Monday, November 14, 2011

See Herman Run

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

Run Herman, Run.

Herman Cain announced that in a private conversation (aka, prayer) God (the big Kahuna) told him unequivocally  to run for the Presidency of the Ewenity Stakes. Which goes to show that even the big guy/gal/it can fuck up, methinks. I mean didn't he/she/it learn a lesson with that other God talker, er, what's his name. Hell, I forget...there are so many of them.

Incidentally, I stole the cartoon and the idea from The Planet of the Chimps.

21 comments:

Chimp said...

You mean the God that put nipples on men and created the platypus?

jadedj said...

Chimp---Yes, that one...

MRMacrum said...

I keep hoping one day to hear from the big guy. All these people claim to have had conversations, yet when I am, let us say, in some kind of proverbial foxhole, he/she/it never answers the phone........And they have their voice mail turned off to boot.

Punch said...

no comment

Mr. Charleston said...

As usual, Cain got it backasswards again. It wasn't God that told him to run, it was Dog. Snoop Dog to be exact.

the walking man said...

What I though God told Michelle Bachmann to run...does this mean I have to change my vote?

jadedj said...

MRMacrum---As far as lefties are concerned, He/She/It has/have been outsourced to Inja.

Punch---No comment on your non-comment...which is actually a comment...technically.

Mr. C---You must have meant Poop Dog.

wm---You get to vote twice.

Ol'Buzzard said...

I want to vote twice!
the Ol'Buzzard

jadedj said...

Ol'B---Only if you're hearing voices.

jadedj said...

Ol'B---Only if you're hearing voices...twice.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

the Goddess said he's batshit crazy and for him to prepare for a huge cosmic slap upside the head.

Professor Chaos said...

I thought God wanted Bachmann to run. Oh, I get it. God is a comedy fan.

Tom Harper said...

God talked to me also. She told me not to vote for Cain.

jadedj said...

YD G---No question in my mind that he best not fuck with her.

Professor Chaos---Oh hell yeah. I knew that the first time I heard Pat Robertson open his pie hole.

Tom---I hate it when they tell me what not to do...but in this case...I'm listening.

Punch said...

Ok, ok you win. My comment is god said

You can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me coming you'd better run.

jadedj said...

Punch---Finally. Yes this post is about running..for office...away...at the mouth. Not you, bro, but shit like that there.

Harlequin said...

cain, running.... surely god might have invited the brother along.... abel. get it, cain and abel.... a catastrophe of biblical proportions.
never mind.

jadedj said...

Harlequin---Cain is not Abel. Vada boom.

Chimp said...

You mean Cain, CAINT? Vada boom!

Punch said...

there are people who would argue that cain was from the evil one in the garden of eden, i.e. the snake. this would make eve an adulterer and cain not only the first murderer but also the first bastard.

jadedj said...

Chimp---Apparently, he can...or tries.

Punch---Is this from the King Punch version?