Tom---I tried that and my computer linked me immediately to the Republican National Committee website, which was full of annoying ads for Koch Industries and Trump Towers.
A couple of days ago I did a rain dance on my G-Mail Motion and something like 6 tornadoes and winds over 80 MPH hit the Tampa Bay area. No, HAARP or chemtrails had nothing to do with it. 'twas lil' ol' me.
Yo, JadedJ…Mona says to tell you she is like so very, very, like sorry ‘bout that episode with your parole officer. She swears on her mother’s dealer’s grave, that she thought she could help you out with that BJ. But she’s out now, has found Jesus and says let bygones be bygone. Ah, not the Jesus you’re thinking ‘bout, he’s her pimp.
Doug---True, but I must warn you, I have it on good authority (i.e, Punch) that mooning it will cause severe and painful consequences. Just saying.
Chimp---Just don't be pissing in the wind, man.
Punch---It is always heartening to find out that one of the sisters responded to the laying on of the hands, and the flock and frocking. Hallelujah brother!
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Look at your calendar, jj. (Sorry, I don't know the motion for that.)
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR...it's on you.
And...that motion is not allowed on this here family blog.
I just gave Gmail Motion the finger.
Nice April Fool's post.
Tom---I tried that and my computer linked me immediately to the Republican National Committee website, which was full of annoying ads for Koch Industries and Trump Towers.
BTW, so far I am 0 for 2.
I just got spam from Bambii and Mona that said they have incorporated it into thdir viewing program. I can't wait.
Punch---Is that Mona Nzee Knight? Long time no hear from.
WOW! That is the best, most fantastic innovation ever!! This will take us all the way into the 31st Century. Bravo!!!
I wonder if I use G-Mail Motion naked, what will it interpret? Can I have sex with G-mail Motion?
At least she/he/it won't fart and fly out the window if I mke believe I'm biting her/him/it.
I am so excited, I can poop!
Chimp---You need to learn to let it all out.
If Nintendo can use motion detection, why not Google and Gmail, where many of us spend a lot of time?
:-)
A couple of days ago I did a rain dance on my G-Mail Motion and something like 6 tornadoes and winds over 80 MPH hit the Tampa Bay area. No, HAARP or chemtrails had nothing to do with it. 'twas lil' ol' me.
Yo, JadedJ…Mona says to tell you she is like so very, very, like sorry ‘bout that episode with your parole officer. She swears on her mother’s dealer’s grave, that she thought she could help you out with that BJ. But she’s out now, has found Jesus and says let bygones be bygone. Ah, not the Jesus you’re thinking ‘bout, he’s her pimp.
Doug---True, but I must warn you, I have it on good authority (i.e, Punch) that mooning it will cause severe and painful consequences. Just saying.
Chimp---Just don't be pissing in the wind, man.
Punch---It is always heartening to find out that one of the sisters responded to the laying on of the hands, and the flock and frocking. Hallelujah brother!
Very clever.:)
Kyle---Thanks, but I stole it. Alas, I am a bad person.
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