"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin
"It's difficult to remember one came to drain the swamp when one is up to one's ass in alligators" - Barack Obama (not really...but it should have been)
I received this from my Zen friend yesterday. I am still rolling in the aisle over this one.
12 comments:
Mose was a hell of a negotiator.
squatlo---It certainly gave me food for thought.
Punch---Yep. I'm thinking they crucified the wrong guy.
Tough choice JJ. Oil and money or a well coiffed wiener.
On the whole, if you have oil and money the chicks don't care what your wiener looks like.
The Jews got hosed.
Is it too late to make a trade...?
TRUTH---Har har har...as it were!
talk about the short end of the stick
Doug---Yep, all the wandering and such sealed the deal.
YD G---Yep...some sticks need all the inches they can get.
Hahahahaha! Perspective is everything!
DSWS---As is hindsight.
I must say, I do like the kinder and gentler you, even if it means losing the ends of our dicks.
Mr. C---Stick around...the spit and piss spirit may get me again.
Dicks? What are you talking about? Isn't he referring to artichokes?
This is the LIGHT version? Not only the oil, but they also get the 72 virgins!!!!!
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