Wednesday, November 9, 2011

An all time low

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

has now been reached by this blog poster...moi. But hey, sometimes you just have to wallow, you know?

The old standby, patrons of WalMart:

"Dude, can you tell me where the TP aisle is?"


Your worse nightmare the morning after!




Look closely...it's a guy...no really...it is.












You can't eat just one.
Why? Just tell me WHY?










Nice Heels.
Er, ah, hmmmm, well, ah, ARRRRRRRRRGH!
I think I'm going to puke! In the meat department, no less!
Aye, Lassie, they're ye, for shure!
This leaves me speechless...just fucking speechless.
The orbs of life..not to mention, pleasure. Depending on how long you've been on that deserted island...or in stir.


23 comments:

Mr. Charleston said...

Geeez Us! Ever hear the old expression, if you don't have something good to say don't say anything at all? We could have waited a couple of days for a real post you know.

Ol'Buzzard said...

On a deserted island? I think I would take my chances with the sharks.
the Ol'Buzzard

Harlequin said...

what an unforgettable exhibition of high culture. wow.
i just don't get the thongs. eeewww.

Professor Chaos said...

dear Lord!

What's with all the thongs?

PENolan said...

Dude, maybe you need to get yourself one of those pink thongs. Could add a new dimension to the wallowing.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---I have no defense for what I did.

Ol'B---Amen brother.

Harlequin---I do apologize...but I didn't want to suffer alone. My wife sent me these in an email.

Professor C---Clothes horses?

Tricia---Hey there! Lavender is my thong color of choice, I'll have you know.

MRMacrum said...

I may have to re-think my decision over 10 years ago to never ever step into a Walmart again.

the walking man said...

SOB!!! I only got one good eye left! You trying to make me completely blind?

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

holyfuckme

Tom Harper said...

A few years ago Wal-Mart was thinking of putting a Krispy Kreme Donuts in some of their stores. (Or maybe they actually did.)

Jay Leno said something like "Some of these Wal-Mart shoppers look like they could barely squeeze through the door. If they eat a few Krispy Kreme donuts while they're inside Wal-Mart, they won't be able to get out."

jadedj said...

MRMacrum---Your thinking is the clientele has move a notch or two up?

w m---HA! I guess it's that beauty in the eye of the beholder thing.

YD G---Kind of makes a case for gene manipulation, doesn't it.

Tom---This may be a good idea. Keep them contained.

diane said...

ewww

sue hanes said...

jadedj - Just stopped by to say hi.
It's been a while.


How come I never have this much fun at Walmart.

:) seg

jadedj said...

diane---Into every life a little disgust must fall.

sue---Hey, glad you stopped by! That being said...you liked it, didn't you? Huh, huh, huh? I know where you're going manana, hehehehehehe.

Chimp said...

O beautiful for spacious butts,
For amber waves of G-strings,
For purple -ass majesties
Below the fatted pants!


Amerika! Amerika!
God shit his grace on thee
And crown thy fat with horrible undies
From sea to shining sea!

Punch said...

J.E.S.U.S.
NEXT!!

jadedj said...

Chimp---Okay...as long as you put the God shit part in there. I don't want any trouble here on this blog.

Punch---I thought that you, as a photographer, would really be in hawg (pun intended) heaven with these.

Punch said...

I fart in your general direction.

jadedj said...

Punch---I guess cow pitching is next?

Punch said...

Well, ahh you seem to have caught me out, ahh, yes, about the cow pitchin' If i have my way there are three things about cow pitching I would change,
Number One - the need for cows.
Number Two - the need for farts.
Number Three ;: ahh; achem ahuu
need for assholes? nah
need for jackass?? yeah, nah i'm just a joshin' ya, pilgrim.
OppSS.

jadedj said...

Punch---I will pardone your French and raise you two coconuts.

Punch said...

TWO (2 (@)) coconuts two
Hurrumph ahcchemmmmm HURurreumphhertxtth8
What, just what about the three changes to cow pitching?

What! A B out the second ‘needs no farts’!!!!
What a b out the foul smell in the air.

And what about item number ONE (1(!))??hummmm

And WHAT about saying ‘what one more time.’

I see your two coconuts (1/2 your supply) and I say;

Checkmate (In a laughable French accent (with English overtones)
Pig, dog!! “””’’’’;;:::: so on and so forth!!!

“I told him we have the Grail.”

jadedj said...

Punch---Run away. Just run away!