Monday, July 25, 2011

Once its fucked...it's damned near impossible to get it unfucked!

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

ADDENDUM: John Boehner's Office number 202.225.0600 - for venting.

I lifted this from Kulkuri at  Yooper in Crackerville. Later I did what I ought not do every day of my high blood pressure life...I read the news.  The more I read regards the budget-defication and extend our penis ceiling, the more I realized how absolutely appropriate this ditty by Katie Goodman is..

An aside: My thought is, if our traitorous (aka Republican) "representatives" in Washington don't keep us from defaulting on our debts and extend the debt ceiling, and Social Security checks, AMONG OTHERS, cannot be issued, then I demand that Congressional salaries be halted as well. Until they can get their sorry ass shit together.

30 comments:

Professor Chaos said...

Wow, I never heard of her before. She's great.

jadedj said...

Professor---Nor had I until I saw this on Kulkuri's blog today. Check out some of her other stuff on YouTube. Very funny lady.

Thanks Kulkuri, you are a man of many facets and intellect..and just damned funny.

Sue said...

Aah my favorite word put to song... LOVE IT!!

jadedj said...

Sue---Yours and YellowDog Granny. Glad you liked it.

Doug said...

I'm a Canadian so you're unfucking on your own :-)

jadedj said...

Doug---It's times like this that I wish we could go back and unfuck our "Revolutionary War".

Incidentally, I am reading an excellent book right now entitled, "Tories...Fighting for the King in America's First Civil War". It is about those colonists who did not support the withdrawal from Great Britain. The estimate is, 50% of the population. You will not hear about this in any U.S. schoolroom.

Harlequin said...

unfucking is a great word!! methinks i shall have to use it more often.

the ditty was grand as was the dittier.

Ol'Buzzard said...

I think Congress should be paid by piecework - legislative accomplished.
the Ol'Buzzard

The Plashing Vole said...

I suspect most of your politicians use their state salaries for fripperies like cigar cutters and tooled holsters, given that most (not an exaggeration) of them are multimillionaires. And of course they get the state healthcare denied to the rest of you.

Government of the poor, by the rich, for the rich.

Mr. Charleston said...

That that has been fucked can not be unfucked. In the words of Confucius, Virgin like a balloon, one prick, all gone.

Punch said...

unfucking believable.

Tom Harper said...

Campaign slogans for 2012:

"I promise to unfuck it up."

"Vote for ______________, the Unfucker-upper."

jadedj said...

To All---This occurred to me after calling my sorry ass representative and senator today. Why not call the obstructor-in-chief himself? Here is John Boneheader's office number:
202.225.4806

jadedj said...

Harlequin---Me too.

Ol'Buzzard---That would pretty much zero out their paycheck, wouldn't it.

The Plashing Vole---An astute voice from across the pond! Spotass on.

Mr. C---Yes, and we seem to have an international airport of pricks.

Punch---Hahahhahahaha.

Tom---I love it! This has major graphic possibilities. Maybe the Unfucker Party? Good one, bro.

Punch said...

btw that is not Boenher's number.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

love it

jadedj said...

Punch---Well whose number is it, Mr. Know-all-the-D.C.-Assholes-phone numbers man?

Perhaps instead of the accusatory tone, you could share it with the rest of us. Perhaps.

Btw, don't thread on or fuck with me...I've had a very bad moutherfucking shithead filled assholeo day.

YD G---I knew you would. And I'm wid ya.

Punch said...

I don't know I just called the number you put up. Did not mean to piss you off. I left a message with what every guy i got. It was an answering machine. Call it and give him a piece of you mind. or some such.

Punch said...

it is a fact not an accusation.

jadedj said...

Punch---OK, sumbitch...ahem, that number is Fartenberry of Nebraska. I transposed the wrong number from my list...so sue my ass, fucker. Btw, I'm sorry I almost called you an assholeo prick.

Fuck face Bonehead's number is: 202.225.0600 (quite similar to another Repuke's phone number...it's only off by two digits) jeez.

jadedj said...

Punch---I said I'm sorry...Mr-jam-it-in-and-twist man.

Yes, that would be Gene Fartenberry, the unhonorable Rep from Nebraska. He prefers answering machines to actually talking to his flock.

Punch said...

Thanks, I called and got a little bit of something off my chest.

jadedj said...

Punch---Was it hairy? The call I mean.

Punch said...

Nah, smooth as Candie's Ass.

jadedj said...

Punch---As in, Candy Does Kansas?

Punch said...

Yep'er

jadedj said...

Punch---Ah. Enjoy, but don't let it get out of hand.

Chimp said...

Great musical entertainment by Katie Goodman. This should be sung by her in the halls of congress before their next get together to destroy Social Security, Medicare and Education.

Chimp said...

As far as not paying congress, there are '237 millionaires in Congress' so they are not there for a paycheck. They are there to FUCK IT UP for the rest of us!!!

jadedj said...

Chimp---Problem is, the halls are the place of the fucker uppers.

Chimp---Are you saying there are no unfuckers in Congress?