Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Eureka!

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Eureka...aka, "I have found it". Er, no, wait, maybe not...

‘This is Reagan country, and perhaps it was destiny that the man who went to California’s Eureka College would become so woven within and interlinked to the Golden State.’ - American Idjit, Sarah Palin

Well no, see...Reagan went to Eureka College in Illinois from 1928 to 1932. He didn’t move to California until five years after his graduation.

There’s no Eureka College in California.

There is an Idjit College in Alaska, however.

24 comments:

Punch said...

Ya Know? I worked a good day today, visited the doctor got a good report. Felt serene for a few moments. Enjoyed the full moon. Then I thought? humm, let us see what is on the blogo'.
Ah, yes, there is a banquet over to consequencs too, let us go and partake.
I have since lost my appetite.
Thank you very much, Mr. jadedJ.
Think I'll go read about oil in the gulf. Might even bark at the moon.

jadedj said...

Punch---Fasting is good for the Karmetic soul, so I'm told.

Barking at the moon has it's merits, but have you tried pissing in the wind?

jadedj said...

Punch addendum...pissing in the wind is where one faces the reality of the self.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I believe she was valedictorian at Idjit College. Also graduated Phi Beta Crappa.

PENolan said...

In defense of Sarah, what difference does it make whether it's California or Illinois? Eureka is Eureka. It's even a show on SciFi network. What difference does it make if she's at some college in California or on SciFi? It's still Eureka. Ronald Reagan went to Eureka College in Illinois and they said "Eureka!" when they found Gold in California. Sarah is looking for gold in them thar hills - Eureka! How much was she paid for that speech?

I'm busy writing the story of the preacher and the pagan to read in a couple of weeks at a bar on the lower east side known for it's literary evenings. I can't put it on the internet for a number of reasons. Wish all y'all could be there.

jadedj said...

DSWS---She graduated from a class of one.

Tricia---There is no defense of Sarah.

Wait, the internet has standards higher than yours?

Jerry Critter said...

Sarah shows us again why she is the star of the republicans.

Mr. Charleston said...

Looks like she learned to speak like Reagan as well. Nonsensical jabber. My favorite Reaganism: "I'm sure it probably is..."

Mr. Charleston said...

Oh... BTW, Punch doesn't need an excuse to howl at the moon as I have it on good authority, THE authorities in fact, that he can be heard in his backyard howling at the moon most every night as he hasn't yet realized it's a street lamp.

PENolan said...
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PENolan said...

Nevermind
Fuck Sarah Palin and Ronald Reagan
What's done is done.

As for internet standards - mine are absolutely higher. I will not be willfully tacky about somebody to his face unless s/he fully deserved it, nor will I discuss sex where our own kids might find it. Imagine if your daughters stumbled upon something I said about real sex with a real man? Or the preacher's daughter (who is now following my blog) or my own kid's friends who already have some MILF ideas - not because I'm so hot but because they are 19 - 21 year old boys and, consequently, walking hard-ons.
Further, some stories are too good to give away for free and I learned that from my Granny the Ho before that dumb bitch Sarah Palin was born.

Travis Erwin said...

Love it.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---I am sure he was probably sure it was.

Mr. C---And what is he doing with the fireplug in front?

Tricia---Nevermind works.
Fuck em all...done or no.

Whew. Now I'm tired.

I do not talk about people's grannies.

Travis...Thanks for stopping by, please return. I am glad it was a pleasant experience :-)

tnlib said...

Outrageously funny - the post and the comments. She's so stupid she doesn't know it.

jadedj said...

Jerry Critter---Damn, sorry somehow I skipped over your comment in my response...not intentional, believe me.

Star all right, with gold leaf dumb-fuck clusters. Even if I were a Republican, I would probably slit my wrists if I had to listen to her grating voice for more than five minutes...the platitudes notwithstanding.

jadedj said...

tnlib---How stupid is she? She's so stupid she bought a pair of flip-flops and wrote, TGIF on the front...Toes Go In First. Vada boom.

Tom Harper said...

And speaking of Eureka: When Sarah Palin is looking for something and finally finds it, she yells out "Viola!"

(OK, I stole that from a "Married: With Children" episode.)

jadedj said...

Tom---Well in her defense (can't believe I'm saying that), the confusion of the word may be because she can't see France from her backyard.

Hey, lift it where you can is my motto! And like a good politician, just don't admit it.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

she couldnt pour piss out of a boot.

Chimp said...

Rule No. 4: If you are a retard, you should not smoke pot and then give a public speech.
Rule No. 5: If you are a retard, you should not give a public speech.
Rule No. 6: If you are Sarah Palin, you should not give a public speech...

Kyle said...

JJ, it makes my head hurt just looking at her, much less having to hear her words.

jadedj said...

Chimp---Rule No. 7: If you are Sarah Palin, you should have to pay to speak.

Kyle---No amount of migraine medicine would take care of that one.

Harlequin said...

fun post; she is a piece of work, and in a class by herself. I certainly hope there aren't too many more like her, although I suspect there may be cloning facilities..... there is evidence...

intelliwench said...

This has nothing to do with anything but the post's title, which made me think of one of my dad's old jokes:

"Eureka!" said the Italian inventor -- to which is assistant replied...

"You no smella so good you self!"


Happy 4th. Meh.