Tuesday, October 5, 2010

A Studly Halloween, Dudes!

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

Hey yo dudes, take a look at these hot Halloween costumes...for the man who well, has it all. Seriously, these say Halloween so much better than pumpkins, and bitchy witches...not to mention, orange flowers.

In case you haven't heard, it's not about scare, men...it's about...studlyness and presentation of the goods. And hey, tricks come into play as well...wink, wink.

These make my old glow-in-the-dark skeleton costume look a bit puny. Little did I know back then. Hell, I could have been the neighborhood eight year old studly, especially with Mary Lou who lived across the street...or, possibly thrown in jail as a juvenile pervert. Sorry mom, where ever you are...just kidding.

Now dudettes, you can look too...you just might get some ideas for that special dude of yours. Something you could make from around the house with a minimum of cost. You know, those lone socks without a mate in the dryer.

As Sponge Bob says, "Use your imaaaaaaaginaaaaation".

Boo!

A whole new meaning to Jack's Hammer. Subtle, huh?



Ha ha har, guffaw...petting zoo. I am not certain, but I think THAT there animal in the middle, is a slongkey.


In case you didn't notice, there is a woodpecker at the other end of that...log...peckering away, methinks. I guess the guy is a...loghead? Peckerwood? Who knows.

Wait, isn't this the same guy as the guy in the subtle Hammer Jack thingy? Am I wrong? How about it Jack...is it a log or a hammer?


Well damn. I have suddenly lost my life long affection for pasta...with or without meatballs. This is just ferking creepy.



You know what they say about the banana...the perfect fruit created by God. Fits absolutely perfectly in one's hand. What else can I say? Eat your heart out Chiquita Banana Girl.


30 comments:

diane said...

These costumes work really well if you arrive after everyone else has had a couple of drinks.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Petting zoo! *smirk*

jadedj said...

diane---or bottles.

DSWS---Yes, and look out for fleas.

Doug said...

I think painting one's self in primary colors, strapping on pair of roller skates and going as a Fisher Price pull toy is the way to do it.

tnlib said...

I wish I knew how to post a picture to the comment form - have one that would be a prickly addition to your collection. ; )

Bob said...

So many choices, so little time!

Sue said...

The petting zoo is my favorite! Great costumes!

Tom Harper said...

I think those costumes would be most effective if everybody else at the party was on acid.

jadedj said...

Doug---You have obviously done your homework on this. I think you may have a career in costume design. However, my advice would be to stay away from the toy business. Just saying.

tnlib---It has something to do with a cactus? Or possible a Republican pol?

Bob---Har!

Sue---Yes, they always have such cute little animals, don't they.

Tom---Not sure even hallucinations would surpress the giggle factor of these puppies.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

so it's not 'kiss the cook' anymore? it's 'blow the cook'..........???

Punch said...

So, I guess the Groucho glasses and eyebrows are passe'. (is passe'?)

A child of five would understand this.
Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Chimp said...

That spaghetti 'n meat 'n balls would look even creepier if there was tomato sauce all over it.

Tht Banana guy better not go to the zoo dressed like that, the chimps would eat him alive.

Reminds me when Soupy Sales said on live TV, "My mom can really make my banana cream........pie"

These guys would definitely get lots of "tricks" on Halloween and they would provide the "treats".

Harlequin said...

funny, funny; who knew it was all about making peace with one's... shortcomings..... and letting those creative juices flow.

jadedj said...

YDG---Depends on the cookee, I would think.

Punch---Apparently they ARE. But hey, keep yours anyway...they really say...you.

Chimp---I need more coffee.

Harlequin---Certainly not I.

Lou said...

Guffaw! I think it's a llama actually or maybe a camel? Something that spits.

jadedj said...

Lou---Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one!

Chimp said...

Now, I won't go near a llama or a camel when I go to visit my cousins at the zoo!

jadedj said...

Chimp---You're related to the Palins and McDonnells?

Sunny said...

Haha, also Haha to Chimp's comments, LOL ! hahaha.

jadedj said...

Sunny---Good to hear/see you laugh :-)

Chimp said...

The Palins and O'Donnells are the black sheep or moose or mice with human brains. My simian cousins are intelligent..

jadedj said...

Chimp---I will never look at sheep and moosies in the same way again.

AYATOLLAH TRUTHMENI 101 said...

That's one of the reasons I became an ayatollah JadedJ. I needed the robe so other guys wouldn't get jealous.

jadedj said...

AT101---HAR, HAR, HAR! I laugh, but I certainly can identify with that. It's the same reason I was drummed out of the Hidden Woody in the Bush Nudist Club...down right envy. It's a heavy burden.

Chimp said...

I don't think either of you would want to trick or treat in Ayatollah robes this Halloween. Specially not in Naples Florida. Now, if the robes were white...

jadedj said...

Chimp---Ha! For those of you who don't get the reference to Naples, see Chimp's post:
http://chimpplanet.blogspot.com/2010/10/9000-year-old-woman-not-racist-against.html

intelliwench said...

I probably should not mention this on a public forum, but somebody gave my father a Kermit the Frog g-string as a gag gift. And he wore it one Halloween. I'm afraid he wore it on other occasions, too.

jadedj said...

intell---This explains many things, I think.

Susan said...

LOL at Yellowdog Granny.

jadedj said...

Susan---Thanks for the follow! I am in a hurry tonight, but I'll be over to your place as soon as I can.

Yellowdog Granny is...Yellowdog Granny...I love her. No word mincing allowed with that one.