Vanity...thy name is...The Donald

My brother sent me this from Politico Click (whatever that is). The article is verbatim...and I am sure many of you have been waiting for this information with worms in your mouth breath:

Trump explains his hairdo.

By KARIN TANABE | 5/11/11 2:02 PM EDT Updated: 5/11/11 2:44 PM EDT

Comedians and plenty of other folks regularly make fun of Donald Trump’s hair. But Trump seldom talks about his own voluminous coif.

Then, suddenly, in a Rolling Stone article in the May 26 issue, he not only addressed the ‘do but discussed it in great detail.

After giving a little too much information about his morning routine, complete with the word “undies,” Trump, who says he’s still mulling over a 2012 presidential run, talked about how he washes and air dries his hair.

"OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things,” explained the billionaire. While waiting for his hair to dry, he reads, he watches TV. He loves Fox. He likes “Morning Joe.”

Then it’s back to the hair. “OK, so I've done all that. I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb," he assured the interviewer. “Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward."

Trump then pushed back his pouf and showed off his hairline. "I actually don't have a bad hairline,” Trump told the magazine. “When you think about it, it's not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”

GOODGAWDALMIGHTY IN HIMMEL!

Eureka!

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Eureka...aka, "I have found it". Er, no, wait, maybe not...

‘This is Reagan country, and perhaps it was destiny that the man who went to California’s Eureka College would become so woven within and interlinked to the Golden State.’ - American Idjit, Sarah Palin

Well no, see...Reagan went to Eureka College in Illinois from 1928 to 1932. He didn’t move to California until five years after his graduation.

There’s no Eureka College in California.

There is an Idjit College in Alaska, however.

Shameful is as shameful does

The first video is an interview of Pamela Pilger at a Las Vegas town hall meeting regarding health care reform. She is telling an Eyewitness News Reporter why she's against it. It is important that you watch this before watching the second video...because of her actions in the second one.

The second video is a tad long, but Pam appears at about one to two minutes in. And she seems like such a nice lady...well informed...articulate...in grasp of the facts...tolerant...sort of...maybe...nah. OK, FUCK HER...not literally...puleeeeez.

Checkmate...MoFos

My good online friends Punch and Mr. Charleston have lately been posting about one of my favorite subjects, God and Heyzeus, and Zen things, all like that there. I thought it was time I posted something I presented a couple of years ago over at JournalSpace. It's a couple of videos which deal with creationism and food. I DID say food.

But, in my travels looking for those videos to share with you, I ran across this. It is so fucking ridiculous that I finally opined...this can't be real...it has to be parody. But is it? What do you think? Could be real.

The presenter's name is Edward Current, which is, in and of itself suspicious, methinks.

If he is not real, then he is good, very good. If he is real...he's a fucking idiot. I remain agnostic on the subject of Edward Current.

The floor is open for discussion.

Bananas tomorrow.