Thursday, January 26, 2012

Google...get a fucking life!

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin


Dear Google user,

We're getting rid of over 60 different privacy policies across Google and replacing them with one that's a lot shorter and easier to read. Our new policy covers multiple products and features, reflecting our desire to create one beautifully simple and intuitive experience across Google.

I could care less about YOUR desire. Nor do I give a shit about simple and intuitive experience on Google. Basically, I find you invasive, and irritating. In particular, I find your snooping of my private emails and suggestions of commercial products, based on those PRIVATE emails and my website visits, invasive and outrageous.Not to mention your apparent goal of dominating the internet. GET FUCKED!



We believe this stuff matters, so please take a few minutes to read our updated Privacy Policy and Terms of Service at http://www.google.com/policies. These changes will take effect on March 1, 2012.

You believe it matters?????? You poor pathetic fucks. JESUS!

No...this does NOT MATTER! People out of work and losing their homes and not able to feed their children and ASSWIPE corporations  (such as yours) which have our elected politicians sucking their crotches and controlling every aspect of our miserable lives MATTER, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Am I the only one on the planet that is offended by this giant, piss ant corporation which is gobbling up the goddamn planet?


Seriously.

GOOGLE, DEVOURING...US!

19 comments:

Mr. Charleston said...

Well... it's awfully hard to follow an animal act. Oh wait, I thought this was Punch's place. Never mind.

jadedj said...

WTF? You invoked Punch's name? He's not even a factor anymore. He fell off the planet, in search of a 10 pole dancer...seems, he found one...in Orlando...according to the word on the street.

Mr. Charleston said...

We're supposed to meet up at the Rolex 24 this weekend. Hope he brings the Pole. She is Polish isn't she?

jadedj said...

C---The committee to protect white Amurica is Czeching her out tomorrow. I'll get back to you.

The Future Was Yesterday said...

You took (all but the strings of four letter ones) words out of my mouth.

A gmail user since you needed an "invite", I have watched google grow from a convenience to a freedom suffocating terror, the equal of microshit. The (green) Paper Chase continues.....

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I don't know how they can cross their legs, their balls are so big.

the walking man said...

hey there Mr. OUTRAGE you misspelled
puissant.

Punch said...

I'm not a shithead.

jadedj said...

The Future----I try to use abbreviations for my obscenities, but some things need the full Cleveland.

It is gratifying to see that I am not alone in my Google pain.

YD G---I couldn't have said it better!

t w m---My excuse is, I don't speak French.

Punch---Point taken. If you look, you will see that I changed it...asshole.

Btw, I thought you were going to tell us about the pole.

Leslie Parsley said...

I don't think you're alone by any means. Here are a couple of links that might be useful (apparently it doesn't affect Chrome users):

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/how-to-close-your-google-account/2012/01/25/gIQADAxbQQ_story.html?utm_campaign=wpapp

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/google-tracks-consumers-across-products-users-cant-opt-out/2012/01/24/gIQArgJHOQ_story.html

Tom Harper said...

Hmmm, some very troubling information. I'll have to Google it.

jadedj said...

Leslie---Good links...thanks.

I am disturbed that this corporation, and it is a corporation, has become such a defining influence in our lives. The cynic in me, doesn't trust them. I am not quite sure how to get them out of mine entirely, because I am just as dependent on it as anyone else.

Tom---You are a scholar and a gentleman...and obviously not sucked in by this Behemoth.

Chimp said...

GOOGLE SETTINGS:

___ Allow Google to wipe my butt
___ Allow Google to do anything it wants with me
___ Google is God. Google is great!
___ I will bend over so Google can google me.

jadedj said...

Chimp---Google has no business in my bathroom.

Ol'Buzzard said...

No Shit! I was ignorantly happy until I read this.
the Ol'Buzzard

jadedj said...

Ol'B---Thanks. I enjoy good company in my misery.

Doug said...

Microsoft was the Evil Empire until Google came along, but MS was a very clumsy Dr. Evil. Google tends not to misstep quite so often. There are products I don't use, such as Google's desktop search or toolbars, and rarely use Chrome.

I do like having live gmail and SMS updates on my Android phone, though.

jadedj said...

Doug---Yeah, it has become a somewhat "necessary" evil. I use gmail, and of course, "Google" as much as anybody else. What scares me is their potential to wreck our lives. There's no turning back, however.

w-dervish said...

I received the privacy policy update from Google. I didn't pay any attention to it. Anyway... Google's reading my emails? That I don't approve of. I don't know why they'd want to though, as I'm sure they'd find most of them quite boring. I do agree that those product suggestions are quite annoying.