Tuesday, October 1, 2013

NY Daily News nails it!

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

'House Of Turds': NY Daily News Mocks John Boehner

Crossposted from Occupy America

Oh my. The New York Daily News marked the first government shutdown in 17 years on Tuesday with a cover that parodies a hit political drama and mocks House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH).
Under the headline "House of Turds," the latest cover shows Boehner seated at the Lincoln Memorial with blood dripping from his hands -- a send-up of the popular Netflix series "House of Cards."


Jerry Critter said...

Turds? Of course. What else would you expect from a bunch of assholes?

jadedj said...


Tom Harper said...

Nice picture. Boehner does indeed have blood on his hands.

the yellow fringe said...

That front page is a keeper. Collectors will bargain for those for a hundred years. Damn him, he is a coward. He will probably lose his job as speaker, but he should step into the breach and do the right thing for the country instead of caving to the white bullies.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha, we saw this on the CBC news last night and loved it! Just like we loved the Netflix series of the real House of Cards.

Mr. Charleston said...

The whole frigging thing makes me ill. Being too old to do anything about it, I'm opting out. Hopefully I'll die before the shit really hits the fan.

Sarge said...

Mr Charleston,
No sir! You use your last dying breath to defy these anarchiest

Fuk em...



Kulkuri said...

Boehner must have been drunk the whole time he's been in Congress. He sure as hell doesn't know how to be speaker.(He does love the title though!!)

I think he really doesn't want to be speaker anymore, but doesn't want to do something that would get him voted out by his party, instead he's rather the people vote him out of the speakership next year in the general election.

What I don't understand is how can such a small minority of a minority cause such a huge mess. And why are all of the FuckingRepublicans still voting lockstep??? You hear some saying this is a mistake, yet when it comes to a vote, they vote en-mass with the party. What a bunch of MAROONS!!

Doug said...

I don't think that's blood on his hands...

jadedj said...

Tom---suits the S.O.B.

Yellow Fringe---But the blood suckers love him.

D S W S---Boner is an insult to Kevin Spacey, methinks.

Mr. C---Don't give up. Don't give up. DON'T give up.


Kulkuri---There's no accounting for stupidity.

Doug---Red dye 40?

Harlequin said...

wonderful shit comments. so refreshing to see the word embraced
such gusto....
I admit I am a bit flummoxed.... cannot imagine that pettiness could get this ridiculous.
or is that where abjection and stupidity get to on their own accord?
loved the post and the comments.


I'm just so damn happy I'm not drinking..there would be some asskicking going on.

the walking man said...

That's not orange enough to be John Boehner. It must be his doppelganger.

Punch said...

Damn it all to hell.
A plague on both houses.
May there daughters be hungry and
may their wives be lonely,
may they live long enough to eat the proof of their own pudding.

jadedj said...

Harlequin---As usual, you raise this endeavor to a much higher level, dear one ;-)

Jackiesue---Have a drink! Time for some ass thromping!

w m---Hahahahahahahahahaha! You're right...he's the same color as a Florida Citrus Grove.

Professor Chaos said...

Wow, I thought the daily Show staff had made that graphic!

jadedj said...

Professor C---Could be...I lifted it from CrooksandLiars, who lifted it from Daily News, who could have lifted it from the Daily Show. God knows where they may have lifted it from. I do think it was certainly worth lifting...multiple times.

jadedj said...

Punch---I just discovered that I didn't see your comment when you made it. I may or may not have explained this before but, for whatever reason Google doesn't notify me when YOU comment on this blog. I suspect you are on their shit list, pal.

As to the comment...hear, hear...I think.