Thursday, February 23, 2012

A Video made for Rick Santorump

By denying scientific principles, one may maintain any paradox.
Galileo Galilei

Well, it could be...same mind set.

I picked this up at Boingboing.net and I will admit, I did not watch the entire video. Three or so minutes is enough...believe me.

Yet another bible-thumper "proving" how fucking stupid man and his science is...not to mention astronauts, in this case.

This is right up there with the videos on the perfect fruit-herb, the banana (according to the fruit-herbologist-evangelist-atheist bashing, moron, Ray Comfort, (not to be confused with Southern Comfort...well, wait...maybe he HAD a nip or two of Southern Comfort when making his godly banana video...but that is another tale). I posted the banana peeling a couple of years ago...maybe it's time to re-post it in honor of the Repubic front fucker, Ricky, Missionary Position, Santorump.

If the tone of this post seems to reflect a disdain for a sorry, lying ass, hypocritical, peckerhead, who is a danger to all of us, just being in the public domain, much less possibly being the leader of the "free" world...then I have chosen the right words.

And now, it is time to suspend disbelief, dudes and dudettes:

17 comments:

The Future Was Yesterday said...

Please - no further desecration of a fine whiskey?:)

jadedj said...

The future---I stand properly chastised...and I'll drink to that.

Mr. Charleston said...

Actually, it's a sorry-ass whiskey but still desecrated when compared to Ricky Scrotum. That video is full of BS. No joke. No where in the Bible does it say the earth doesn't move. That little goodie came from the Catholics. Makes it a little easier to understand what's wrong with Ricky Scrotum.

Sarge said...

Check Fringe's collection of bibical quotes on ecology.
I watched some of this but couldn't go the thirty mike for the whole thing.

Ron

Sarge said...

Oh, Southern Comfort is too sweet and syrupy. I don't even think it should be labeled as a whiskey. I am using my tax refund for another bottle of Willett Reserve. Now, that is whiskey...


Colonel Ron
Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels

That "honorable" might be a stretch
of the word. Now, I do play the ponies and drink Kentucky whiskey and grandmother and my great-great grandparents are buried in Kentucky.

Beach Bum said...

Okay, I am now dizzy over the utter moronic nature of Mr. Comfort's "ideas."

jadedj said...

Mr. C---We take comfort in your words, brother.

Sarge---Yeah, I noticed that. There were several rebuttals there, as well.

Sarge---I used to date a young lady from Brea(?), Kintucky (sic). She too was sweet and syrupy. Drank Four Roses...neat...from the bottle. Southern Baptist. She definitely made the world spin.

Beach Bum---Ideas may be a stretch. Oh, and have a shot of Willett. It won't help the dizziness, but it will make all of this bible BS irrelevant, as it ought to be, methinks.

Chimp said...

I knew the earth was flat! Flat like a frisbee. And we know frisbees rotate. So there, I proved the earth rotates. It rotates even better with Southern Comfort!

diane said...

Southern Comfort just makes you feel like the earth is spinning.
I love the term "Peckerhead", btw. Haha, it gives a funny visual.

Life As I Know It Now said...

omg! the bible is a story made up by some crazy fucked up men men who have given them permission to dominate and pollute all life on Earth. and what kills me is that this guy is so serious--what crazy shit!!!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I dont' even drink and I'll drink to that

jadedj said...

Chimp---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAR!

diane---Yes, and it has nothing to do with woodpeckers ;-)

Life---Yes, and let me qualify my next statement with, I am an older fellow, so I can say this. Not only were the rules made up by men, but by old fartical men.

YD G---It's enough to drive you to drink.

Tom Harper said...

I found the video to be extremely informative. It confirmed what I already suspected: Galileo was a godless Communist who hated America!

jadedj said...

Tom---Not to mention, he no spokey inglese.

the walking man said...

I'd think if you put some more horsepower into that helicopter motor and with a 1/4 throttle take off and a full throttle entry through the windshield the earth would spin faster because the weight of one less asshole opinion would be removed.

We were talking about Whiskey...I missed that part. Glenfiddich for me neat double it up barkeep. I made it to the 5 minute mark.

jadedj said...

w m---Why waste the fuel? Just make the fucker ride the skids...one quick stop should take care of it.

There's not enough Glenfiddich in Nebraska to make me endure 5 minutes of that crap. NO, wait...

Harlequin said...

the quote is perfect.... paradox, indeed. in my drinking days, i quite enjoyed southtern comfort.... but there was very little that i did not enjoy as the end of that phase of my life.
santorum is a very scary guy. not worth a drink, but scary nonetheless. and those folks agreeing with him in droves??!!! sheesh.