Tuesday, September 13, 2011

A Cheap Shot

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

Because I can.







The "Texas ize douche bag" was not coined by me. Someone used that very accurate phrase on a blog I read in the last day or two. Unfortunately,  I can't give credit where it is due because my brain sfartiness is in full operation today. It did give me the idea for the juxtaposition (not the fart...the phrase).

BTW, I do know that douche and bag are separate words...more brainfartiness (sic).

14 comments:

Mr. Charleston said...

since when are douche and bag separate words? You mean damnyankee ain't one word?

jadedj said...

Mr. C---I did not say anything about bedamnedyankees, now did I. Besides, what ever Lola wants...Lola gets. And tall man, little Lola don't want your crackerass (sic). HARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAR!

Punch said...

some times your the douche and some times your the bag or something like that.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So it's true what they say. Everything IS bigger in Texas!

jadedj said...

Punch---And sometimes you're a nut...sometimes you're not.

DSWS---That's what YellowDog Granny tells me.

Kulkuri said...

But, but, douchebags are useful!! I would compare Perry to a hemorrhoid, a Texas size hemorrhoid!!!

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

LOVE IT, but technically..isn't he a douchenozzle m'dear? ;-)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

if you look up the word Texas Douchebag in the dictionary..Perry's face will be there.Perry has a personality like a sack full of hemorrhoids.

Tom Harper said...

I always type douchebag as one word, but it ain't easy. The Word Autocorrect feature keeps inserting a space between the two words. So I delete the space, and then I have to look at that annoying red line under the word douchebag while I'm typing the rest of my post.

Same thing with treehugger and teabagger.

jadedj said...

Kulkuri---I considered that, but I couldn't find a photo of a standard size hemorrhoid.

Dusty---Small nozzle, is the word on the streets.

YD G---I like it! A sack of hemmorrhoidal douchebag.

Tom---This must be why I get the red line under Perry when I type it.

Bella said...

its been one douched out day for me in my world of crazy...thanks for encouraging my mojo.

I'm an adoptable pet truly...LOL

jadedj said...

Bella---You have much to say...really. Hang.

the yellow fringe said...

I think it deserves further investigation, he might be an enema bag pretending to be a douche bag.

jadedj said...

yellow---He's a double duty kind of guy.