Thursday, March 29, 2012

Rick takes on Pink Balls

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

From Think Progress:
Rick Santorum jokingly  chastised a boy for using a pink bowling ball during a campaign stop in Wisconsin on Wednesday. According to Reuters reporter Sam Youngman, Santorum told a boy who reached for a pink bowling ball: “You’re not gonna use the pink ball. We’re not gonna let you do that. Not on camera,” adding, “Friends don’t let friends use pink balls.”
 
Jokingly...jokingly...really? Bullshit, Ricky does NOTHING jokingly...he has no sense of humor...well, he DOES have the Good Humor Man suit (see below) in blue, however. And by the way Ricky, the phrase is, "Friends don't let friends vote Republican crazy turdness."
 The inference of this statement by the Christian Talaban leader, is beyond belief.







So, is that not a pink tie Ricky has on? I surmise that it is inspired by the meat industry's "Pink Slime"...the latter being one of Ricky's favorite subjects. And did anyone else notice that the suit is a seerSUCKER? Huh...huh? Sheeeeeeeit...oh yeaaaaaah, mo fo!

25 comments:

Doug said...

Santorum told his wife to go to Cox's and buy him a seersucker suit, but she went to Sears...

Punch said...

How many Seers can a seersucker suck, if a seer sucker would suck seers?

mo.stoneskin said...

As the proud owner of a vast and tasteful collection of pink bowling balls and pink ties, I have to say that I'm mildly offended.

the walking man said...

I think someone should throw themselves under the bus, a great fat hairy poet for example, who would be willing to grab Mr. Santorum by his seer sucking lapels and pull him in close for a tongue down his throat kiss. I'd do it but I have a rule against kissing ass.

jadedj said...

Doug---HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAR!

Punch---Seeriously?

Mo---Ah but see my fine fellow, one needs the seersucker (circa 1958) to complete the ensemble.

w m---This would be Ricky's wet dream, methinks.

Sarge said...

Lets all of us buy a pink shirt to protest Santorum.

Real men can wear pink.

And, if someone gives me shit about it; I will rip out their eye-ball and skull fuck em...


Now, that is a Marine thing - not
from we old Air Force pukes..


Sarge

Ol'Buzzard said...

Where the hell can I buy a pink hoodie?
the Ol'Buzzard

Mr. Charleston said...

Seersucker Santorum... The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Tom Harper said...

Everyone should attend Santorum's next rally wearing a pink hoodie, holding a pink bowling ball and blaring songs by Pink from their boomboxes.

Beach Bum said...

Santorum's existence for me is proof we have fallen down some really weird rabbit hole. Had a fiction writer created him for a story he would not be believable.

jadedj said...

Sarge---Semper Fi bro. No, wait, er...

Ol'B---Well, possibly where Ricky gets his ties, and thong bathing suits. It's on line at wunhunglo.com. They specialize in all things pink.

Mr. C---Suh, this hea is a family blog. We only allow talk of uteri, fetuses and other pink thingies. But know that Jesus loves you anyway.

Tom---Great idea. I would add helium filled pink condoms (French Ticklers only), tied with pink velour ribbon, from WalMart.

Beach B---And he could be...gulp...the POTUS. Now I am depressed.

Punch said...

So I got to thinkin’ ‘bout your post and the seer$uckers $$uit.
I got to thinkin’ that, that pink tie is just a bit tooo pink.
I got the thinkin’ it Must be Photoshop.
But the Cross shape of the Microphone is just tooo too
with the arm out swing in a Christ Cross like pose. I don’t know but
I got to thinkin’ that He just might be the Second Coming.
And we are still here. Oh but wait! So is he. Never Mind.

jadedj said...

Punch---You dun thunk way to much, dude. That photo has never seen the light of my photo thing. It is a for real, taken on the wing, beJesus moment photo op.

The suit was, as pointed out by Doug (our liberal Canadian Amurican Friend) above, bought at Sears (sans Roebuck ((which had nothing to do with fish eggs)) ), by his wife Glenda (not Doug's wife), or whatever the fuck her stand-in-the-background-by-my-man name is.

Are we straight on this point, podner?

Punch said...

I'm straight and also clear on the Seersucking tie color, but what about the second coming? We might be missing out on a good bet?
Eternal Salvation and all.

Mr. Charleston said...

Dammit! Something's going on here. I can't see any photo. Or, maybe it's just a protective mind block. Even looking at that turd makes me want to wear a full body seersucker condom.

Mr. Charleston said...

Oh, as to second coming, refer to my first comment.

boomer bob said...

Santorum is just too chicken shit to step out of the closet


http://nearsightedindeed.blogspot.com/2012/03/need-i-say-anything.html

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

what a fecking asshole..did you see the tape of him almost calling President Obama a n*****?...plain as day..

boomer bob said...

I saw that video Granny. NOTHING coming out of that nutbag's mouth surprises me though. He can't seem to shake the good taste of shoe leather, can he.

You ever wonder what the hell the GOP is doing, continually selecting loose cannons as potential runners??? Baffling!

Harlequin said...

oh, come on...it's all freudian; ricky actually wants to fondle some pink balls and is advertising with his long pink tie.... and seersucker, what the hell, see one, suck one.

but, sometimes a ball is just a ball and a tie is just a tie
and a total asshole is just a total asshole.

uplifting post, and profound commentary... thanks!!

intelliwench said...

Only 219 days until the election in November...plenty of time for the Rickster to come out of the closet.

Chimp said...

Homophobic Republicans Are Gay! Santorum would make an excellent Catholic Priest! He almost called Obama the N word.

jadedj said...

Punch---We do not speak of coming on this blog...eternal, or otherwise.

Mr. C---Lo, and he was in the light, but did not seeth.

Mr. C---Verily, I sayeth unto you that if a man doeth dwell on the place where the sun shines not-eth, he shall shiteth square turdeths and dwell forever with his arse slammed shuteth.

boomer b---I'm thinking his wife would kick his ass.

YD G---I did see it and his clumsy attempt to get out of it. His campaign manager just blew it off.

bomer b---My thought is, they are actually prepping Jeb for the spot. He would appear sane and reasonable compared to the looney tuners.

Harlequin---"...and profound commentary." This comment in particular, dear one ;-)

iwench---I think he has the hots for Newt. Maybe Newt is his next bitch...could be.

Chimp---Do you think they can spell homophobic? As to the N word...he had a damned good start on it, from what I saw.

Professor Chaos said...

Pathetic little homophobe!

jadedj said...

Professor---I second that.