Friday, July 29, 2011

I love me some dirty words

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

Ran across this on Boing Boing today. Google has yet another neat gadget for our squandered time enjoyment. It's called, What Do You Love? 

You type in something that you love, and it does whatever the fuck it does. Fun huh? But wait...
 

 I realize it is Friday, and many of you haven't anything to do, and it's been a five tequila and lime shots week, and you have no friends, and no where to go, so this sounds scintillating and a perfect companion to a nice bottle of merlot. But before  you click on that and abandon this fine post for the rest of the evening, there is something you should know. In it's wisdom, Google realizes that some of you out there are...well...profane...not to mention...potty mouths and minds (moi, and my readers excepted, of course). And they have decided that you need to be protected against yourself and your wanton ways. So they have established a list of words and praises that will not be accepted when typed in.

453 words and praises, to be exact. What did he say? FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY THREE! Here is the complete list...FULLOFIT.

Hells fucking bells...when I saw this, I thought, George Carlin only had to deal with 7. We've picked up another 446 in the ensuing 30 or so years? Sheeeeeeeeeeeit, fuck, motherfucker and the rest.

 

20 comments:

PENolan said...

Just saying "HIGH" since, under the google commandments, I can

Doug said...

If you take out all the misspelled words, the list isn't nearly as long.

jadedj said...

Tricia---The theme is, what do you love...wait...yes, of course. Makes sense. Or not.

It is good to hear from you, because you've been a stranger too much over here.

Dlug---Are you saying they misspelled durty wurds? WTF, maybe they were "high" when they made up the list.

Punch said...

gaylord!! Now that is a fucking goddamned shitass dirty word. It should be fucking pulled from the dickwads ability to corrupt youthful twat.

intelliwench said...

I like men in kilts.

I was not disappointed.

Mr. Charleston said...

Now what the hell is wrong with Coon? I feed a mama and her two babies every night. Dadgummit, dagnabbit and a harumph to boot.

jadedj said...

Punch---Gaylord? As usual...I do not know what planet it is that you are referring to. Is it the one on which you reside? Or, is it the one that allows NO questionable twatty language from horny senior citizens?

intell---As it should be. Wait...did we not visit this kilt thingy before? Somewhere in between your fish vending machine and my post of quitting smoking? Or was it the post about the bad debt Hyena collection agents in Nigeria?

Mr. C---Do I really need to define this for you? You being a Southern boy and all?

jadedj said...

Mr. C---Er, make that Roy.

Punch said...

If you were to read your own list you will find Gaylord. You said to read it and I did.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Fuck Jesus, Carlin is God!
the Ol'Buzzard

Perhaps this comment will be edited out by our good friends who are forever vigil for our protection

Kulkuri said...

Carlin's list is down to four words now. Shit, Piss, and Tits have been allowed on TV. Tits shouldn't even be on the list, it's such a friendly word, like a nickname, "Toots meet Tits, Tits meet Toots."

jadedj said...

Punch---OK, you caught me...I only read the first 100...motherfucker.

Ol'B---The man had a magnificent brain and thought process.

As to the editors...FUCK 'em.

Kulkuri---Hell, I thought everything had been allowed.

Yep, this was one of my favorites of his routines.

Chimp said...

When I read your post, my first thought was George Carlin.

My second thought was: Who or what the fuck created this 453 word list???

"Ok boys and girls of Google, your assignment for this weekend is to find more dirty words we don't want to read or hear, in order to protect the virgin ears and eyes of our Googlers. If you don't come back with at least 3 words by Monday, you're fired!"

jadedj said...

Chimp---What I am wondering is...why?

jadedj said...

Hey Chimp, thanks for the link, btw.

Tom Harper said...

I typed in "teabagging" and the fun is about to begin.

"Explore teabagging in 3D"

"Translate teabagging into 57 languages"

"Start a teabagging discussion group"

"Watch videos of teabagging"

"Scour the Earth for teabagging"

Yeehaw! I'm gonna have me a wild weekend.

jadedj said...

Tom---Now why aren't those on the dirty word list?

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

all you need is love love..all you need is love.

jadedj said...

YD G---Holy shit...you are actually Paul, Ringo, John and George...living in West, Texas? Can you tell us anything about Elvis, YD G?

Harlequin said...

i'm with intelli.... the kilts rocked.

so nice of you to think of providing a little diversion from the mundane details of governmental cowardice and selfishness.