"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin
has now been reached by this blog poster...moi. But hey, sometimes you just have to wallow, you know?
The old standby, patrons of WalMart:
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| "Dude, can you tell me where the TP aisle is?" |
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| Your worse nightmare the morning after! | |
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| Look closely...it's a guy...no really...it is. | | | | | | | | |
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| You can't eat just one. | | | |
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| Why? Just tell me WHY? |
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| Nice Heels. |
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| Er, ah, hmmmm, well, ah, ARRRRRRRRRGH! |
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| I think I'm going to puke! In the meat department, no less! |
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| Aye, Lassie, they're ye, for shure! |
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| This leaves me speechless...just fucking speechless. |
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| The orbs of life..not to mention, pleasure. Depending on how long you've been on that deserted island...or in stir. |
23 comments:
Geeez Us! Ever hear the old expression, if you don't have something good to say don't say anything at all? We could have waited a couple of days for a real post you know.
On a deserted island? I think I would take my chances with the sharks.
the Ol'Buzzard
what an unforgettable exhibition of high culture. wow.
i just don't get the thongs. eeewww.
dear Lord!
What's with all the thongs?
Dude, maybe you need to get yourself one of those pink thongs. Could add a new dimension to the wallowing.
Mr. C---I have no defense for what I did.
Ol'B---Amen brother.
Harlequin---I do apologize...but I didn't want to suffer alone. My wife sent me these in an email.
Professor C---Clothes horses?
Tricia---Hey there! Lavender is my thong color of choice, I'll have you know.
I may have to re-think my decision over 10 years ago to never ever step into a Walmart again.
SOB!!! I only got one good eye left! You trying to make me completely blind?
holyfuckme
A few years ago Wal-Mart was thinking of putting a Krispy Kreme Donuts in some of their stores. (Or maybe they actually did.)
Jay Leno said something like "Some of these Wal-Mart shoppers look like they could barely squeeze through the door. If they eat a few Krispy Kreme donuts while they're inside Wal-Mart, they won't be able to get out."
MRMacrum---Your thinking is the clientele has move a notch or two up?
w m---HA! I guess it's that beauty in the eye of the beholder thing.
YD G---Kind of makes a case for gene manipulation, doesn't it.
Tom---This may be a good idea. Keep them contained.
ewww
jadedj - Just stopped by to say hi.
It's been a while.
How come I never have this much fun at Walmart.
:) seg
diane---Into every life a little disgust must fall.
sue---Hey, glad you stopped by! That being said...you liked it, didn't you? Huh, huh, huh? I know where you're going manana, hehehehehehe.
O beautiful for spacious butts,
For amber waves of G-strings,
For purple -ass majesties
Below the fatted pants!
Amerika! Amerika!
God shit his grace on thee
And crown thy fat with horrible undies
From sea to shining sea!
J.E.S.U.S.
NEXT!!
Chimp---Okay...as long as you put the God shit part in there. I don't want any trouble here on this blog.
Punch---I thought that you, as a photographer, would really be in hawg (pun intended) heaven with these.
I fart in your general direction.
Punch---I guess cow pitching is next?
Well, ahh you seem to have caught me out, ahh, yes, about the cow pitchin' If i have my way there are three things about cow pitching I would change,
Number One - the need for cows.
Number Two - the need for farts.
Number Three ;: ahh; achem ahuu
need for assholes? nah
need for jackass?? yeah, nah i'm just a joshin' ya, pilgrim.
OppSS.
Punch---I will pardone your French and raise you two coconuts.
TWO (2 (@)) coconuts two
Hurrumph ahcchemmmmm HURurreumphhertxtth8
What, just what about the three changes to cow pitching?
What! A B out the second ‘needs no farts’!!!!
What a b out the foul smell in the air.
And what about item number ONE (1(!))??hummmm
And WHAT about saying ‘what one more time.’
I see your two coconuts (1/2 your supply) and I say;
Checkmate (In a laughable French accent (with English overtones)
Pig, dog!! “””’’’’;;:::: so on and so forth!!!
“I told him we have the Grail.”
Punch---Run away. Just run away!
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