Thursday, February 16, 2012

A Dog Named Dick...

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

and I'm not talking about Cheney, but a weiner dog...maybe (?). I therefore dedicate this post to intelliwench who belongs to another weiner dog named skeeter, or shooter, or...oh to hell with my errant memory...wait...skooter...yes, Skooter Pie. For sure it's name is not Dick.

You can call me Rick...or you can call me Slick...but DO NOT call me Nick!

24 comments:

intelliwench said...

That poor dog...looks like a terrier of some sort, but definitely has wiener characteristics!

I'm not letting Scooter Pie see.

jadedj said...

iWench---So I shouldn't have Fed Ex'd Scooter Pie a copy of the photo?

jadedj said...

Btw, intell...I thought Dick had a Chihuahua looking head, and a weiner body. Something definitely slippery in the wood shed in this instance, I think.

intelliwench said...

A chiweenie? Could be...

Mr. Charleston said...

Wiener Dog Thursday!!

intelliwench said...

(I wonder if he comes when you call him?)

Bella said...

holey shiz! laffing my ass off...

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Whatever the hell kind of dog he is, he appears to be constipated.

The Future Was Yesterday said...

Whatever the hell kind of dog he is, he appears to be constipated.

You would too if somebody with blue fingernails had their hands around your throat!:)

jadedj said...

intell---Chiweenie? Isn't that the leather thing they chew on?

Mr. C---HA!

intell---Oh no you didn't! Yes...you did.

Bella---We have lots of laughed off arses around here.

D S W S---Ewwwwwwwwww. Maybe it's from eating too many chiweenies.

The Future---Damned good point!

the walking man said...

It's a Jack Russel and that marking show you why they are some of the hyperest excitable and territorial dogs on the planet. Mines a female but her balls are so big she attacked a two hundred pound Black Bear in VA. Two weeks later she was on the mend and the sheriff had killed the bear for wandering into the Rocky Mount VA hospital emergency room.

the yellow fringe said...

Thats a big one, I wonder if he can walk with it.

StephanieC said...

Hmmm... your socks comment on Pearl's blog brought me here.

That dog looks TERRIFIED with its tail so far up between its legs it is going to spray out his nose!

Or not. You know, whatever.

Speaking of which, must let puppy out now, before she pees on the carpet. AGAIN.

StephanieC

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YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I've seen this picture everywhere..and laugh my ass off each time I see it.

jadedj said...

T w m---Dumb ass me...I thought Jack Russel was a bonded bourbon. I don't know why, I thought you had a pit bull, but this sounds even better. I mean, sheeeeeeit, a Black Beart?

T y f---Proudly.

StephanieC---Hey, welcome and thanks for stopping by.

I think you're right. Maybe it's due to the fact that all the attention it gets has to do with sexual innuendo. As a life-long object of the same, I certainly identify with it's nervousness.

Precisely why we don't have puppies in this household. We don't do piddles with joy in our hearts. Good luck.

YD G---I was a viewing virgin regards this photo. My wife sent it to me from work. I think she made it her desk top photo.

Tom Harper said...

There might be some Welsh Corgi somewhere in the mix too. Corgis have no tail, but they have the same thick-wasted build this dog has.

The dog sure doesn't like those blue-black fingernails digging into his/her neck.

StephanieC said...

Hey man, you're sexy and you know it.

jadedj said...

Tom---I am duly impressed with the canine knowledge shared in the comments of this post. Being in the mutt league, myself, I am restricted to, "yep...that's a dawg."

StephanieC---I've been told it's all in the way I carry my antennae...not to mention how I scurry about in the dark.

Doug said...

Why Dick? Why not Peter or Rod or Johnson? Just askin'...

Harlequin said...

the image and the comments were quite enjoyable. what an uplifting experience it is to read your blog.
i always learn something.... and sometimes i wonder about the things i learn.

jadedj said...

Doug---Or Willie? I'm just guessing, but I think it has something to do with size...and that's a pretty small dog. Rod just doesn't fit.

Harlequin---Thank you. Once again you are too kind. For sure uplifting...or at least, a rise...is one of my life goals...and not easily obtained either. Admittedly, I am still groping on a daily basis, even at my age.

The real wonder is that anyone actually reads this shit.

jadedj said...

BTW, Harlequin...I thought I'd give you a heads up...my next post will be about cock roaches. Be on the lookout for this learning opportunity.

Punch said...

I have a cat. Now I remember why.

jadedj said...

Punch---Let me guess...you call your cat, uh...Nevermind, cheap shot.