"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin
In other words, give him a little more time to figure out a good reason why God took the day off Saturday...or not.
A Gold What Were They Thinking Award goes to the reader who correctly comes up with Harold's rationalization regards his failed "guaranteed" rapture.
UPDATE:
Oops...the video has been removed! Hmmmmmmm. An act of God?
For those of you who missed it, basically Harold refused to be interviewed or talk. Nuff' said.
23 comments:
I say the rapture happened just like he said it would. It just so happens that no one was worthy of being taken.
Jerry---That's my guess, as well. Or, God decided to give us one more chance, or...God had to do his/her/it's hair Saturday night.
I'm waiting for the Goddess, she promised to bring beer.
Yeah, he's crying all the way to the bank.
Harold said "dangit, that's the last time i'll channel Jerry Falwell."
the Ol'Buzzard.
I still say that our collective vibration shifted a teensy bit more toward the Light and away from the Bullshit, which is what God/dess had in mind all along.
Next step: Mayan Calendar 2012.
I'm not sure how Y2K fit in, but it's all part of the ineffable plan.
All---Harold says October 21st. Saturday was just a test run. Apparently God was just sizing up the situation.
Whatever.
YDG---Wid ya.
DSWS---Yep, guess he didn't hear the one about the rich man, the camel and the needle.
Ol'Buzzard---Well, Ol' Jerry did give him some sound financial advice...something like, "milk it, milk it and milk it again."
Tricia---His words exactly.
Yes, at some point last night I did see that it is now 21 Oct... at least DSD and I will be able to celebrate our 4 year anniversary.
I don't know what you guys are talking about, I got Raptured, with proof over at my place. Although, it wasn't quite what I expected. I'm not so sure about this Rapture business anyway. I think Armageddon has a much better chance.
LLL---I dunno...lot could happen between now and then. The twitch in my right big toe indicates that there are some evil, blood-sucking green slime lizard type aliens living on the back side of the moon, who are ready to make their play before JC does.
Mr. C---Evidently Jesus...and your mother love you C. Take what you can get, you know.
I don't know how Oral Roberts explained it to his flock when he didn't get "called home" by God because he didn't raise the amount of money he was trying to raise.
But Camping should channel Oral Roberts (I'm pretty sure he's dead now) and find out what he said to wiggle out of that embarrassing situation. And then Camping can just keep saying that every time the Rapture doesn't happen.
On October 21 he's going to say, "Oops, I was right the first time. It was May 21. May 21, 2012." This could go on until the 'end of the world'. Of course, Harold, 89, probably doesn't have much time left.
Don't forget the Kool-Aid this time, Harold.
Tom---Yes, Oral is still dead, as is Generalmissimo (sp?) Franco. I am thinking Harold will be able to speak to both of them directly very soon now.
Chimp---Yes, I backed you up on this above (see comment to Tom Harper).
meh
Punch---
good to have you still here.
Punch---See you in three days. J.
what if the rapture has occured and God just flat don't like us???
Maybe this is a good as it gets.
Punch---Of course he doesn't like us...He/She/It is going to DESTROY. THE. WORLD! Jeez.
What happened to a compassionate god? Destroying the world is not very compassionate.
Jerry C---Funny you should notice that. Indeedy.
i'm still trying to get over the crushing disappointment... not only am i still here, but so are you guys... sheesh!
Harlequin---It's a bitch, ain't it? Not to mention, absurd.
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