Wednesday, January 25, 2012 it's finest...or not.

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

Colbert for President!


Doug said...

Can't see the video, 'cause I'm in Canada.
How's the Super PAC working out for Colbert & Stewart?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'd vote for him.

Mr. Charleston said...

Santorum is definitely not someone I would vote for, but his reasoning here shows that he is a gentleman. I would have done the same thing.
Having said that... Colbert for President. Hell yes!

intelliwench said...

I have family who, verbatim, say the same things the woman in Santorum's audience said. And then they pride themselves for "knowing" the "truth."

With any luck, I'll find out I'm adopted....

MRMacrum said...

First of all, I love it that Obama was really an avowed and or secret Muslim. I'd still vote for him. Hell, if he was a card carrying Commie who smoked crack, I'd vote for him over anyone the Right has running at the moment.

Religious affiliation is such a useless tool to determine one's fitness for President. Matter of fact, the more public a candidate is about their faith, the less I trust them.

the walking man said...

For a two issue guy (three if you Google up his name)he should have agreed and got her back on message about how he owns her uterus (what's left of it) and how happy he is that she isn't gay (unless she was.

Mr. Charleston said...

Upon reflection, I was too kind to Santorum... fuck 'em!

Tom Harper said...

If an old lady wobbling on a walker was at a Santorum rally and called him Frothy and said Bush and Cheney masterminded the 9/11 attacks -- would Santorum just shrug it off and say "aw heck, she was old, she was on a walker..."

Ol'Buzzard said...

Age doesn't confer intelligence and age shouldn't accord undue respect.
Fuck the crazy old bitch.
the Ol'Buzard

jadedj said...

Doug---They are filling croker sacks full. It's amazing.

D S W S---We can arrange that ;-)

Mr. C---Keep in mind that I have also read you second comment, so this response is moot.
But my first reaction to this comment was, he is neither a gentleman, nor honest. My take on it: he was
running through his mind, "what is the best response to garner the most votes", I could see it. Non-acknowledgement was tacit approval, which he perceived as bringing in the most votes.

intell---Or at least switched at birth.

MRMac---Amen to all of that. That was exactly what I thought...what the fuck difference does it make.
I don't care if he is a chicken plucking, zombie worshipping, butt-fucking, parking meter violator. Damned sight better than what we
had for eight loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong, inarticulate years.

T w m---I think he should have invited her to lie down with him and engage a recently Obama ordered extracted fetus
in dialog with Christ.

Mr. C---Good man! I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Tom---Depends on the number of votes, you see.

Ol'Buzzard---I learned that way back in my twenties. My first wife's grandmother (95 or so) was the most evil, bigoted, lying, self-serving bitch on the planet at the time. I just could not conger up any respect for her. I didn't bat an eye when the old bird croaked.

Punch said...

Eugene Ionesco would be weeping at the beauty of it all.

jadedj said...

Punch---That's absurd.