realize there is so much more depth of ugliness that has yet to be explored.
Susan---Yep. Stay tuned...you ain't seen nuttin' yet.
And of course by "every man" you mean every "human" is a liar, Susan. Of course, we may still be surprised by O'Donnell. She hasn't yet decided what she is. First a witch, then a Hare Krishna, maybe even a lady-boy? Then that "man" song would also be true.
JJ, our country is like a chicken without a cabeza.
Chimp---And, speaking of cabezaless chickens...O'Donnell...she apparently doesn't know how to Google First Amendment to the Constitution.
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