Wednesday, April 14, 2010

The Sky is Falling...The Sky is Falling

NOTICE-THIS IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK BLOG.

Well it would seem that raghead, date eating, African-born, socialistic facist president of ours has out-witted us again...almost. Almost, friends and fellow citizens, because there are some patriotic, red-blooded, gun-totin', ever alert, Amuricans out there who are keeping us on our toes...watching out for our freedom-loving asses, exposing his communist loving leanings at every turn, and nook, and other cliche thingys.




No wait...WTF...are these people on meth? There is batshittery, and then there is batshittery...this is...batshittery, methinks.

And incidentally graphic design challenged FOX lady...
monogram
Pronunciation: \ˈmä-nə-ˌgram\
Function: noun : a sign of identity usually formed of the combined initials of a name.

Monograms are generally used on wedding invitations, shirts, personal letterheads, and sundry other personal items...and maybe occasionally on flags...but not of national origin.

For example this Banquet of Consequences monogram, which I have on all of my Fruit of the Loom boxer shorts:



Logos are generally a product, or corporate symbol...also know as a trademark. The Nuclear Summit "symbol" is a logo, using a hydrogen electron in its orbital path around its nucleus as it's symbol. The Pakistan Flag is...a...crescent moon...with...a...star. Duh.



This kind of thinking is the direct result of America's dumbing down process. Thank you, the party of No.

JesusfuckingChrist...I need to find me some weed.

24 comments:

intelliwench said...

If I weren't a lady, those Faux News idiots would make me swear. For now, I'm just going to cry...

(Don't bogart that joint, bro.)

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Looks more like an electron in orbit around a nucleus, kind of nuclear, you know ?

jadedj said...

intell---I will still respect you in the morning.

As to the weed...some of us have, and some have not.

Bucko---My graphic oriented ass totally defers to your expertise :-)

RealityZone said...

Smoke em if you got em.

RealityZone said...

On second thought.
You are not the one that needs some reefer, they need to smoke some.

PENolan said...

Aside from my personal stash, I still have over a dozen brownies that Velvet forgot when he went back to college. He can't get them back until he proves he hasn't been suspended for his grades (or lack thereof). Actually, I may have to change his name to Bong Boy based on the photograph shown here
http://tinyurl.com/y5fcl6j
He would probably prefer Spleef Man. Maybe we should have a contest to determine his Superhero name. The brownies can be the prize. I'm not sure they should be sent through the mail, however.

As for Fox - remember that sigh Lurch made on The Addams Family?

Punch said...

I can only think rude things about the blonde's legs and skirt and things that go bump in the night.
I know, just call me a pig. No, wait, I meant I'm a hen house and she can watch me anytime. Sorry Intelli, I cannot stand this type of TV, I is just too much for this ol' boy.
Makes Joe McCarthy seem quaint.

Sue said...

Ha!! I just posted this! Isn't it hilarious? The nutters are "killing themselves softly", I LOVE IT!!!

Punch said...

PENolan apoligies to you also, you had not posted when I wrote that last comment. (sigh)

Mr. Charleston said...

I wonder which star it is next to the crescent. The Star of David? Afterall, Abraham is the father of Islam.

There's no accounting for the dumbasses in the media these days, or on the street either for that matter. Intelli has the right idea. Give me a toke.

jadedj said...

All to whom I have not yet bespeaken...considering my present state of mind, and lack of coordination, I reserve the answers and responses to these fine comments until manana, or whichever occurs first.

PENolan said...

Punch, no apologies necessary. I can't stand that kind of TV either. Mostly I only turn on my TV to watch Netflix. It's much easier on my brain to get this sort of news from JadedJ and all y'all. The world itself seems to be one big WTF?

I am serious about Velvet needing a new name, though. He's outgrowing this moniker every day in every way.

boomer bob said...

I think I saw the fox monogram tattooed on Gretchen's ass last night. Here's the tatoo:

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7136/crying01.jpg

mo.stoneskin said...

Never trust a date-eater, that's what I say. "All" your Fruit of the Loom boxer shorts? How many do you have? Hundreds? Thousands? Two?

jadedj said...

Reality---Plus a bit of duct tape for their pie holes.

PE---And a fine photo it is. Sort of reminds me of the old Buster Crabbe Flash Gordon serials of the 1930s (no, I was not around then...saw them on t.v.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_Crabbe. His nemesis was MIng the Merciless. I'm not suggesting that Velvet is merciless. but possibly travels in space? Spleef works for me.

Punch---Have you ever considered getting, uh, you know...laid? You see, this was McCarthy's problem...not getting, that is. Just saying.

Sue---And we thought the village idiot was wacky...little did we know.

Mr. C---I am sure our tea-bagging friends would call it a pentagram, the representation of mystic and evil intentions. No, wait, I'm wrong...too many syllables for them. Never mind...light up!

PE---WTF indeed.

boomer bob---Holy Blubber...that must be one big arse. Hard to tell when it's in the sitting position.

mo---One. Easier to keep up with...and I know where they are at all times.

intelliwench said...

Uh oh . . . it's even worse than we (or FauxNews) thought, guys:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_South_Carolina.svg

the walking man said...

This is what we get for electing a foreigner to be president of the untied states of America.

jadedj said...

intell---hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha har! Beautiful!

w m---Yeah! We need to take back our free white Amurica from the moon worshipping socialness booger boos, by God.

Kyle said...

JJ, I'm sure the people at Fox have never studied, nor will they ever study "a hydrogen electron in its orbital path around its nucleus." Stan(two of his degrees are in the sciences) was absolutely sure they were bat shit crazy after they televised this(as if he wasn't certain before).

He saw the vid one day and couldn't stop laughing. I just curled up into a ball in the corner fearing contamination from the offending vid.

jadedj said...

Kyle---curling up into a ball may be the only defense against these morans (sic).

Tom Harper said...

Thank God these Fox suckers are looking out for America. All them Muslim countries; and they warned us about Turkey. Turkey is the most dangerous of all them swarthy countries. The other ones are at least blatant about being Muslim police states. But Turkey is pretending to be a western democracy, when they're actually a Trojan Horse, a stealth Muslim theocracy whose goal is to undermine the West and kill Americans!

Come to think of it, the whole Trojan Horse legend originated in Turkey. OMG, this is getting clearer and scarier as I sit here typing. I better go...

jadedj said...

Tom---Yes, and don't forget...Istanbul WAS Constantinople...

Wait a minute...the Greeks, who became Christians, were the ones bearing gifts, and the Trojans (the people, not the prophylactic), who became Turks were the ones besmirching Helen's honor, and they, the Turk/Trojans went to Helen a handbasket...which is why they hate America. I could be wrong.

The funny red hat Fezzy things with the lamp cord on top are kind of neat though.

Chimp said...

The real meaning of the crescent moon and star is simple. The moon means that Obama cut the budget for the US to go to the moon, but, the star means that Obama plans on getting us to Mars by 2030, which was in my news today. Not necessarily in your news. Nothing at all to do with Islam.

jadedj said...

Chimp---this non-our news is out of this world. As to the moon cut, we really ought to stay away from that place anyhow. It's crawling with alien bases on the dark side preparing for the 2012 invasion and rapture. All of which sort of puts the quietus on the Mars trip, since the universe is going to be destroyed.