Saturday, July 2, 2011

Kind of wondering

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

OK, I stole this idea from the Colbert Report. I can't figure out why they call it the CoBear Report, when it's spelled...COL BERT. Nevertheless, I felt the idea needed wider exposure, as only I can give it.

It does make one wonder...does it not?

22 comments:

Punch said...

The Colbert Report pronunciation is a play on the French fondness for droppping the T. Chevrolet et al.

It is the CoBear RePor. Har de har har har.

One sorta wonders what Michele is like in bed. Wonder what the Beatles would have to say about the belle today.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

She's got crazy written all over her.

Everyone in Canada pronounces Colbert as CoBEAR because we're used to French pronunciation. To our ears, COALbert sounds very weird indeed.

jadedj said...

Punch---YES, I NO. Thanks for pointing out the obvious, numb neck.

You need to quit hanging around with the C...it's rubbing off on you. IT WAS TONGUE-IN-CHEEK.

No wonder 34% of a certain locale Amuricans do not know who we fought to gain our independence...the Poles.

Jeez.

Michelle in bed? Take a look at her husband...that should answer that question.

jadedj said...

DSWS---I submit...and Punch, pay attention...is it sher bey, or sher bert? I rest my dumb ass case.

jadedj said...

DSWS---I missed the first part in my zeal to prove my point. Her crazy comes from eating too much sher bey.

Punch said...

sure bert came into the english language from the turks. Not from voting by the French Poles.

jadedj said...

Punch---I believe Burt is actually on Sesame Street and has never met, nor kissed, a turkey...of this, I am sure.

Additionally, the French simply can't keep their poles in their pants, which rhymes with France, and therein lies their problem...they have no time for "t"s.

I have no more to say on the subjey.

Harlequin said...

the resemblance (s) are uncanny.

colbert/co'be(a)r'... he has cross border appeal.

Mr. Charleston said...

Lot of tongue, little cheek if you ask me, but the point of the post is made. We're freakin nuts.

intelliwench said...

This is the stuff of nightmares.

Punch said...

T-Bone comes to mind right now.

Doug said...

"The Chevrolay coupay goes down the highway."
Red Skelton

Ol'Buzzard said...

Down south they would call it the Cold Bear Repo and be impressed that Michele Bachmann was having her picture taken with Jesus.
the Ol'Buzzard

Leslie Parsley said...

Just found this great piece on Marcus Bachmann - or however you pronounce/spell it.

http://mikk2.wordpress.com/2011/07/02/methinks-he-doth-protest-too-much/

jadedj said...

Harlequin---I am always glad when you drop by. It lends a voice of reason and civility to this nonsense ;-)

Mr. C---That's what she said.

Btw, you were up at 5 a.m. reading this? WTF.

intell---And nausea.

Incidentially, I was thinking yesterday that we need to go hunt down intell. I thought maybe you had gotton eaten by a bar, or had gotten ahold of some of that there white libation...it fries the brain you know.

Punch---Ham bone comes to mine.

Doug---I didn't know he spoke French.

Ol'B---Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! What makes it really funny is...it's true!

L P---Great article. He wouldn't be the first loud mouth to later be caught at the very activity he supposedly abhors. Self-righteous A-hole.

Chimp said...

I personally liked this headline by Wonkette (don't pronounce the 'tte'):

""Michele Bachmann Launches 2012 Presidential Campaign By Praising ‘Killer Clown’ John Wayne Gacy"

I understand that in roleplay, Michele is the master and husband Marcus is the slave.

Ranch Chimp said...

I know Charlie, and believe me, having him next to her is no match. And Charlie would despise trash like that to put it as nicely as I can. Ran across your blog at Leslie's blog "Parsley's Pics" ... Thanx

jadedj said...

Chimp---Word on the street is that Marcus spends a lot of time fishing, and away from Michelle. In their social circle, he is known as Marcus the master baiter.

Ranch Chimp---You're correct, it is a bit insulting to Manson, isn't it?

Glad you came by and commented, please stop again.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

batshit crazy

jadedj said...

YD G----One of them is for sure.

Chimp said...

You may have coined a new word, "marcusbaiter". Going fishing and playing with your worm.

jadedj said...

Chimp---HAHAHAHAHA!