FLASH! This just in, the Republican side of the aisle has proposed a compromise health care plan, in the interest of the American People.
It is not government run, nor is it a co-op plan. The details are sketchy at this point. Informed sources maintain that it is available to each man, woman and child, and well within everyone's budget. The source further stated that it is a plan to die for.
Shown below is the spokes person who presented this new idea, earlier today.
Thus far, there has been no comment from the White House.
