Run Herman, Run.
Herman Cain announced that in a private conversation (aka, prayer) God (the big Kahuna) told him unequivocally to run for the Presidency of the Ewenity Stakes. Which goes to show that even the big guy/gal/it can fuck up, methinks. I mean didn't he/she/it learn a lesson with that other God talker, er, what's his name. Hell, I forget...there are so many of them.
Incidentally, I stole the cartoon and the idea from The Planet of the Chimps.