...but now I do. And so do you...HAR, HAR, HAR!My brother, aka, Mr. More-Irritating-Smartass-Than-I, alerted me to this idgit and her new album, Superficial (apropos). In particular he called my attention to the track "I'll do it" and the lyrics...“I brought some treats / I know that you gon love em,Come eat my panties
off of me / Do whatever you feel comes naturally."
My brother and I are in agreement that if one went with the old bubba adage regards fish, that would make this one the "catch of the day".
No telling what one might catch, however.
BTW-please do not fill me in on this balloonhead. I don't care if she's laughing all the way to the bank, or if she's pushing the envelope, or if you think I'm a bitter person, or she is speaking for Barbies and reality show fans everywhere, or plastic surgery on one's body parts is the wave of the future...or anything else. I just don't care. So don't do it. Got that?
One more thing. Thought you might like to see a before and after photo. Notice anything different? Hint: they are between her neck and belly thingy.
I also like it when these girls drape a Jesus cross between their...ah, intellect (on the before side). That's always a nice touch and statement of their faith, methinks.
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Nothing about that girl is real.
Best music video of all time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtslAQ4LmiE
Bwahahahaha!
Bob---Bitter, bitter.
corticoWhat---I DO NOT WANT THIS SIMPLETON IN MY LIFE. But, I couldn't NOT go watch the video, and my God you are right. You know the part I most liked was the lip sync. It was top drawer. Sort of reminded me of the old T.V. program, Mr. Ed. 'Ceptin Ed of course was a horse and didn't have sweats on...or a boob job.
To all---for those of you who would like to make a comparison of Mr. Ed and Heidi Montag's lip syncing abilities
See corticoWhat's link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtslAQ4LmiE
And Mr. Ed's short clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGZwmelwnBU
I know the work of Mr. Ed.
Heidi on the other hand is new peice of work to me.
A bit thick for my taste maybe it's the sweats.
That guy with the mustache is a good candidate for having his eyeballs tattooed.
Your brother, he's a real kidder, that one.
Punch---I knew that you and the Ed were tight.
Heidi is a piece to whomever.
Is thick a porno category?
He's a guard at Soledad.
My brother was an only child.
Not much irritates me more than these twits who are infamous for little reason.
grrrrr.
*shrug8 some corporate whore needed to justify a paycheck so he goes out and creates another twit to grab the teen dollars...or have them stuffed I her panties.
The more things change...
Nope, I can't see the difference in their intellect, they both look thick as the walls of Fort William.
JenJen---Just a poor little girl trying to make an honest living...off her wearing apparel.
wm---and being the father of a 12 yr old daughter, IT PISSES ME OFF...not to mention the whole idea of eating her crotch pants being presented as okay.
mo---Picture on the left is an outpost. Picture on the right is an entire army base.
I'm not even going to dignify this news with a comment.
Oh, crap.
intell---Which part did you not care for? For me, when I am in doubt regards a post, I go away...have a glass (or two) of Merlot...think about it...re-read it...think and drink some more...and then, usually (too many commas?), find that my original assessment was based on way too much brain juicyness. That's not to say that dignity then enters into it...but rather at this point, I just don't give a shit. Consequently, I tell the author whatever I think they want to hear. This may, or may not work for you.
I'm with Intelli... WTF are you talking about?
C---I submit to you, when have you EVER known WTF I have been talking about? And...and...and, I have never made any claims to knowing WTF I am talking about either. Obviously YOU require something much stronger than mere merlot to straighten this shit out in YOUR head.
I would join Intell, but I have already made a comment, so i must state that I understand complete what the hell you are talking about. Also I understand what Intelli is not talking about.
Well to be correct, by definetions none of us are 'talking'. Rather we are writing. Back to you Dan.
Punch---Since I have already commented on your comment - no comment. Except that, you can call me man, or you can call me can, but don't call me Dan, Roy.
Ah, now I get it, you're drunk. Damn, I should've known.
C---Yes I get drunk every morning at 6:30 with my children, it gets them into a better frame of mind to go to school.
I still don't have anything to say, even after a Winter Lager.
I'll check back after I finish the second one.
intell---Good plan. Meanwhile, I'll get back to my movie...and my merlot.
Just wondering, between you and your brother, which one is the good looking one and which one of you is the smart one?
(What movie?)
Intelli...
JadedJ is gooood f*****g looking.
and his brother is f(((((g smart.
or is it the other way around? I forget.
twit, you say?! I was thinking another vowel would be at least as appropriate, but perhaps not as titillating. Poor thing..... gravity will eventually be her down fall.
intell---my brother was dropped on his head as a baby, which also broke off his nose. He blithers a lot, not to mention wears a wooden nose.
The movie is, Debbie Does Dallas.
Punch---Did I see you in the opening scene of Debbie Does Dallas?
Harlequin---please, no tit words...or mention of gravity here on B of Q.
Tipping a few before taking the kids to school would at least explain an earlier post about wanting to kill some guy in a pick-up because he looked at you.
Intelli... the reason the guy in the pick-up was looking a JadedJabber is because... well, let's just say although his brother was dropped on his head, at least he wasn't kicked under a lawn mower as was JJ, which, now that you know, should explain a lot.
C---Looked at me? Kill? Who said kill? Kicked under a lawn mower? Now C, who's drunk? You need to start reading the words instead of just looking at the photos. At the very least, cut back on the shine that you drink with your friend, the blow-up lady, before you visit here. Get hold of it man.
Don't know who she is, don't know what or who's she's done, and I don't care. She looks like the perfect celebrity to reinforce my anti-celebrity stance. Am I right...?
JJ, you must make your living in corporate PR.. deny, deny, deny
C---I yield to your expertise in this matter...given your experience in denial...on the corporate AND personal level.
boys
Punch---are you trying to tell us something?
And I always liked the name Heidi. It meant to me, pure and sweet. I understand that Sarah Pailin is going to interview Heidi on FOX and tell her to abstain from sex until she gets married. Too late?
Doug---you are right. Sorry, I wasn't ignoring you; for some reason your comment didn't show up until this morning, but it's actually before some others that I responded to.
Chimp---oops, she is married and from the 3 minutes of reading about her (4 minutes too much), I found that her husband encouraged her to get the silicon thingys. They deserve each other?
Silicon? Valley? I must pay closer attention.
Punch---
Punch---Melons of silicon.
Yea! This is the first time that I've ever felt smart for NOT knowing who someone is.
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